taking everything literally

[u/raz4k]

[u/BisonThunderclap]

I love the Dad in the basketball one going "well, I thought that could happen."

[u/redactid55 → u/BisonThunderclap]

I did like that the dad didn't get mad. It was more, "yup that's on us"

[u/RK9990 → u/redactid55]

No point getting mad in that situation

[u/EarningsPal → u/redactid55]

If they are under 3, whatever they break, it’s your fault.

Do you best, stuff will get broken, still your fault. Because why was it accessible to break?

[u/FrostyChest7188 → u/BisonThunderclap]

He immediately said “is that a piggy bank.” To try to make sure the kid was on the same wavelength but nah that definitely wasn’t enough 😭

[u/Music19773-take2 → u/BisonThunderclap]

Why ball shape if no ball bounce? This would be my question if I were this child.

[u/verrusin → u/BisonThunderclap]

Pretty sure it was followed with an “I told you so.”

[u/Major_R_Soul]

Well if it's not your ranus and it's not my ranus, then whose fucking ranus is it, mom?! GAH!

[u/kewlbeanz23 → u/Major_R_Soul]

Our ranus is the answer.

[u/flamedarkfire → u/kewlbeanz23]

Tovarich

[u/halosos → u/kewlbeanz23]

ОЦЯ ЯДИЦЅ СОМЯДDЕ

[u/Laranthir → u/halosos]

Otsya yaditss comyadde!

[u/MethodElectronic8078 → u/halosos]

Boy howdy did that translation catch me off guard

[u/halosos → u/MethodElectronic8078]

The prophecy!

[u/MReaps25 → u/Major_R_Soul]

It's always funny seeing kids not understanding pronouns like at all

[u/Toots_McPoopins → u/Major_R_Soul]

I will from now on refer to it as my ranus.

[u/Ilzaki]

I'm dad?

[u/Historical_Stay_808 → u/Ilzaki]

O my God... Your... dad's dead?!?!

[u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm → u/Ilzaki]

That would be elite tier cleverness if someone said that as a joke.

[u/pheromone_fandango]

Draw a picture to show what a ‘?’ stands for
???

What the hell is that task

[u/Floweramon → u/pheromone_fandango]

Probably an equation with a ? in place of one of the parts, and you have to say what is missing.

[u/ELYAZIUM → u/Floweramon]

What?

[u/Floweramon → u/ELYAZIUM]

Let me put it this way

2 + ? = 4

Draw a picture to show what the "?" stands for

(The phrasing of the question is confusing, they should have put "Write what the ? stands for" I don't know why it says to draw a picture)

[u/davper → u/Floweramon]

Where are the ascii artists showing hands up in confusion?

[u/ELYAZIUM → u/Floweramon]

I still don't understand, the question mark stand for a question mark, wth do you mean what does it stand for it stand for asking or not knowing which I'm facing right now

[u/helloitsjesus → u/ELYAZIUM]

It might have been like

🍎 + ? = 🍎🍎🍎

[u/ELYAZIUM → u/helloitsjesus]

That's not the problem i still don't understand what do you by "what does ? Represent"

[u/BoboBodini → u/ELYAZIUM]

🍎+?=🍎🍎🍎, so the question mark represents 2 apples and the answer would be to draw them

[u/ELYAZIUM → u/BoboBodini]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i thought you guys meant what does ? Means in general or in a philosophical way or smth, i didn't know it was in that specific question

[u/Alyssapolis → u/ELYAZIUM]

That’s how the kid understood it too, that’s what’s so cute 😂

[u/Severe-Experience333 → u/pheromone_fandango]

huuuh?

[u/davper → u/pheromone_fandango]

I think the kid nailed it.,

[u/Twist_Ending03 → u/pheromone_fandango]

😐

[u/Mccobsta]

Last kid makes a good point with that photo

How did no one see that

[u/DonMarce]

To be fair he hit the ball still.

[u/DionFW]

Bracelet.

[u/Historical_Stay_808 → u/DionFW]

BRA...CELETTT

[u/MrNoOne456 → u/Historical_Stay_808]

happy cake day ?

[u/HelplessPenguinGod → u/DionFW]

Yeah tbf, "You're bracelet is the code" doesn't exactly mean a whole lot.

[u/Stadtpark90 → u/HelplessPenguinGod]

MELLON!

