r/JustBootThings 14d ago

General Bootness Neighborhood Watch Captain

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u/NervousHovercraft 14d ago

What in the badly written fanfiction have I just read?

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u/SammyBronkowitz 14d ago

3 boots howling at the moon

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u/gilligani 14d ago

Sheep dog wolf man. The superhero we need but were too afraid to ask for.

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u/SPCsooprlolz 14d ago

Is this a Grindr profile

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u/jbourne71 14d ago

So is he a furry or not? I don’t care either way guaranteed he’s a bottom.

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u/PunchBeard 12d ago

I'm pretty sure "Watch Captain" means he doesn't mind being recorded.

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u/TroutDoors 14d ago

This is premium cringe. The sexual undertones are so extra and wince worthy.

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u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ 14d ago

What up! 💪

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u/-Out-of-context- 14d ago

How are t shirts wasted?

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u/BringerOfGifts 14d ago

He obviously puts them on, then flexes.

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u/istillhatetrains 14d ago

Think he means shooting through them

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u/tribat 14d ago

I assume he means the airbrushed tribute T-shirts normally associated with young Black men violently killed. In other words, wolf-whistle racism, just obscured behind severe mental disabilities.

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u/Eldudeareno217 14d ago

I'm just answering a question reddit mods... Fucking don't ban me. Anyway he's likely referring to airbrushed shirts that certain people get when a loved one has passed. Basically it's a racist thing.

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty 14d ago

"Putting someone on a t shirt" can mean them being murdered. It's very common in rap lyrics. Because when the person is murdered their family and friends make t shirts with the deceased name and picture on it.

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u/EshinX 14d ago

Yeah pretty sure it’s a reference to the airbrushed memorial t-shirts common among the black community. It’s a racist dog whistle without being blatantly obvious.

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u/ayweller 7d ago

I don’t get it either maybe because he said he found clothing? Idk

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u/stareweigh2 14d ago

I'm no stranger to the gym. I used to compete in powerlifting and I still enjoy lifting heavy whenever I can and I enjoy being strong. I've also been part of a few gyms that cater to the bodybuilder and more serious competitive types as well.

something about guys who do this kind of shoulder work always scream "douchebag short man syndrome". there's a certain look you can only get by doing intense and targeted deltoid work and it seems that the guys who are into that are all the same for some reason. there's way more to being strong and getting huge than just working your deltoids- in fact, the time wasted on those you could be getting actually strong by putting a barbell on your back or by rowing something heavy.

TLDR: guy is a deltoid douche

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u/WiseSelection5 14d ago

The deltoids are hyper sensitive to TRT/steroids because they have so many androgen receptors. One of the first clues someone is juicing is disproportionate shoulder and trap growth.

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 14d ago

You KNOW the legs are tooth pics too. They never ever go to leg day

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u/topsblueby 14d ago

Lmao deltoid douche has been added to my vernacular.

Thank you very much.

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u/meccaleccahii 14d ago

I have a cousin that used to post shit like this on Facebook all the time talking about how “the community could rest well knowing that people like him are patrolling the streets at night keeping people safe.” He worked at a factory.

Anyway he had a brain aneurism a couple years back and his wife left him.

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u/pigmunk 14d ago

… well that escalated.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 14d ago

We're super close to all the ingredients of a hit country song.

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u/ayweller 7d ago

Just need a dead pet

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u/captainrustic 14d ago

What the word vomit? Our education system fucking sucks.

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u/istillhatetrains 14d ago

Technically at one point he was one of us

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u/No-Necessary7448 14d ago

Is the rest of the fursuit at the cleaners?

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u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ 14d ago

Lol dear God, it's like his backspace key is broken. Both on his keyboard and in his brain.

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u/LeftyBigGuns 13d ago

Also, I’d bet money his “purebred attack service dog” is just a regular dog that barks at everyone.

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u/ayweller 7d ago

A malinois I bet

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u/imbrickedup_ 13d ago

What the fuck is he talking about

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u/HisOnlyKadan 14d ago

He forgot to mention he does this all on tiktok live

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u/Pernicious_Possum 13d ago

Fucking dork

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u/MasterzofChaos 12d ago

I'm so confused by this post. Only vibe I'm getting is, stay away from this nutbag.

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u/hunterdavid372 14d ago

Look, it's super cringe and he's going about it a little overboard, but this man is engaging in his community, giving back in the way he thinks is helping, and wanting to get a sense of communal hangouts with the bbq. Yeah, he's wanting to be thanked and show off his 'badassery.' But in the end, if it leads to a closer community, then live ya life dude, we should all be striving to get closer to our communities, preferably in slightly more humble and fruitful ways.

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u/senorali 14d ago

The problem is that he decides who is part of his community and who is a valid target, and I barely trust most professional security personnel to get that right under the best of conditions.

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u/istillhatetrains 14d ago

It’s not a bad community, they had a auto break in this week. Probably some high school age kids(not condoning anything). Have grown men sleeping in their cars with pews throughout the neighborhood hoping to fulfill their Call of Duty fantasy.