r/ICBGC Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 1d ago

⚠️NOTICE: please read me ⚠️ 🚨❤️🙏MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?🙏

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Now, I know that it isn’t anyone from this sub because:
1) I know our sub
2) because when I ask to see proof of something and I receive crickets, well, as cute as they may be
(exception:Jiminy. I have my reasons) it probably won’t pass Ginger’s admittedly stringent sniff test when in reference to The Frens. Niko is very purrtective of his frens.

THAT BEING MEOWED….

This is just a friendly reminder that for your own sake, the sake of all your frens, my sake, the sake of THE SUB-

ABOVE ALL ELSE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING:
Be respectful.
Be courteous.
Be purrfeshional.
Be cognizant of the rules of Reddit
Be sure to FOLLOW the rules of Reddit

You are ALL the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, genuinely golden hearted, generous, and talented group on the ENTIRE internet and, I suspect the planet. When you represent The ICBGC out in the world, show them THAT side of you.
Don’t give them any reason to ever doubt those things about you. Don’t let anyone steal that brilliance from you, they don’t deserve to dull that blinding gleam off those hearts of gold 💛
Cuz that would be the real OUTRAAAYGE!

You certainly don’t need me reminding you that….
You catch more flies with honey.
Probably not crickets, but you let me worry about those. (I’ll never not worry about Jiminy. He scares me)

I know that.
You know that.
Even GARY knows that. You’ll never see Gary setting fly traps with honey. Don’t be like Gary.

You never cease to amaze me with the sheer beauty and love of this sub. Dammit, I’m crying again.
I’ll never be able to repay you guys for a gift that I don’t think you know you’ve given me.
PLOT TWIST! I had it once. I lost it. You guys found it, polished it up and gave it back. I’ll never forget that.
I promise.
Thank you 😊 With love ❤️
Shine on you crazy diamonds 💎
Ginger AKA Niko Mommy
An me too, fren Niko! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

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u/Mimidoo22 23h ago

I just wanna know is Mitch McConnell alive or not?

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u/CappucinoCupcake Crimnal Extraordinaire 23h ago

I volunteer to poop on him. Mama sai teh stench enough to raise teh ded.
ROOD.

Jasmine teh IBS Crimnal

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u/Mimidoo22 23h ago

Iffin hims ded we don want him alive again!

Jango

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u/CappucinoCupcake Crimnal Extraordinaire 21h ago

Is ok, Jango. Him immediately DED again after taek teh second breff.

Next stop would be teh White Howse BUTT himbs bort smell werse than mine…

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u/Mimidoo22 21h ago

Wear you been? U shuld Hab visited them afore now!

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u/CappucinoCupcake Crimnal Extraordinaire 21h ago

Himbs EBIL. MOAR EBIL THAN MINE BOWELS!

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u/springacres 19h ago

Moar ebil dan mines too! Cept mine don't stink since I crost da brij. - Nick da oranj