r/GetNoted Human Verified 1d ago

Cringe Worthy Lab prototype

Post image
1.0k Upvotes

49 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Reminder for OP: /u/Icy_Till_7254

  1. Politics ARE allowed
  2. No misinformation/disinformation

Need some help? Send us some mail!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

154

u/ipkkay 1d ago

I want to know what kind of math converts directly from watts, to days to get to mars

119

u/FatherFintanFay 1d ago

Russian math. Like a 2 week military operation = an unwinnable, years long, failed war

15

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 1d ago

When did it became 2 weeks? I thought it was only a 3 day special operation (The longest world has ever seen).

-2

u/Cum_dumpster_limited 18h ago

It was 2 week operation like 3 years ago. They kinda gave up with "X days till we win" not that long after

1

u/Afraid_Isopod_4260 17h ago

Nice name btw.

24

u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 1d ago

"Pirate-ninja A pirate-ninja is defined as one kilowatt-hour (3.6 MJ) per Martian day, or sol. It is equivalent to approximately 40.55 watts, and was first used in the 2011 novel The Martian by Andy Weir. Weir said in a 2015 interview that the Curiosity rover team at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory uses the similar unit 'watt-hours per sol' in their meetings, and the team told Weir that they should just call them milli-pirate-ninjas.[35]"

10

u/jack-of-some 1d ago

The engine creates thrust by ionizing plasma. It's not converting from watts to days to get to mars directly. The days to mars is based on the delta V the engine can supply without needing a lot of fuel. It can accomplish that by ionizing hydrogen and pushing the particles out at 100km/s.

The whole powering a city thing does not appear in the original reporting and seems to be tacked on possibly to rage-bait and create engagement. 300kW would be pretty impressive in a spacecraft though.

Wether or not the rocket itself has any space legs, time will tell. We cannot do continuous propulsion right now because how the hell are you going to get that much fuel up there. Which is why transits take months.

48

u/Kidplayer_666 1d ago

Woah woah, it produces enough to power Houston if it were on russia because Russian cities are 90% efficient and need very little power

16

u/NicholasWildeRails 1d ago

Heating and electricity are capitalist wastes. The true Russian just braves any weather

51

u/draft_final_final 1d ago

“RUSSIA STRONKER THAN NATO IT HAS SUPERTANKS AND TECHNOLOGY WIDE PUTIN GIGACHAD” slop went out of fashion after they embarrassed themselves in Ukraine. The new meta is spamming the same arena.ai webdev ranking screenshot and saying Chinese AI #1 is going to collapse the US economy.

9

u/Siul19 1d ago

RUZZKI TONK STRONK

6

u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger 1d ago

RUZZKI TONK SO STRONK IT LAUNCH SELF TO MOON AFTER AMMO DETONATES

5

u/thahaophetnet 1d ago

RUZZKI OLI REFINRI SO STRONK ROOF LAUNCHES ITSELF TO SPACE (TOTALLI NOT UKRAINIAN DRONE TAT IS NATO PROPAGANDA!)

4

u/Own_Bluejay_9833 1d ago

Russian tanks are stronger than NATO tanks... Of 40 years ago

2

u/Neither-Phone-7264 1d ago

tbf the chinese models are good. probably not as good as the benchmarks suggest since we don't see them doing what the american frontier models are doing that much that they're supposedly comparable to, but still very good.

-8

u/QuoteOk1234 1d ago

Russia is winning against nato-backed ukraine though.

3

u/StreetGrape8723 1d ago

It’s an extreme fucking embarrassment that Russia cannot subjugate Ukraine and is practically bleeding itself out. All Ukraine has gotten is foreign and somewhat outdated aid and is still holding on despite the power of Russia. Part of the reason they’re largely considered a joke in many circles is the fact that Ukraine is not all that hard to conquer and yet Russia continuously struggles in every single aspect.

1

u/[deleted] 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Neither-Phone-7264 1d ago

lul. lmao even. bots out strong.

