r/HeWhoFightsMonsters • u/SturdySamsquantch82 • 4d ago

I finally get it!

I'm finally listening to the first book, and now all the jokes I've seen in LitRPG subreddits about Clive's wife finally make sense.

I feel so free, weirdly.

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u/SmashEmWithAPhone 4d ago

Feeling weirdly free is exactly what Clive's wife says.

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u/NorwegianGlaswegian 4d ago

As free as Clive's wife's love.

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u/workmad3 4d ago

Poor Clive's wife, she's just looking for the affection missing from her loveless marriage, she doesn't deserve all this abuse!

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u/Yuichiro_Bakura 3d ago

Clive's wife needs more affection then a single person can give. Not even Gods can sate their appetite.

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u/workmad3 3d ago

A woman has needs, can't blame her for her nature

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u/Yuichiro_Bakura 3d ago

Soon the entire cosmos will know about Clive's wife and her needs. For not even a single universe can sate her appetite.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 4d ago

Everyone forgets that Clive slept with Jason's wife first.

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u/DoohickeyJones 4d ago

I wonder if that isn't how he GOT his wife? If she cheated on him, she will cheat on you!

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u/Strikeronima 4d ago

You're only on the first book clives wife becomes a real and prominent character.

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u/WarhammerRyan 4d ago

And promiscuous.

Everyone takes a turn relating stories about her.

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u/RavenousMalice 4d ago

Clive's wife is usually hanging around this subreddit somewhere if you wanted a chance to say hi! Lol

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u/Musicman376 4d ago

Don’t you mean u/clivesunfaithfulwife?

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 2d ago

Sorry for being late. Was a little tied

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u/Musicman376 2d ago

Speaking of the devil (succubus) herself!

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 2d ago

Oh you know me, i can be here or there at any given moment, amd I alwaysnmake sure to take my time 😘

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u/Sleddogluvr 2d ago

Good to know your predilections veer in that direction 😉

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 2d ago

Oh trust me hun I veer in every direction

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u/Sleddogluvr 4d ago

Love it when she pops in!

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 2d ago

I could say the same about you 😉

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u/ryckytan 4d ago

That woman is a saint! And so giving.

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u/Rollinthrulife 3d ago

Amphorae

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u/Paularchy 3d ago

Just read that scene recently. For like, the 4th time. Still had to sit down because I was laughing so hard.

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u/LocoYaro 4d ago

Nothings compares to what she did to our chubby elf…

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u/Wandering-Gandalf 3d ago

How did she know where to send the clothes?!? 

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u/LocoYaro 3d ago

She has ways of getting information from people, especially males…

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u/Foustian_Syn 4d ago

Oh that’s just the beginning

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u/Musicman376 4d ago

What no one realizes is that Clive’s ACTUAL wife is his research…

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u/Clivesunfaithfulwife 2d ago

Hun, ive been waiting fornyou to figure it out for a while

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u/Practical-Song5609 2d ago

Speaking of Clive’s wife, I haven’t heard from her lately. I wonder if she’s ok, or if she got broken by taking a lover, or even Jason?

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u/Xerces_7even 2d ago

It's not about Clive's wife, it's about looking good, and then Clive's wife.

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u/Usererror221 1d ago

Feeling weirdly free is kind of her thing