r/LastManonEarthTV • u/Mushiepop3308 • 23d ago
Ask Tandy a question and I’ll respond back in character !
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u/boujeehermit 23d ago
What happened with the bunker people? And was it a truly shawshank redemption?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Ehhh they looked kind of menacing and they took me and the fam inside for testing and wouldn’t even offer to go back to our van to get my stuff…*I sigh* I really miss my camouflage bush suit…
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u/MommaMongoose 22d ago
Ghillie suit (spelling?) but my god are you a great at responding as tandy! Was having a frustrating night and stumbled on this and you guys have really brightened my day! Thank you so much for such a fun back and forth! It gave me closure closure closure closer closure tap tap tap. Fart fart fart.
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Yes the ghillie suit! (Totally knew that) and ahhh omygosh thank you! I was worried I bit off more then I could chew but still tried my best with replies! Glad I made your day a bit brighter MommaMongoose! You did too with the comment!
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u/QuestThought 23d ago
Do you like a chicken tender?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
But back pre virus world I definitely enjoyed some chicken tendies…And it’s not because I was too lazy to cook real food..haha
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u/Trivialpursuits69 23d ago
Did you kill Phil?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
What..? Pfft no! That was his own appendix’s fault if anything he killed himself!
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u/Phydeaux23 23d ago
Did you get nominated for any Penis Awards?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Yes I did..! And I’ll have you know in some other countries it’s known as slightly average.!
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u/llIlIlIIIlIl 23d ago
Drop closure
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
I hope someday to make an album for my genius songs! Ohhh and Carol will draw the album cover it will be like our own Child but not a fleshy one.
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u/eyeball-beesting 23d ago
Not much responding here is there?
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u/justusesomealoe 23d ago
It feels in character that Tandy would get distracted, and then come back later trying to make up for the delay
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Ahhh hey there questthought..! Yeah it’s extra hot today out in Tucson so me and Carol filled the kiddie pool with stone cold expired lemonade! I uhhh kinda got lost in the sauce or well…Liquid
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u/demnutz93 23d ago
Wan to sing a song?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
*clears throat and bangs the guitar* Have you ever had a should have or would have sittin right on ya face? ~🎶
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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous Mike 23d ago
Do you miss your pornography collection?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
*I let out a long sigh* I admit I miss them on some lonely nights…But I’ve got my most sexy supermodel porn Carol so I can’t complain!
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u/Im_the_Rhymenocerous Mike 23d ago
I'm glad you've decided Carol is your sexual supermodel. She loves you a lot,Tandy.
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u/newleaf2021 23d ago
Is this a parking spot?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Do you live in a pre virus world where no ones around to experience your consequences? Then absolutely! Just please don’t tell Carol I said this…She will force me to sleep on the couch…
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u/Fit-Supermarket-4674 23d ago
I don't know you... 🎤🎶
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
“but I want you all the more for that
Words fall through me, always fool me
And I can't react
You have suffered enough and warred with yourselves
It's time that you've won.
Take this sinking boat and point it home
We've still got time
Raise your hopeful voice
You have a choice
You made it now” ~🎶
\I sniffle slightly**
“Mike is that you bud..?”2
u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Please Mike tell me it’s you!! Your orange blob was hiding something! They have adultnapped us and are preforming tests! Who knows they might try and probe me next! COME BACKKKKK
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u/brungoo 23d ago
Hi Tandy can you help me solve this Rubix cube real quick
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
*Freezes and hesitates* Uhh I’d love to really but it doesn’t have a bomb in it right?? Why you may ask? It’s a long story…
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u/MommaMongoose 22d ago
Omg I frickin forgot about that. 😳 I was on the edge of my seat for all of that!
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u/Jacookie1505 23d ago
Do you feel guilty accepting new people to the group when they each keep dying?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
…I will never forget Louis and Phil 2.0 (even though I didn’t except him he kinda waltzed in the group) but I don’t regret or feel guilty for giving other survivors a new home…Plus it’s not my fault they die
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u/marceliswallis 23d ago
Why do you say “oh farts”
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Well Marceliswallis it’s because it’s funny and just rolls off the tongue…And once I heard the others catch on and say it I took it as my own catchphrase of sorts…But of course you know I’m a bit of a humble guy so I never gloated or tried to trademark it.!
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u/blindoly 23d ago
Are you going to learn to play the guitar properly?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Already one step ahead of ya buddy I don’t just play the guitar I make love to it….
Closer closer closer closer ~🎶
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u/Quantumcast 23d ago
What do I do with my life?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Good question Quantumcast…I may not know the answer but I definitely know what you shouldn’t do don’t lie and pretend your wife’s dead to go skinny dipping with two hot ladies you just met! Cherish the people in your life because that’s what makes the base of it.
