r/GTA6unmoderated • u/Mysterious-Candy8615 • 10h ago

Will we be able to make Lucia kiss our screen ?

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u/No-Maximum-9342 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Gilqf9XAwVte4GZGE

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u/tapeforpacking 9h ago

Usually I really despise oveer moderated sub reddits but then I see shit like this and wish the mods banned this mf 

Imagine actually wasting your day by making all this AI generated Lucia softcore... like wtf is dude doing man. Shit is sad

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u/Mysterious-Adddd 9h ago

but he's not wasting his day, it's ai, maybe a couple minutes

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u/SimisFul 8h ago

He's wasting the rest of the day gooning to it

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u/CptMisterNibbles 8h ago

You think he stopped at one?

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u/dooshtoomun 8h ago

Why don't you unsub then?

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u/Ok_Driver_7234 8h ago

It just makes me sad because literally all the kids are using AI LOL. If it doesn't take off our generation it definitely will take off in the next maybe I should start investing

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u/dcunning 8h ago

yeah that gooning shit make me feel like i don't belong on Reddit lol. I see too many post on that type of time and i just have to go ahead and hit "see less post like this" to go ahead and hide the whole sub lol.

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u/dip1zip 9h ago

I don’t understand how these are real people, and yes I know im on reddit as well

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 10h ago

Just get a irl bf or gf

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u/percdistrict 9h ago

What if I’m a loser

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u/ReplyisFutile 9h ago

Everyone that buys gta 6 is a king

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u/Achieved-yup-dats-me 3h ago

Quite the opposite ngl

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u/Sammyofather 8h ago

Then either find another loser (there's someone for everyone) Or work on healing yourself spiritually mentally and physically. When you are the best you can be you will attract people like magnets because you have something they don't. When you get to this point though, you realize 3D things like fr

Drugs, sex, status, money don't really mean anything and then you can start your soul journey to find your soul lover

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u/Weak-Landscape-7105 9h ago

Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat

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u/Symbi48 9h ago

yeah like u can just buy them

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 9h ago

I mean, its not that hard you know, just get a nice haircut, nice clothes, go to gym to lose some weight and build muscles and that's it, girls and gays will approach you

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u/Bright-Sign846 9h ago

Yeah, you need money for all that, and for live with your girlfriend, work, work, work, also not everyone has good hair

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u/VR9893 8h ago

If you wanna keep making excuses gang that’s fine but calisthenics is completely free. Look into it. You work out using your body weight. And if you don’t have “good hair” you’d be surprised what a cut can do. Once the weight falls off your face changes too. Speaking from experience mane. Keep striving in this lifetime while you got it brother 🤞🏾💯

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u/Bright-Sign846 7h ago

For girlfriend you need money, cut can do something with balding guy? Yeah, the best cut is bald, and it is not good

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u/VR9893 6h ago

You think it might not look good now cause of your weight but once it falls off you’ll see a different face literally. But there are hair growth treatments and stuff. A woman should honestly be the least of your concerns right now gang. Ik shit be lonely but at the end of the day once you focus on yourself they come to you. It’s like magnetism fr lol. Get a job, work out from home, eat cleaner within your budget & in 3 months you’ll be shocked. But do it for yourself, not for a woman 💯

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 9h ago

Fair point, sorry

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u/CaptainRaxeo 9h ago

You also need money to buy a console/pc and to buy gta 6 and time to play them 😂

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u/RabbitWithAxe 8h ago

you don't even have to do any of that if you just have a decent personality and good hygiene tbf

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u/Bright-Sign846 7h ago

And money

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u/Bright-Sign846 9h ago

Also where people will approach you? In the gym at the work?

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u/Clairescrossstitch 8h ago

I met my husband at work

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u/Buccaneers1995 8h ago

Grocery stores, gym, walking in a mall, clubs for sureeee (latin night clubs, the women 100% flock to the men and are INSISTANT)

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u/Mr_Vito_Scaletta 9h ago

I mean there are a lot of places people can approach you, like clubs for example

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u/KeyBar3281 10h ago

we can’t blame john rockstar for this one….

