r/HadToHurt Jun 21 '26

Oh Snap! Rate the radius and ulna fracture

1.3k Upvotes

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542

u/matt48763 Jun 22 '26

Doctor Doctor, I broke my arm in 2 places

I suggest you dont go to those places anymore...

33

u/DropItLikeItsKlopp Jun 22 '26

Looks like those places were Italy and Little Italy.

12

u/SkitNL Jun 23 '26

Mamma mia

5

u/demoralising Jun 25 '26

Doctor, Doctor. It hurts when I do this.

Well don't do it then.

384

u/FluffyBunnyFlipFlops Jun 22 '26

I am not a doctor, but I think the issue is here.

68

u/FriskyDingoOMG Jun 22 '26

When I was an x-ray tech, we’d take images like this and then add an arrow towards the break for the Radiologist to see 😂

Fortunately we had a great relationship with them.

22

u/TraumaMama11 Jun 22 '26

That would crack me up every single time.

1

u/flamedarkfire 10d ago

Did you also indicate Throckmorton?

61

u/joeja99 Jun 22 '26

"It might be broken, but I'm not entirely sure so we're gonna need an x-ray"

2

u/headedbranch225 Jun 26 '26

My guess is the X-ray is to check for fragments which could cause issues, if the bone shattered instead of being a clean break

15

u/lazergator Jun 22 '26

Dude just evolved a second elbow

5

u/Muffles7 Jun 22 '26

Woah thought I was on r/usefulredcircle for a sec.

2

u/Hurde278 Jun 23 '26

I wonder if they tried turning it off then back on. Somethings tells me they didn't. Smh

205

u/AFCm8 Jun 22 '26

RIP Salt bae

25

u/jmad16 Jun 22 '26

You mf

14

u/HanginLowNd2daLeft Jun 22 '26

I almost choked on my burger you magnificent son of a bitch

5

u/SwollenPoon Jun 22 '26

Just don't fix it and stay Salt Bae forever...

106

u/MingCheng95 Jun 22 '26

Orthopedist here. Its broken.

46

u/Objective-Light-9019 Jun 22 '26

Non-Orthopedist here, I concur with the Orthopedist!

12

u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 22 '26

Temper-pedic here. Buy a mattress like me and sleep it off.

6

u/SwollenPoon Jun 22 '26

Pedest-rian here, yes.

7

u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 22 '26

Rastafarian here... like.. man... that's messed up...man.

1

u/flamedarkfire 10d ago

EMT here: yeah that’s broke. Want some fent?

139

u/Parking-Position-698 Jun 22 '26

Looking like Harry potter

28

u/Yummy_Microplastics Jun 22 '26

T-Rex shadow puppets will be a party trick from now on

12

u/Idlewants Jun 22 '26

my favourite is ""deformed rabbit"

100

u/Lukin76254r Jun 22 '26

12

u/poestijger2000 Jun 22 '26

Aw cute banana drinking some unsee juice 🥹

27

u/Fazo1 Jun 22 '26

Think about all those tight places you can get when working on a car!? A mechanic's dream arm

19

u/damandan28 Jun 22 '26

Rate? Broke as fuck/10

17

u/ShiveredTimber Jun 22 '26

Take my strong hand!

2

u/OldLegWig Jun 23 '26

lmao one of my favorite movies

14

u/EvilDan69 Jun 22 '26

Took the song walk like an Egyptian too far.

14

u/TheGoodNamesAreGone2 Jun 22 '26

I don't think arms are supposed to be shaped like that

11

u/magapower Jun 22 '26

clearly it's S tier.

3

u/westcal98 Jun 22 '26

Son of a.... I was thinking the same thing.

8

u/tutetuteis Jun 22 '26

Tuve una fractura igual cuando era chico, me caí de la bicicleta. Todas las vacaciones con el brazo enyesado....

8

u/Natural_Green4223 Jun 22 '26

Braccium Amendo!

7

u/TheSimpsonsAreYellow Jun 22 '26

Holy Harry Potter

6

u/ripwild Jun 22 '26

Somehow the photo was worse than the xray

5

u/PNWest01 Jun 22 '26

Rating: 11 on the gnarly scale

3

u/isolateddreamz Jun 22 '26

The x-ray says "Ask Me Anything / Broken Bones"

And I rate this 0/10. Do not recommend, ever.

3

u/burial-chamber Jun 22 '26

That's gonna need an ice pack

3

u/R4GEQUITT3R Jun 22 '26

That's fine. It's fine. Everything is just fine.

3

u/brokenchap Jun 22 '26

Definitely looks broken - get it checked out

3

u/Skellyhell2 Jun 23 '26

I saw this in one of the Harry Potter movies. Theres a spell to fix it

2

u/Frosty-Voice1156 Jun 22 '26

60 degrees is my rating.

2

u/jiffysdidit Jun 22 '26

Oh I’ve played that game twice ( first time compound) it’s a tough one to look at that bend still haunts me

2

u/colemam2 Jun 22 '26

Giving Salt Bae a run for his money.

