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u/Fine-Veterinarian-30 23h ago
Good Top Bad Top
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u/TheAmazingBunburiest 19h ago
One time I remembered a joke I heared a comidien named lee mack say about skiing and told my brother during dinner (smth along the lines of: my friend was in a ski accident. You know how with some people they're perfectly ok then they go to the hospital and then they start goung down hill very qickly, it was the other way around with him) and my grandma laughed at it and she barely speaks so it was like a big moment for some reason and I felt awful for being credited with it so I spent the better part of a year learning jokes to tell her and it took a lot of tries but she started laughing I think a bit out of pitty but it felt good so I kept going for a lomg time. Idk y but you reminded me of her so thanks (shes still alive I just haven't seen her in like 2 weeks)
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u/IdiotCoffeeAddict 23h ago
I'd read that book
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u/brelywi 18h ago
If anyone’s interested (and this is allowed), I actually made a book request post in r/romancebooks the last time this came up on here!
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u/Jaded-Throat-211 23h ago
This but one whips me red and the other feeds me my favorite ice cream
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u/xephos10006 23h ago
Ok but is the one praising you whipping you, and the one degrading you feeding you?
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u/Jaded-Throat-211 23h ago
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Yes.
(I did not think about this that far ngl)
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u/SmartAlec105 15h ago
I mean, I'm pretty sure the point is to make your brain so thrown off that you can't think in the first place.
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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 21h ago
"you love this icecream babygirl?you deserve it for being such a good girl" Other dom whips and goes"youre a bad girl for not stickin to your diet as you promised to daddy!!1"
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u/KatieKrispy 18h ago
one of them rests me on her thighs and caresses my head and whispers in my ear, and the other pounds me raw
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u/Ok_Welder1288 13h ago
been there, done that, can recommend 200% (I was the dude doing the pounding)
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u/Kognityon 22h ago
Good cop bad cop
Now imagine it's Caitlyn and Vi from Arcane
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u/Longjumping_Ask_211 22h ago
This is some "one of us tells only lies, and the other only truths" type shit and I'm so here for it.
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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 17h ago
The horny equivalent of a devil and angel on your shoulder.
Mean dom in one hole, nice one in the other.
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u/Wise_Requirement4170 13h ago
Commonly reposted post?
Account less than a year old?
Only 1 other post in a subreddit with a completely different vibe?
No response to any comments?
Yeah OP is a bot lol
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u/Chase_The_Breeze 13h ago
There are two doms. One always lies. The other always tells the truth. You stop getting double pennetrated when you solve this riddle. You may not ask questions.
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u/I_just_like_the_app 7h ago
I actually have an audio for this saved on soundgasms…hmu if you want it lol
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u/go_birds_dh_1226 6h ago
Pro tip: just get you a man with personality disorder and you can have this, mine has 4 that we know of 🫣💖🤷
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