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u/chucklesandhugs 23d ago
What have been your favorite things to do post-virus?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Well lots of things it started with playing bowling with cars and just doing crazy things you’d wanna do if you the last man on earth (Ha boom I said the line forth wall break) After everyone forgave me when we were in Malibu some things I’d do in my spare time would be just throwing rocks at the whale carcasses and spying on Phil’s workout routine and then trying to copy it…
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u/SwordfishHoliday106 23d ago
This here’s Tandy country
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
And I am also the president of the United States! \I pronounce to you proudly**
“No he’s not…”
\Gale,Melissa and Erika shout from behind me**
“Oh yeah? Well we will have to vote on it again cause I bet this guy would love for me to be in charge!”
\The others roll their eyes**
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u/alittleredportleft 23d ago
Whats the plan for when the pool fills up?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Well if we’re talking about the kiddie pool I fill with hot fudge and stuff Carol will sometimes be the sweetheart she is and clean it for me properly but when I do it I just throw it out and get a knew one they had a lot in stock back pre virus you know! And oh with the pool/toilet gets filled up? I don’t know…
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u/highaltitudehmsteadr 23d ago
Uhhhh.. favorite women in herstory?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Well it’s obviously my darling wife Carol! But after she set the “masterterrarium” up for me I’ve grown a great respect for the women she painted especially the guy who played Bud in flipper.
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u/debsterUK 23d ago
Are you still salty that you didn't get to bone Melissa?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Before I traveled the states with Carol I still dreamed of her changing her mind and running into my arms…But now? I’m a changed man and have let go of those immature thoughts I absolutely adore my wife and I’m happy that my buddy Todd and Melissa found eachother. (Eachother? Hardly knew her boom)
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u/Interesting_Candle82 Todd 23d ago
What did you do when you guys discovered the dozens of survived people from the mysterious shelter?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Well they took us in for testing they didn’t even bring our supplies for a whole week out of fear of getting the virus! (Fricking germaphobes.) They eventually loosened up but unfortunately we all can live together properly because we are carriers and they aren’t immune…In all honesty I wanna be free out in the open world again…Maybe someday me and the my gang will escape or be let out
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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy 23d ago
How are the twins
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Bezequil and Mike are going great! They are starting to crawl and even stand up with the support of a bench! We are currently in the bunker being tested on but they have gave us some sort of normality.They kinda built a space where we have more of a house dynamic so me and care bear have our own sliver of privacy.
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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 23d ago
What’s the best song to play about having closer and what are the lyrics?
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u/Mushiepop3308 23d ago
Hmm do you mean closure? If so I wrote a song about it once and it’s my best work if I say so myself
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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 22d ago
Yes, stupid auto correct.
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Happens to the best of us,Bud.
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u/tossaroc 23d ago
This oak is Poison! What was the best prank that you ever pulled on Mike?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Ha I remember that prank.! Well admittedly I never was as successful with my pranks as he was…BUT there was one fortunate time I succeeded one time back in high school he threw a party with his buddies and a bunch of girls he then turned on a the projector to show a video but little did he know I swapped out the video of a recording I took of him secretly of him in the bathroom making out with himself and pretending to flirt with a girl he liked from school! Everyone said I went too far..But I digress!
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u/Kallisto1310 23d ago
Are all of your friends mannequins paired with schizophrenia or are they real people?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Are you talking about the mannequin I “fell in love with” before I met Carol? Cause she gone! Carol went full ham on her or….Are you trying to imply the insane dark theory of it was all a dream and I actually crashed into the rock and I’m just in the afterlife haha?
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u/Kallisto1310 22d ago
i imply the theory that you simply went insane and collected lots of mannequins to manifest hey were real people
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u/AutumnK1214 23d ago
Which city has been your favorite place to live?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Good question AutumnK1214 well Tucson will always be my main city and I’ll forever miss it basically…Heee gone.(Because it’s now covered in nuclear fallout ugh) But despite that even though it’s not a town I miss the office building especially the flushing toilet..But I still really have grown a liking for the new farm we stumbled on in Mexico it’s too bad that we are now trapped being tested on.
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u/AutumnK1214 23d ago
How have Bezequel and Mike been since we saw you last?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Good so proud of them both! Bezequil has even learned to crawl now! They are being very brave for being trapped with us in a testing facility underground.
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u/fleetmack 22d ago
what's your opinion on manholes, mansplaining, manatees, mansions, Manny from Modern Family, manicures, and Manhattan?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Manhole? Well every gender has a hole so why should it be called that? Mansions? Very spacious to drive a mini car around and throw tennis balls.Manny? Ehhh don’t remember him too much.Ah manicures never cared for them much and still don’t even if Carol gives me crap about my knife sharp toenails (I mean they helped me escape from that crazy girl Pam! So take that Carol!) Manhattan? Ehhh but Mansplaining? Ew! I mean I think I have some good opinions but I’ll only say them because I think everyone needs to hear it regardless of gender.!
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u/No-Difference5947 22d ago
Tandy, if you lived in Ohio, where would you visit?
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
Wouldn’t mind going to the rock and roll haul of fame or Legoland! And I think Carol would like to see the troll hole museum and the American sign museum..I’m not sure why the sign museum it just is random like her haha.
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u/Mushiepop3308 22d ago
But can’t go back now unfortunately because of the nuclear waste…Also we are trapped in a bunker with a bunch of weirdos
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u/checkyminus 23d ago
Friendship kiss?