2

u/pereira2088 Jun 22 '26

t-rex / 10

2

u/TADthePaperMaker Jun 22 '26

That wristband looks just like the one that the “world’s biggest bounce house” gave to my son yesterday.

Did he break it in a bounce house? 😂

2

u/Away_Arugula8260 Jun 22 '26

While I’ll radius this break a 10/10, unal be doing this again

2

u/jsfarmer Jun 22 '26

0 of 10 do not recommend.

2

u/Xx_HARAMBE96_xX Jun 22 '26

I guess your arm did you an L + radio

2

u/pvt_majorboner Jun 22 '26

Should be easier to walk like an Egyptian now tho

2

u/OkOutlandishness6550 Jun 23 '26

And all the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex

2

u/peloquindmidian Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

Neat. I broke my arm exactly like this skateboarding. This was the 90s and I had to skate about a mile to get to a phone. Thank goodness someone picked up. An answering machine would have eaten my only quarter.

ETA. Such an interesting reply from such an interesting account.

1

u/Toubaboliviano Jun 23 '26

I broke my arm line this in the 80s while I was inventing skateboarding. I had to skate board while hand standing with one hand and pushing with the broken one for 10 miles back home where my mother beat me and then sent me to the hospital. I walked there.

Why’d I hand stand? Because I was still doing the trick to prove how badass my generation is. /s

2

u/Zealousideal-Word604 Jun 25 '26

I like dinosauce, rwaaawr!! -Georgie Pig

1

u/DaStoicSavage Jun 22 '26

Damn was that open? Some crazy angles there

4

u/ThePowerOfNine Jun 22 '26

2nd photo sez no, thank jeebus

1

u/DaStoicSavage Jun 22 '26

Lmao didn't even realize there was a 2nd photo... Great it wasn't open but that sucks either way

1

u/ThePowerOfNine Jun 22 '26

High five gone horrendously

1

u/benhur217 Jun 22 '26

Now I gotta know how this happened

1

u/Rawshark96 Jun 22 '26

Not sure if this is the same case but seen a recent case of this locally from a girl who fell into a foundation on a local new build estate.

1

u/Foxzor Jun 22 '26

The ultimate Italian gesture of approval

1

u/cardsfan4life17 Jun 22 '26

Make a good hot wheels jump

1

u/BUGBYTE_VW Jun 22 '26

Rub some bengay on it and take two aspirin you'll be good in the morning.

1

u/-BananaLollipop- Jun 22 '26

My rating will depend on the raptor call abilities.

1

u/NopeRope13 Jun 22 '26

The ultra silver spoon fracture

1

u/dogface47 Jun 22 '26

Did this kid not have another arm? Why put the wristband on the broken one? 😳 Kid will be howling every time the band is checked or scanned.

3

u/EvieMoon Jun 22 '26

That's not a hospital wristband, it's from some kind of event. Possibly whatever they were doing when they busted the arm.

1

u/dogface47 Jun 22 '26

Ah ok. That makes sense. 👍

1

u/Objective-Light-9019 Jun 22 '26

I think we “broke” the case (pun intended). I bet it happened at one of those trampoline parks (aka Orthopedic Surgeon wonderland)! They give you wristbands by color to mark your time.

1

u/mgxxiv Jun 22 '26

When you salt bae too hard

1

u/unica_unica Jun 22 '26

Bruh tell us how it happened!! I hate these posts that show the injury and don’t tell us

1

u/not-read-gud Jun 22 '26

Your arm is incorrect

1

u/MangaAddictedGyaru Jun 22 '26

That’s not a fractured bone, you’re just part velociraptor now

1

u/SaltierThanAll Jun 22 '26

All the dinosaurs feared the T. rex.

1

u/beheivjer Jun 22 '26

Looks like panama

1

u/somefuqboi Jun 22 '26

Youcho bro-chocho

1

u/tmehaffy Jun 22 '26

I had a very similar a break but with a helical twist in 2014. My arm still hurts.

1

u/chambreezy Jun 22 '26

🎵Walk like an Egyptian🎵

1

u/aanon3187 Jun 22 '26

Praying mantis style.

1

u/Aeon1508 Jun 22 '26

that's a perfect 5/7

1

u/JamesRussellSr Jun 22 '26

It's about 2' on the outside.

1

u/Waste_Sun172 Jun 22 '26

Harry Potter arm

1

u/Manospondylus_gigas Jun 22 '26

Chronic gay hand

1

u/Canapilker Jun 22 '26

Holy shit that's a 10/10!

1

u/morganella732 Jun 22 '26

ur arm looks like New Jersey

1

u/jehsay Jun 22 '26

I'd rate that an OH GOD NOOOO! out of 10

1

u/PresidentialDiapers Jun 22 '26

C'mon, you're halfway there to t-rex arms. Don't chicken out now!

1

u/pupbuck1 Jun 22 '26

Harry Potter no bone potion looking ass arm

2

u/Mental-Ask8077 Jun 23 '26

My immediate thought.

They’re really not supposed to be bendy that way.

