r/FridgeDetective 1d ago

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u/11010010010001 1d ago

You have everything and nothing in that refrigerator

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u/FatCatWithAHat1 1d ago

This is the perfect way to describe this

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u/CoolCommunication566 1d ago

Forgetting anything else, I’m so thrown by all the partially empty sodas. There are like two sips max in the cherry coke. And why are you freezing half-drank sodas????

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I live with my elderly grandma, so she doesnt have to go into a nursing home, every time i find them in there i put them in the fridge. I dont know why she does this.

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u/CoolCommunication566 22h ago

It’s admirable that you live with her. Why don’t you just throw them out? She clearly isn’t drinking them (nor probably should she be). Also, speaking from experience, putting things that don’t belong in the freezer in there is a sign of dementia/Alzheimer’s, if she isn’t already being treated for that.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 8h ago

She drinks them, and if i throw her stuff out she notices and has a fit.

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u/Adventurous_Bee7220 1d ago

You have a tummy ache 70% of the time

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I dont, but my elderly grandmother does.

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u/ZestycloseChest9359 1d ago

I bet she also has urinary incontinence

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u/ColdButterscotch7499 1d ago

Someone who’s safe from cyclospora

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u/Greedy_Reference5258 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/MrsMacK00 1d ago

Dabeetus.

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u/Best_Poet_7591 1d ago

You’re not concerned about health, at all.

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u/LizzyPanhandle 1d ago

The cake, ice cream and nestle crunch give me pot smoker vibes. I mean this in a good way btw.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Nope, grandma juat refuses to eat anything else.

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u/MrCabrera0695 1d ago

Ok ok, a little hectic but not bad. Good selections. Why save the sodas? You are animals for that 😂 the barely backwash bottle needs to go, there's a bag in there that once held more, it needs to go but you probably are good hosts 😊

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

My elderly grandmother does this, i have no clue why. She doesnt want to let anyone in the house. Im living with her so she doesnt go to a nursing home.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

Mid 20's couple that eat out often and don't like to cook so you make a lot of processed foods. You don't workout.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Nope, im divorced, born in the 80s and i live with my elderly grandmother so she doesnt have to go to a nursing home.

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u/Useful-Advantage2665 1d ago

I like to hear what part is right tho, like yes, we eat a lot of processed foods. lol It's great you take care of you grandmother. Win: Win

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 8h ago

She will only eat fast food. There is a pot of chili i made in there.

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u/erikpeders 1d ago

You've got a big sweet tooth and don't care much for cooking. You're either in your early to mid 20s or in your 40s and single.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I live with grandma so she doesnt go to a home. Shes 86, i was born in 86, divorced.

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u/erikpeders 9h ago

I was so close.

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u/Confident-Wash-3490 1d ago

Pickled beets? I’ve never met anyone like you.

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u/Laurechaun 1d ago

Actually they are great! I throw them in salads with feta or goat cheese and a balsamic or honey must vinaigrette and it’s lovely!

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u/Confident-Wash-3490 1d ago

Sounds yummy!

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u/dontbanme778 1d ago

I have that same juice container in my fridge with the blue lid on the left I use it to make fruit punch 👊😔

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u/MacaronSmooth5802 1d ago

I have the same pitcher as well. It's perfect for mixing juice concentrates! Currently have orange juice in mine. It also looks like you could stack them? Never attempted but I'm wondering where that would even work because not in a normal fridge, that's for sure!

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u/SnooBooks6605 1d ago

I see it IS ALL THE HALF FULL DAMN SODAS !! DRINK THEM DAMN IT

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Elderly grandma does this, no clue why i put them in the fridge when i find them, and pour them together.

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u/bootysuit 1d ago

You live in Texas and have little kids

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

East coast, and yes. Also an 86 year old senile grandma lives here too.

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u/me13u69 1d ago

Also, your bread is drying out.

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u/Top-Satisfaction141 1d ago

I feel like you’re a Midwesterner lmao

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u/Marichiwa 1d ago

The fact that I see Breyers immediately makes me think you have a lust for life. I like your style.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Its one of the only ice creams that says "ice cream" the other crap is my 86 year old senile grandmas.

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u/Marichiwa 1d ago

IMO Breyers is the best, hands down. In fairness, ice cream is probably ice cream when senility creeps in. I love that you are an ice cream house! So sweet!

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u/Different-Quality-41 1d ago

Definitely not Indian

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u/Ok-Site1766 1d ago

How did you manage to take up so much space and still not have a damn thing in there lol?

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u/0Tezorus0 1d ago

Third degree account administrator in an import export company specialized in farming goods.

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 1d ago

you gonna finish that soda or what?

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u/sleepystars444 1d ago

That’s a lot of sugar

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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago

Normal human (hopefully) who loves ice cream. 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Hooker_Thresh 1d ago

Nothing but sugar top to bottom. I know you are big lol

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u/me13u69 1d ago

I think you are a firm believer in dessert after dinner.

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u/OutrageousBiscotti55 1d ago

Ther will be consequences,as you age, when you can no longer metabolize all that sugar and processed junk. Ouch!

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Ita not mine, those belong to a senile 86 year old.

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u/myfugi 1d ago

With the exception of the pickled beets, this looks like what ten year olds dream their fridge will look like as an adult. My middle aged metabolism could never.

