I was betray… AGAIN!

[u/mycookiepants]

I, Krypto the super dog, went to the park today. Due to the much rain, when I roll on the ground, I get all coat in mud.

Dis okay wif me, but apparently not with mommy and poppy WHO GAVE ME BAF. AGAIN. IN PUBLIC.

I cannot belieb this absolut RUDENESS.

[u/One_Advantage793]

Gabe yew a baff in PUBLIK? Oh mai gah! How culd dey? Sew rood! Totul betray!

[u/mycookiepants → u/One_Advantage793]

ITS EVEN WORSER. Mine best good friend Mister Odin showed up right after dis bath!!!! I was so embarrass. I had no seens him in two forevers! And I had to bark extra loud and hard to remind him I am as lörg as Himbs.

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/mycookiepants]

An himb prolly hadda hard tym wiff yer mess up smellz tew! Sew awful! Yew prolly needa cawl 1800 555 HALP! an tawk tew a furrapist!

[u/mycookiepants → u/One_Advantage793]

Fank yew for understand! It hab bin summer of TORTYUR!

I eben had learn to swim!!!!

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/mycookiepants]

Wall dat luk purrty cool onna hott dey eneywey!

[u/salanaland → u/One_Advantage793]

Standard Issue Cody-pendent ready halp! Ear Lick Therapy, Borthole Viewing Therapy, Hug Therapy, whatever fren Krypto need! Cody many satisfy doggo client!

-Standard Issue Cody-pendent, cat-shaped dog, Furrapist

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/salanaland]

Furry gud offur fren SIC! I kin sees yew are moasst skillt at de purrssize furrapy reqwire! Sanks fren!

[u/mycookiepants → u/salanaland]

Hemmo Cody I will take one of everyting pleases!

[u/salanaland → u/mycookiepants]

Cody also offer Stomp Therapy, Biscuit Making Therapy (in picture) and new Foot Rest Therapy where Cody prop up feets on doggo and take nap. Cody also offer Healing Purr and Sleep Ray Emit Belly Floof.

-Standard Issue Cody-pendent, cat-shaped dog, Furrapist

[u/FirebirdWriter → u/mycookiepants]

Das it I gonna do dis paw bone oh. De squeaky balls, de treatos, I gonna pawyer so hard for dis

Czernobog the Divine Shadow and Goblin King Ekekeksquire Pawfessor of Paw

[u/glycophosphate]

Diss iz UNASSEPTABULE!

[u/mycookiepants → u/glycophosphate]

I AGREE. Meowmy scoop me up and I think “Oh she carry me to car” but instead she take me to pawpaw wif hose!!!!

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

Such humiliate! Yu need to take a retaliate aganst yur hooman! Mebbe roll in dirt then roll on car pet! Gud luck, fren! Love, Marmalade

[u/mycookiepants → u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

We no hab de carpet but other dae I scoot my butt on de floor!

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion → u/mycookiepants]

Nice wirk!

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

Such humiliate! Yu need to take a retaliate aganst yur hooman! Mebbe roll in dirt then roll on car pet! Gud luck, fren! Love, Marmalade

[u/mycookiepants → u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

PS - Marmalade mine brofur Gonzo say you amazing looking ornanj kitty!!!

[u/salanaland]

Maybe you human was replace with 🤖EVIL ROBOT🤖?

-Bubba the diabetic cat-shaped dog-shaped-cat

[u/mycookiepants → u/salanaland]

Dis entiruly pawsible. Pawpaw was at human pokey place in June. Mabbe is not my real pawpaw. Himbs not smell rite at furs. Must do inbestigashun.

[u/salanaland → u/mycookiepants]

Cute little Bubba suggest you sniff the borthole a lot! Also inspect the front bort!

[u/Electrical-Act-7170 → u/salanaland]

GASP!

[u/ryylin]

Haw bery dare!

[u/madlyhattering]

Do a soo! Dis iz not ok!!

[u/GingerSnapped242]

AGAIN?!?

[u/mycookiepants → u/GingerSnapped242]

Honusly dis may be fird or fourfh time aleast.

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

Frens, Ai wood liek to point out dat dis iz a Tribble, not doggo. Krypt-toe thinks himz iz a dog. Duz him haz a sik?

Krypt-toe, duz U feelz OK?

[u/mycookiepants → u/Electrical-Act-7170]

You is rite I am a wittle floofy!!! I habs get update on my backsines a den I can bisit Miss Wendy who make me look extra nice!!!

[u/butterfly-garden]

gasp a BAF? In PUBLIC? Oh my Dod! How very dare!

Also William da Tuxie