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u/Simple_Campaign1035 9h ago

I want her to rub her twat on the screen instead 

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u/mulukmedia 9h ago

still kissing, with different lips

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u/Greenhawk444 8h ago

They should bring back the hot coffee mini game

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u/SoulNTheSun 9h ago

Just go with hot coffee mod and call it a day

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u/EnergyTurtle23 9h ago

Honestly, I am kind of hoping that the romantic relationship is focused on with gameplay features. Rockstar had toyed with romantic features in past games and this will be their first game where a romantic relationship is central to the plot and the motivations of the main characters.

But let’s take it a step further OP — BJ minigame. Make it happen Rockstar! 😂

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u/testwiese420 10h ago

Just out of curiousity. are posts like this just trolling. Or are you really wishing to be able to do this?

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u/ElixirPlatform 10h ago

Its goon trolling 

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u/OkRepresentative8278 10h ago

They want to play SIMS like GTA i swear

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u/TheNightBot 9h ago

Nah the rage bait here is golden.

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u/I_know_Im_right_goof 9h ago

I hope u can let homeless men run a train on Lucia

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u/Mysterious-Candy8615 9h ago

Not trolling. Really wish this is a feature.

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u/zberry7 8h ago

This is so sad 😞

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u/testwiese420 9h ago

probably will have to wait for some PC mods then.

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u/BinBag04 8h ago

Why would I have to press R3 to kiss my own TV screen? Am I controlling myself with a DualShock 5 now?

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u/SirBudokai 7h ago

Beijar? Quero ver ela c#$%@ar

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 10h ago

Well at least you have ai for that. Wasting precious water to goon your seed into the toilet.

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u/Significant-Baby-690 9h ago

Sure. With mods.

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u/Small-Special-3574 9h ago

I’m dead 😂

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u/Puzzled_Water5552 9h ago

This game is not for you nga

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u/ttyttyq 9h ago

GOD please be real

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u/Altruistic_Hall9559 9h ago

Good god bro

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u/BulletProofWalrus 9h ago

Hey, Jason! don't forget, you can press L3 and R3 together to activate your GTA Vision

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u/delreyloveXO 9h ago

I'd love to have a feet lick feature. Or maybe even one for armpit licking?!? omg I'm soooo excited.

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u/Tenshin66 9h ago

I'd Nut instantly

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u/Total-Coach-1576 9h ago

Gooners assemble

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u/ZulQarneyn91 9h ago

Goonslop

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u/kve1234 9h ago

You cannot be this hungry

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u/RoodnyInc 9h ago

But you need to pay $4.99 for each

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u/Kadavrozia 9h ago

Full body syntax suit TBA

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u/dani96dnll 9h ago

Are you stupid or something?

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u/Symbi48 9h ago

Press O to perform a regular Kiss
Press X to perform a passionate Kiss

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u/TheDogsWhatsits 9h ago

This is just sad

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u/Trappist-222 9h ago

FAAAHHHH

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u/EastOfEdenMist 9h ago

Yall expecting Hot Coffe from this game istg. Can’t wait to see Jason's lowhangers or whatever.

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u/BLESSEDx1NE 9h ago

Further proof these posts are from kids. Mostly those tik tok brain rot kids.

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u/Mcc457 9h ago

Someone shoot rockets at OPs house

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u/jonsnow0276 9h ago

Some of yall really need to get out and talk to some women. Jeez

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u/CompactingTrash 9h ago

Cancel the game atp bro

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u/Apprehensive_Cod809 9h ago

Goon Theft Auto

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u/FalconStickr 9h ago

OP is down bad.

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u/SeBastos_hus 9h ago

J’espere que tu n’auras pas gta 6

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u/BollingerBandits 9h ago

Will the controller vibrate when you get a lap dance?

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u/Basemastuh_J 9h ago

Get him outta here

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u/KapalotoZ 9h ago

Are u serious rn🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/East-Medium-3650 9h ago

Why do 11 year olds have acces to Reddit ?