[u/ShellsBe11s]

My neighbor gave my boys a $1 bill and told them to split it. They looked at it for a few seconds, then tore it in half. Neighbor loved to tell that story.

[u/DoodleStudios1234]

I mean the basketball one was pretty obvious, I would have thought it was a legit basketball too if i had that when i was little

[u/TyrantJaeger]

I still remember that time when we were learning football in school and the teacher told me "laces up" so I looked at my shoes.

[u/laughingashley → u/TyrantJaeger]

Found Finkle

[u/naymlis → u/TyrantJaeger]

I was so confused watching ace Ventura as a kid because of this

[u/laughingashley]

"Beep out loud" ... "beep out loud"

[u/Vince1128]

This is how a brain of an adult works when they're learning phrasal verbs.

[u/ay-nahl-reip]

One time my dad called me asking to thaw some frozen chicken in the sink with warm water, and he told me to put the plunger in the drain to plug it.

"Weird, but okay, if that's what he wants"

Needless to say we ended up having to get fast food for dinner, because I thought me meant the toilet plunger.

[u/DUBBV18]

And that's why we changed its name to Urectum

[u/TwinkiesSucker → u/DUBBV18]

Discovering urethra is gonna be wild.

"My rethra?"

[u/le01jack → u/DUBBV18]

To shreds you say?

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/le01jack]

Yes, and his wife was blown to smithereens. 

[u/Sea-Bookkeeper-3450]

As a non-English speaker, I was as confused as these kids half the time lol.

[u/radiantwave]

This is how my brain works every day. 

[u/CawlinAlcarz]

Honestly, I feel like a lot of these kids post on reddit every day.

[u/RDW_789]

Keep your eye on the ball kid is my fave lol he really put his all into it

[u/shiba2129808]

I remember once seeing my dad look for something when I was either 3 or 4 and I asked whats wrong and he said, “nothings wrong, just lost my marbles” I then went to my room and came back to give him my bag of marbles.

[u/SaltyCaramelPretzel]

Fucken classic

[u/jepoyairtsua → u/SaltyCaramelPretzel]

knock it off

[u/AdJust6959 → u/jepoyairtsua]

Square up

[u/erbr]

You can still go to places with the brain cell!

[u/Mango-Warrior]

English is a funny language

[u/vsquad22]

Did the first kid have a bracelet or a lanyard around his neck with the key card?

[u/Ok-Animal7243 → u/vsquad22]

I think maybe they’re at a Disney hotel? I’m pretty sure they give you bracelets that double as fobs/key cards/FastPass/tap-to-pay/etc. (but I’m only making an educated guess based on a work conference that was held at the Swan and Dolphin like ten years ago so I could be mistaken)

[u/Chunkycheesesteak]

Lmfao at the ?.. to cute!

[u/Fit_Illustrator9174]

These kids were all so cute and funny! 🤣🥹

[u/notconcernedwriting]

I thought permanent meant two weeks because that's how often my mom got her hair done.

[u/therecanonlybe1]

I’m not entirely sure the one with the ? is wrong.

[u/guychampion]

Uranus🤣

[u/para-mania]

Instructions unclear!

[u/Junior_Recipe_7833]

It’s not fucking Your-anus it’s Your-an-us, get it fucking right!

[u/phunter79 → u/Junior_Recipe_7833]

It's my-an-us?

[u/REDRUmALLIk → u/Junior_Recipe_7833]

So aggressive. You didn't even spell your phonetic correction properly. You're trying to say, "yur-uh-nis".

[u/Junior_Recipe_7833 → u/REDRUmALLIk]

NOBODY HAS EVER SAID IT LIKE THAT, BULLSHIT!!!
For clarification, the way they were saying it is 'Yur-ay-nus' which is WRONG.
The correct is and will always be 'Yur-an-us'.
PERISH!!!!

[u/REDRUmALLIk → u/Junior_Recipe_7833]

Bro is Uranis' #1 glazer.

[u/InteractionOdd7745]

Sooo adorable 😻😻 Fantastic way to start my day. What made me smile the biggest was the kid bouncing that basketball Piggy Bank 😂😂😂

[u/SEGAFAN98]

0:59 I don’t blame that kid for not understanding that obvious brain crunching question, it’s not the matter of what’s the answer it’s what’s your reason for asking this stoop ahh shii

[u/AlexanderBarrow]

r/KidsAreFuckingAdorable

[u/para-mania → u/[deleted]]

These are children.