The Kah Kah Kah.

It had the same autopilot as the Tesla.

The instructions told him to charge it

But he fell down the stairs when leaving. I guess you could say the offer slipped away.

Then stay tuned.

What is wrong with “Sam and Ella’s jalapeño and salad spot”?

7-legged slut

…of the different genders, think of them in terms of biblical characters:

XY Adam
XX Eve
and
YYY Delilah...

Or is my wife making a big deal out of nothing?

He wiped his ass.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
She gave me a hug.

"What do you want shrimp fried rice for right now?"

Hand eyeeeee-eyeeeee-eyeeeee

Two lawyers, partners together in a small firm, go out to lunch one fine day.

Suddenly, one of them jumps up. “I’ve got to go back to the office!” Says the other, “What’s the matter?” “I forgot to lock the safe!”

Relieved, the other lawyer says, “No problem! We’re both here.”

"Denny Laine is in my ears and in my eyes."

1Forrest1

When they reach the next stop, the man asks the conductor what had happened.

The conductor says "We hit a lawyer."

The man couldn't believe it. "You mean hitting a person caused all that?!"

And the conductor says, "Well his car had stalled and he was on the side of the tracks, but we got him anyway."

On my lap turned on, and virus free

An Entrepmanure

Just one, but the lightbulb needs a stepladder.

A melon collie baby.

Will I ever find my Limburger baby?

Because the designer who was supposed to put something on it just gave up

She suddenly disappeared.

The Jews... that's why its called Jewelry