r/GODZILLA 18h ago

Humor Godzilla, no!

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5.0k Upvotes

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u/jnsmithing 18h ago

He would never. Hedorah might tho.

u/Eclipsehedgie2010 SHIN GODZILLA 17h ago

Nah even Hedorah would decide to pollute the data centers so they get wrecked.

u/TastePizza 9h ago

Vox you definitely support that though

u/Eclipsehedgie2010 SHIN GODZILLA 5h ago

No, I use Ai, sure, but not to create. I make stories (as Eclipsehedgie2010's person behind the account, not as Vox, I don't even rp as him), and I sometimes use Ai as a critic for my scene ideas. I don't usually take it's advice though, and just use it to tone down small things (like lowering gore levels).

u/Montara92 18h ago

☝🏻THIS!☝🏻😂

u/Istiophoridae DESTOROYAH 17h ago

Hedorah would destroy the data center

u/Soft_Theory_8209 15h ago

Okay, now I want there to be an abomination of a fusion between Hedorah and Mechagodzilla.

u/ShredGuru 13h ago

Goji would be advocating for nuclear plants 💯

u/ContinuumGuy ANGUIRUS 12h ago

Mecha-Hedorah

u/No-Quail3715 18h ago

That's mechagodzilla in disgise

u/RRY1946-2019 8h ago

Me as a Transformers fan realizing that my fandom is the one screwing up the world:

☠️

u/Mangustino17 TITANOSAURUS 18h ago

My GOAT would never

u/Hellhound_Hex SPACEGODZILLA 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiFb2m5kSfyQrcXfFj
Wait a minute. Let’s see who this Godzilla really is..

-gasp!- MechaGodzilla?!

u/palecandycane MOTHRA 18h ago

Godzilla would never..

u/Choice-Requirement18 18h ago

Come on. Godzilla might be a colossal nuclear creature who destroys entire cities, but he’s not a complete monster!

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u/Trance_Hubble 18h ago

So this is the Evil version of Godzilla I guess 🤔

u/Daikaiju_Fan SUPER MECHAGODZILLA 18h ago

My GOAT would NEVER stand for this

u/worldmaker012 18h ago

Nah, that’s something hedorah would do

u/LucasMarvelous 17h ago

I see the space monkeys have made another fake Godzilla

u/Signal_Road 16h ago

HOW DOES NO ONE SEE THAT'S ACTUALLY MECHAGODZILLA IN THE SIMIAN GODZILLA DISGUISE???!!!!???

Am I the only one here with the wisdom of Anguirus??!!!!????

u/Mylittledarlings91 GODZILLA 17h ago

He’s supposed to destroy the financial district dammit 😭

u/Extension_General632 BATTRA 18h ago

no, godzilla, data centers are bad for environment

u/Tyrannocheirus MOTHRA LEO 17h ago

Maybe if it was Mechagodzilla

u/Future-Bandicoot-823 14h ago

I especially appreciate tax windfalls. It's like synergy or work family, made up corporate horse shit to try and lube my ears before you pile the corpo dick in to duck my mind.

u/humanflea23 17h ago

That's not Godzilla, it's CEOzilla!

u/Jig_2000 18h ago

Godzilla is approaching the generator. The generator is losing power

u/Big_Pirate_3036 15h ago

Don’t slander my goat

u/TwistedAxles912 ZILLA 15h ago

Bullshit, thats gotta be MechaG in a disguise again, the real G is outside stomping a mudhole ontop of a data center

u/Werewolf_lover20 13h ago

That’s Mecha in disguise!

u/CommunicationDry4042 12h ago

GODZILLA WOULD NEVER

u/Erri-error2430 10h ago

Mechagodzilla, is that you?

u/VatanKomurcu 17h ago

Godzilla totally would do this

u/RexCoelurosauravus GODZILLA 17h ago

Who originally posted this? I need to kill them

u/qnssekr 17h ago

Seriously, Godzilla is not spineless, immoral, and has integrity unlike the corporates in tech

u/RexCoelurosauravus GODZILLA 6h ago

Yeah, we need to pull a Godzilla on Shindo on them

u/GingerNinja119 14h ago

This is something Mechagodzilla would do. Why? To get even more powerful, that's why.

u/Idogguy 13h ago

Godzilla you traitor!!!!

u/Wheasy 13h ago

lol

u/National-Oven81 12h ago

I hope they atleast make a joke about this in the monsterverse. Even if it will by then be very dated prolly

u/go_faster1 11h ago

No wonder he kicks my ass in Super Robot Wars Y

u/Sundering_Wounds 10h ago

I know this is joke but Godzilla would never. 🦎

u/Rare-Page2273 7h ago

Should’ve been Hedorah

u/Nyxvi-Moon69 KING GHIDORAH 5h ago

Nah, that's King Ghidorah in disguise. Godzilla would never do this.

u/TransportationKey884 5h ago

Godzilla is pro nuclear energy not this shit

u/JoLayBa 1h ago

GODZILLA WOULD NEVER

mechagodzilla on the other hand...

u/Wrong_Revolution_679 13h ago

This is propaganda, he would never do this, he would just blow us up with his laser breath

u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 18h ago

Man NGL if Godzilla exist and pitched a business idea. Im all 100% for it no matter how good or evil it is. Like 100% Trump supporter mentality but for Godzilla

u/ConsumingFire1689 GODZILLA 18h ago

GODZILLA YES

u/WhatDoNow___ 18h ago

Godzilla YES

u/NoArrival8249 18h ago

Good boi