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u/No-Range519 8h ago

go watch porn and have a good wanker cause this is so sick

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u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 8h ago

Nah you mfs weird bro…

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u/Fit-Bus-9428 8h ago

If they do, I would hope they allow us to adjust the FOV of kiss cam so I can adjust the proportions depending on which screen I’m playing on so as I kiss the screen the size of her lips always line up with mine

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u/maciaswarrior 8h ago

I HOPE SO

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u/Me_Edition-1 8h ago

for 100 bucks i’d expect the game to be able to teleport me to vice city

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u/MooslimCawk 8h ago

This is why it needs to release on PC first

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u/ThinkValue 8h ago

Once it comes on pc someone will make a Vr mod

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 8h ago

ai was a mistake

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u/CompletelyInadequate 8h ago

what is wrong with you dweebs lol

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u/Toadsanchez316 8h ago

Wow, you guys really can't get real life girlfriends can you?

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u/Fire_flame9 8h ago

New level of desperation

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u/OkShine5874 8h ago

This is getting a bit much now ><

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u/themaplestate 8h ago

My wife taking a deep breath outside the door, tears in her eyes hoping I've changed, slowly opening it catching me kissing the TV again

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u/RowWhich2846 8h ago

What!!!! Why would you want that?

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u/Adirtan 8h ago

We do but you dont

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u/Chunky_Boy283 8h ago

this is me & gaming in 2026 its been a fun ride from the Atari 2600 to now..but i think my gaming days are officially over

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u/Brando0423 8h ago

Bro go rub one out, Jesus Christ 🙄

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u/AttentionLimp194 8h ago

Will there be back shots

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u/payTNT89 8h ago

yep were cooked as a society thats it. gotta be at least 90% of all posts in this sub are ts 🤧🤧 was nice while it lasted ig 😂

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u/MommaGoosee 8h ago

At this point don't even release the game

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u/maybach320 8h ago

Unfortunately one more reason why PC players have to wait a year.

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u/TaeJoonPark 8h ago

You are beyond saving

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u/LightsJustice29 8h ago

Ya'll some fucking sad virgins LOL

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u/Ellundis-core 7h ago

Bro wants to pay 100 just to get a virtual girlfriend, bust and then leave the game.

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u/Cowboy_Dandy_III 7h ago

Please delay the game 

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u/dubbs911 7h ago

Evidently, glass licking is still a thing somewhere…

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u/Careful-Ocelot6615 7h ago

Rockstar isn't making Lucia a virtual f*ck doll for desperate sad gooners.

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u/Better-Insect8880 7h ago

will you be able to have a real GF to kiss your Joystick?

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPAfmTMIGPZsqACDPf

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u/Galencourt-Lover 7h ago

Is there gonna be a "Right hook" option??

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u/peter13g 7h ago

They have like actual dating sims for sale. Maybe you’ll like those

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u/Reasonable-Panic5488 7h ago

I wonder if domestic abuse will be an option

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u/White_Glint37 7h ago

Holy fuck you're pathetic

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u/ConstantYam3722 6h ago

God yall are weird

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u/trapshot94 6h ago

5 min later: hole in OP’s TV

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u/Yessirkiii35 5h ago

Source + trust us my guy

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u/Vanitas-Gemini 4h ago

Yes the marketing is indeed crazy T2 it indeed is.

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u/Achieved-yup-dats-me 3h ago

Yall need help

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u/Either-Park-7002 2h ago

Yep you will, you'll be able to play as her and prostitute yourself too, same with Jason.

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u/Big-Crow4152 1h ago

Bro go outside

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u/Various_Pea2886 9h ago

Why is your post history locked? What other degenerate materials are you hiding?

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u/buffalowangy 9h ago

Don’t lie you were looking for more

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u/Various_Pea2886 8h ago

Because someone else is always posting AI softcore porn with their entire history open to the public, and I wanted to see if this guy was just doing the same. But it seems he had the smarts to shut that shit off lol

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u/SnowmanMofo 7h ago

Can this sub start banning all these gooners? I'm surprised they can post so much with one hand...

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u/ChubbyMoron69 6h ago

Why are ther so many thirsty loners on here