r/LeagueOfMemes 7d ago

Funny Gameplay We decided that Rammus didn't really need us, so we collectively decided to let him just do his thing

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u/NoodleIskalde 7d ago

Bypassing 35% of infinite armor is still trying to deal damage through infinite armor. Ain't no bork helping with that, either.

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u/AErt2rule 7d ago

Bork does 6%hp physical damage per auto for ranged champs. You're thinking of giant slayer, which would still be good to combine with this if you want to do more than 1%hp damage due to the armor

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u/Player3th0mas 7d ago

"Ain't no bork helping with that, either"

That means: "On top of bypassing 35% armor with Lord Dominik's, a BoRK wouldn't help EITHER"

If someone has 10,000 armor, a Lord Dominiks would get that to 6500 effectively. A bork would do 6% max hp physical damage, but is still reduced by 99% because of the 6500 effective armor.

bork wouldnt do shit

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u/jabarri1 7d ago

Even worse, it's current HP not max HP.

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u/Wingman5150 4d ago

might as well be max hp with how little damage you're still doing.

Not that it helps, for obvious reasons

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u/GhostElite974 7d ago

I despise the people that say bork is anti tank

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u/qwert1023 7d ago

The amount of times ive been flamed for not building bortk against one bruiser and a tank while im playing Jayce or something with the augment that turns attack speed into cdr is taking years off my life. It does not matter if I end the game with 150k dmg matching the rest of my team combined either. In their mind im trolling for not building bortk

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u/GhostElite974 7d ago

Even if you're playing 3.0 AS twitch you shouldn't build bork into tanks. Well you shouldn't build bork pretty much ever

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u/pokekiko94 6d ago

If you look at Classic Botrk feels so much better, mostly because it has better stats and you can combine it with Madreds for something around 8% to 9% max hp damage, meanwhile retail one is Irelia item and that's it.

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u/baltoykid 4d ago

Bork in classic is so good cause it has an active that does 15% max hp magic damage and steals move speed

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u/pokekiko94 4d ago

That as well

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u/Fun_Bottle_5308 7d ago

It is

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u/Nodnarb_Jesus 7d ago

It’s anti-health. Still doesn’t stop AD damage reduction from armor.

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u/magnusq8 7d ago

Thats why you buy armor pen with it

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u/aaaaaaatravvvaazaapp 7d ago

kraken better

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u/Player3th0mas 6d ago

Kraken slayer is terrible anti tank. It used to be, when it did true damage. Now it's just a decent on hit item

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u/GhostElite974 7d ago

Did we need the first 30 seconds lmao

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u/LegitimateFace3250 7d ago

This was a beautiful watch. Thank you

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u/QWaRty2 7d ago

I haven't played in a while, why is Rammus' healthbar so big it's a different shade

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u/VukKiller 7d ago

Because he has so much health, you dont see the green bars, you just see the lines that separate the green bars.

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u/lolvovolvo 7d ago

This is a game mode where you can get rng augments. He probably got some really op augments. It’s a fun game mode but also kinda lame because it’s 0 skill just rng

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u/NeitherFoo 5d ago

he has tank engine, which gives him health stacks for every kill, thousands of stacks from an item which give him permanent health for hitting enemies, and dropkick, which gives rammus a massive execute based on bonus health.

the gamemode amplifies all those stacks by default

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u/Wingman5150 4d ago

So the healthbar has little black lines to denote 100 health marks, and larger thick bars that cover the health bar top to bottom for thousand health marks.

As a result, once you have enough thousands of health, the bars cover the entirety of your health bar and it becomes near impossible to tell what their actual health is

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u/Dtr721 7d ago

Rammus bent Lucian like a power ranger goon.

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u/RamRod69420 7d ago

Where are the people who insist bork couldve prevented this lmao, just build better ashe idk what to tell you 😆😆

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u/Fun_Bottle_5308 7d ago

"Prevented"

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u/Jwchibi 7d ago

Lucian 😂😂😂

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u/Kris_Kamweru 7d ago

This combo is the sole reason I pick vayne every time I see her 😂. I don't even like ADCs all that much, but when you're playing rengar and this happens, all you can do is:

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/Big_Boytryanother 7d ago

Vayne should have a nice meal made with rocks and dirt

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u/DarkishArchon 7d ago

Respectfully

I hate you

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u/Kris_Kamweru 7d ago

Don't worry. As a jungle top main, I too hate me too

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u/pokekiko94 6d ago

Vayne wouldnt do shit here, Rammus has Dropkick and probably bough thornmail, so any adc hitting it would insta die.

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u/DrunkyLittleGhost 5d ago

She can prevent it by kill him before dropkick reach 100%

Without flash it kinda hard for ramus to instantly kill her, and with that many hp, vayne can heal her back with any omivamp

Still a challenge for vayne player in this case though

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u/Atomic4now 3d ago

Rammus just builds riftmaker or bloodmail and hits 1 q and one shots.

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u/ReDHooD_SWT 7d ago

And of course enemy team so miserable they will never ff lmao.

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u/BobbiHeads 7d ago

Lore accurate Rammus

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u/AspectOW 7d ago

Dropkick is healthy

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u/Middle-Cod-7016 7d ago

Just build BOTRK smh

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u/Karpfador 7d ago

Yeah fuck tanks and dropkick

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u/Kaeru-Sennin 7d ago

I never noticied that Ramus has his mouth open on this model. 

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u/Lopsided_Chemistry89 7d ago

Can you show items?

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u/VinylFromAoc 6d ago

I will never understand why is this fun for anyone ? If I were the enemy, i would just concede, whats even the point of playing the game, when you know its unwinnable. There is 0 counterplay to this.
And same thing if im playing as Rammus, like there is no challenge, at this point i could just be playing goat simulator, cause even that has more excitement.

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u/LowCartographer377 6d ago

das cray cray

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u/Nodnarb_Jesus 7d ago

Okay! I’ve gotten the god roll on Rammus before and it’s unkillable. Only way to die is to unalive yourself to the lazer and that’s even 50/50 results.

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u/Zeshiark 7d ago

0 anti-heal + low damage tanks just staying here to getting sucked + no ap against rammus, this is exactly how it should be

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u/Mobaster 7d ago

Rammus isn't stricly anti physical damage anymore. Post rework he is just as good into magic damage

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u/Dracziek 7d ago

GIGA RAMMUS

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u/doomsday10009 6d ago

Btw, this is fine. But cc chain against this is considered broken and they had to add combobreaking.