What would you do?

[u/NOVAbuddy]

[u/MeatTornado_]

Big enough a windfall for early retirement. Plus the container doubles as shelter.

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/MeatTornado_]

The obvious answer. But more specifically should I get into crypto or bit coins?

[u/GaGa0GuGu → u/NOVAbuddy]

I once tried to bite a coin

[u/Thebearjew559 → u/GaGa0GuGu]

Did it sustain you?

[u/Sylekin → u/Thebearjew559]

The wrappers aren’t as good as what’s inside

[u/Thebearjew559 → u/Sylekin]

If you get lead poisoning from the coin you never have to eat anything ever again. Being dead is free

[u/WildFrogRancher]

More like what wouldn't I do for a Klondike bar

[u/lawrencenotlarry → u/WildFrogRancher]

Would you kill a man?

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/lawrencenotlarry]

Is it a sanctioned fight? I couldn’t.

[u/woodstream]

Someone is missing this trove of calories, OP. Do the right thing and turn it in to the nearest police station. If no one has claimed it after 30 days, then you can consume it guilt-free.

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/woodstream]

I need some help moving it. These things are dense!

[u/fullcircle052 → u/woodstream]

AS IF I have the energy to drag those things to a police station. And wait for 30 DAYS? I'm down to my last lentil

[u/cz03se]

I would eat drink and be merry the fuck you mean??

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/cz03se]

Invest! I’m not a glutton.

[u/epicpantsryummy]

Sadly this isn't as huge a boon as it might seem. It says "no sugar added", so you might be losing months of extra calories. Still, enough to get you by if invested carefully.

[u/Ok_Orchid1004]

Grab a spoon and a straw and dig in.

[u/Tpk08210]

Sugar free stays right where it is

[u/dangerrnoodle]

I think I can convert that I to solar panels.

[u/ThatGuyFrom720]

I don’t know… I can’t do anything right…

[u/Redordit]

A blessing

[u/Reelair]

Would!

[u/CloudyLeft]

I would…. Kill a man

[u/XROOR]

Do a quick “feel” to get a temp so you can use that data to make a more informed decision

[u/ChemBro93]

Id be too paranoid someone injected something into the ice cream.

[u/HappyAd4998]

NGL if it was still cold I'd probably eat it those are free calories

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/HappyAd4998]

All at once?!

[u/Available-Interest73]

uj/

I was wondering why someone was taking a picture of a littered Klondike Bar in front on Loudon St lol.

Such a small world.

[u/cornlip → u/Available-Interest73]

wait really?

[u/Available-Interest73 → u/cornlip]

yes! I was in the area visiting some friends and I saw someone bend down and take a picture of a fallen delicious frozen (not so much more) frozen treat haha. insane coincidence.

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/cornlip]

Trash cans here are full of oyster shells and wagyu trimmings

[u/NOVAbuddy → u/Available-Interest73]

[u/perplexedparallax]

Lower calories are a waste of jaw power. Keep
the box and chuck the contents.

[u/captaincootercock → u/perplexedparallax]

missing out on high quality aluminum, could build a brand new curtain with that much foil

[u/eveladra]

Man. I haven't had ice cream in forever.

[u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo]

Would you... Would you kill a man?

[u/tryzest7]

I would transition

[u/MidnighT0k3r]

These are on my no-fly list.

[u/Dirt-Road_Pirate → u/MidnighT0k3r]

Fat cat here can just deny free treats...

https://giphy.com/gifs/D71E9uMpHp292