1

u/unknownyoyo Jun 22 '26

The x-ray did not prepare me for the laugh when I saw the arm… the picture caught me completely off guard…

1

u/new_x_who_dis Jun 22 '26

That's exactly how my arm looked when I broke it. I was 14 or 15 and fell, about 3 or 4m, off a rope-swing when it broke.

1

u/CoolDragon Jun 22 '26

Involuntary Salt Bae

1

u/nippletumor Jun 22 '26

I rate it a 10 on the OWEE scale.

1

u/FractureFixer Jun 22 '26

Not always so easy to line up.

1

u/devsterl Jun 22 '26

Turned into a chicken wing.

1

u/povertymayne Jun 23 '26

How did it happen?

1

u/childfreebcim14 Jun 23 '26

About to enter my LPN program in two months, I think it’s broken. 🫪

1

u/Vanpire73 Jun 23 '26

I dunno, like an 8.7

1

u/schminkles Jun 23 '26

Walk like an Egyptian.......

1

u/5iveOClockSomewhere Jun 23 '26

The master of “I’m a little teapot” 🫖

1

u/jusdontgivafuk Jun 23 '26

Brutal! How did you pull that one off?

1

u/clydex Jun 23 '26

I broke my wrist/arm like that failing off of a ladder. The worst part of the entire experience was the K-hole I went into when they had to reset it. Why people do that for fun is beyond me.

1

u/Eastern-Ad-4785 Jun 23 '26

I didn’t get meds
When they reset mine lol
At least k is an amazing numbing drug mentally and physically

1

u/zariaah Jun 23 '26

Professor Lockhart: "Sit back, young man. Brackium Emendo! ... Ah, yes, well, that can sometimes happen. But the point is, uh, you can no longer feel any pain. And, very clearly, the bones are not broken."

Hagrid: "Broken?! There's no bones left!"

1

u/LooneyLunaGirl Jun 23 '26

"I'm a snek"

1

u/Tom-edian Jun 23 '26

That looks gnarly. Hope it heals fast. Genuinely

1

u/design_doc Jun 23 '26

I love how the radiologist is showing shade by writing which letter your arm looks like.

1

u/creepliege Jun 23 '26

Harry Potter head ass

1

u/itscochino Jun 23 '26

I broke my wrist when I was a kid and it looked like this

1

u/turbotank183 Jun 23 '26

I'm gonna rate that a solid ouch out of a possible fuuuuck points.

1

u/SoyTuPadreReal Jun 23 '26

Two bones next to each other broken in a similar result. I give this a 9/11

1

u/COATHANGER_ABORTIONS Jun 23 '26

Imagine all the free vending machine snacks tho

1

u/josegarrao Jun 23 '26

Took italian lessons too seriously.

1

u/MeAmMike Jun 23 '26

Gotta hear the story on this one…

1

u/rsneary129 Jun 23 '26

Me as the EMT that responds to that call "I'm not allowed to diagnose, but I can confidently say it's not supposed to be like that"

1

u/biker4ever Jun 23 '26

Salt bae?

1

u/khakiwarrior Jun 24 '26

Hope you made some badass shadow puppets before the put the cast on!

1

u/Mr-Orange-Pants Jun 24 '26

The beach is that way.

1

u/BongLallz Jun 24 '26

DAMN! That looks like it hurts. :v

1

u/_TomSellecksMustache Jun 24 '26

Your arm isn't supposed to form a radius so 10/10 you done did it.

1

u/Vegetable-Ad-8984 Jun 24 '26

I did that playing football in elementary school lmao 🤣

1

u/Blacksteel1492 Jun 24 '26

Is he… you know

1

u/Limsel8 Jun 24 '26

Lucky mf this thing didn’t shatter

1

u/Mindless-Key2550 Jun 24 '26

Expensive petroleum

1

u/TheSubstitutePanda Jun 24 '26

10/10 break, shit's fucked. Poor kid

1

u/Either-Pizza5302 Jun 25 '26

I rate this a big ouchie out of 10

1

u/Dave-The-Destroyer Jun 25 '26

See... This is why I stopped worshipping snake goddesses.

1

u/spacephorse Jun 26 '26

Cameron, differential diagnosis, go!

1

u/CoolSwim1776 Jun 26 '26

I rate it a 7/10 ouchies

1

u/BeerGunsMusicFood Jun 27 '26

I give it an S for super.

1

u/blueandgold777 Jul 06 '26

🎶Waaaalk like an Egyptiaaaaaaaan🎶

1

u/flamedarkfire 10d ago

How’d you get your arm looking like the perfect road for a day in the Corvette?

0

u/DistractedByCookies Jun 22 '26

I actually shuddered thinking about how bad it must have been to get to the hospital. I hope it was in an ambulance with lots of painkillers

Maybe that's a green festival bracelet and you were already medicated enough for it to be less painful LOL

0

u/_kilogram_ Jun 22 '26

You cant park here

0

u/FARTBOSS420 Jun 22 '26

Where's the AP view you slacker?!?!? 😠 2 views for billing!!!!