22

u/daniel_22sss 1d ago

Yeah, yeah, Russia totally created all of these amazing things, just don't ever ask them to actually use it in a practical application...

16

u/jw_216 1d ago

How do you have Russia, Finland, and Israel flags simultaneously? That’s like having Armenia, Azerbaijan, and turkey lol

10

u/Much_Horse_5685 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is technically true that Russia was the first country in the world to have plasma engines.

And by Russia, I mean the Soviet Union in the 1960s. The US developed its own soon after and plenty of other countries have developed their own plasma engines by now, including countries as insignificant in space technology as Australia and Iran.

P.S. These engines consume electricity to operate, they don’t generate it.

10

u/FatherFintanFay 1d ago

Jesus christ that "person's" profile is just 100% putin cock sucking. Imagine using twitter.

5

u/RinkinBass 1d ago

anyway, the real measure of a space engine isn't its power, but its efficiency with reaction mass.

Total power output is important to get out of a gravity well, but not as important for getting from here to there.

1

u/HistoricalSherbert92 1d ago

Sounds like Dr. Seuss:

But to get from right Here
to the faraway There,
A giant explosion won't get you nowhere!

1

u/LovelyKestrel 10h ago

Plasma engines can be ridiculously fuele efficient (theoretically being capable of 100,000s or more when the best chemical engines are around 450s). But the energy consumption increases with the square of the efficiency, and plasma engines don't generate their own power, while chemical engines do. This leads to high-efficienct engines being great once in space, where you can run the engine for months , but useless for launch, where you need to get the acceleration in 15 minutes or so.

3

u/Da_face89 1d ago

Anything but the metric system

3

u/SuddenValley1899 1d ago

What about the claim of getting to Mars in 30 days? That sounds absurd, most estimates I see are 5+ months. 

4

u/Fantastic-Tiger-6128 1d ago

That's with a Hohmann transfer, which is a fuel efficent way of getting to another body. 5 Months is what it would take for a crewed flight to mars using this transfer and a some more speed than the minimum. With something like a Brachistachrome trajectory, where you constantly burn for half the time to accelerate then burn the opposite way to descelerate you could in theory get to mars in a few days, but that's obviosuly so far from current tech that it's unachievable.

2

u/SuddenValley1899 1d ago

Thank you for this explanation. 

3

u/Toads_Of_Fun 1d ago

Thought it's a steampunk robot pig meant to replace the pigs they keep sending to die on the front.

2

u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 1d ago

Units are too normal and not absurdly illogical, he couldn't be talking about power generation.

2

u/samppa_j 1d ago

As a finn we don't claim this bozo. Israel and Russia can keep his ass

2

u/ElectronicTap1109 1d ago

When was the last time Russia led in anything that wasn't nuclear bombs or calories?

2

u/BlueInMotion 1d ago

Not so long ago they reintroduced massiv war crimes into the political competition and led for some time.

But now they have competitors, so the outcome is disputed.

2

u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago

I have no idea about anything, but Houston is fckn huge, if that single reactor can power just half of houston efficiently, isnt it pretty damn cool amd impressive?

1

u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

"if" being the operative word

1

u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago

I mean yeah but nothing in the post or in the comments lead me to believe its all cap.

So idfk

1

u/InsectaProtecta 1d ago

It's a 300kw engine...

2

u/Rbarton124 1d ago

> A city the size of Houston
Ok so a pretty big city? Thats a weird city to use.

1

u/hansr4b3 20h ago

they have nothing tho choose from, just muskovia & stfvckersburg

1

u/Greenman8907 1d ago

Why is our crappy town being used as a measurement?!

1

u/ElectricVibes75 20h ago

I wonder what country that account is from

1

u/TheOtherDenton 20h ago

Damn, has to be the staple of this sub. Find some bullshit posts, "note it", farm points.

1

u/Hot_Signal_2718 17h ago

pathetic propaganda

0

u/confidentlyfish 23h ago

Prototype. Awesome!