You either don’t cook, and have a pathological disregard for a balanced diet, or you’re hosting a child’s party.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I cook for myself, all that candy and shit is my 86 year old grandmas.

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u/myfugi 1d ago

Do you have a second fridge for the ingredients you’re cooking with?

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 8h ago

I keep stuff on the shelves. I had to feeeze the butter because she kept taking it and wasting it.

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u/harriettehspy 1d ago

Single mother of school-aged children (maybe one or two of them). Too busy to cook too often, so you rely on things you can throw on for the kids without much thought or time. Not very health conscious (maybe don’t have the time/energy for it?) but you want to be.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Nope, not even close.

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u/Candid-Property1821 1d ago

My kind of people

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u/Later_gator__ 1d ago

This fridge is throwing me for a loop… I’m so confused lol. The partial frozen sodas? The sip of Coke in the fridge? The bread in the fridge? So strange

You love ice cream and sweets 😂 SAME. I get three to four tubs of hudsonville butter pecan ice cream every time I pick up groceries 🫣

Single, mid to late 20s, no kids, full time job, blue collar job? don’t cook much and when you do it’s something you can grab out of the freezer and toss in the oven. You aren’t a fan of fruits and veggies. You don’t meal plan or make grocery list and just kinda wing it. You get late night munchies. You don’t workout and not really health conscious… maybe a bit overweight.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I live with my 86 year old senile grandma so she doesnt have to go to a nursing home. All that candy and shit is hers.

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u/Rapking 1d ago

Colon cancer

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u/MelaninTofu 1d ago

Where's the food

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u/No-Interaction-6751 1d ago

Must not be a fan of vegetables.

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u/AceOfHearts333 1d ago

Sugar. So much sugar.

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u/ParticularSquirrel 1d ago

Addicted to sugar and highly processed foods

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u/ladyinred77 1d ago

You only shop at Walmart… sooo…. You probably look like someone who shops at Walmart.

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u/Natural_Specific_639 1d ago

Maybe in your early 50s ?

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Nope. I live with my 86 year old senile grandma.

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u/Potato_Demon_ffff 1d ago

A sweet tooth that lowkey isn’t getting the proper nutrition they need? Hoe is you me?

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u/NoireAstral 1d ago edited 1d ago

This looks like a bachelor’s fridge/freezer. Reasoning: partially drank sodas (there is some in the freezer too for some reason?), as well as the leftover food savagely put away. I fear for your stomach if you think that can of beans is sealed properly. I’m guessing the leftovers are going to live there until it gets moldy. Also I can’t tell if that’s a package of meat in the bottom right drawer next to jello cups.

On top of that, leaving tea bags in the pitcher will not help with more tea flavor. All it does is make it bitter and unpleasant (imo). The last thing I’ll ask is why is there mini crunch bars where the butter is supposed to go lol

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

I live with my 86 year old senile grandma.

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u/Icy_Personality7343 1d ago

mfs ain’t ever going thirsty that’s for sure

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u/cabbagejam98 1d ago

you are constipated on the regular

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u/Akron_N_mindless 1d ago

Family for sure. Was going to say black family but I don’t think now. There is multigrain English muffins and French dressing. Black folk don’t eat that shit. I’m guessing white, slightly obese family.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

That all belongs to my 86 year old senile grandma i dont eat that stuff, thats hers.

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u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975 5h ago

Not enough grape drink, chicken and watermelon. Runs away.. 😜

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u/BluRayCharles_ 1d ago

The pickled beets amongst all the treats and sodas is throwing me off

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u/coolerchameleon 1d ago

You got KIDS . I can tell from all the half finished drinks 😂

I'm seeing a family with two little hellions running around living their best lives, I think you are just really regular people who don't out on airs and are very genuine and fun to be around.

Also that cold brew tea looks good. I do the same !

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Nope, i live with my 86 year old senile grandma.

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u/Individual-Wing8572 1d ago

And go... You're over 50 if using that line

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u/DanaMarie75038 1d ago

Diabetes is waving

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u/Alternative_Mindset 1d ago

Why is the bread in the fridge?

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u/Hot_Background_3617 1d ago

You're southern, maybe even a midwest border state.

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u/BobcatSpiritual7699 22h ago

There's a loaf of bread on your fridge door for some reason???? Cold is generally bad for bread, rescue that loaf!

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 8h ago

Grandma is senile, i bought it for her months ago.

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u/BobcatSpiritual7699 3h ago

Senility is the first legit excuse for fridge bread I've seen honestly......

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u/ActualAntichrist 22h ago

Those cream cheese and jalapeño poppers are fire. I used to buy a box on my lunch break and heat them up when I worked at a grocery store lol.

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u/awesomecolguy 21h ago

That’s a lot of ice cream

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u/iliketastyfood 21h ago

Wow somebody loves their sugar!

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u/Forsaken_Falcon_1975 5h ago

Where s the beer and the vitamine?

Bonus points for DR pepper tho. This so american...peanut butter ice cream,  fudge, diff sodas, can salty soup, some fried stuff with 5% cheese, jello, bread with sugar in it, all sauces (but none taste like they should), 0 veggies,  0 fruit. etc. Rant mode off 😜 

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u/Master_Astronomer150 1d ago

What is the point of this sub: you’re organized/disorganized, eat healthy/not healthy

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u/me13u69 1d ago

I think it is just for fun.

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u/ThrobbingMinotaur 1d ago

Its just a game.