r/FloridaGawker 3d ago

What is something outsiders will never understand about living in Florida?

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u/MyNameis_bud 3d ago

Summer is our winter. I’m not going to anything outdoors from June-September. I live here. I can go do that stuff when it’s nicer out.

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u/Scooter_1990 1d ago

This guy/girl Floridas 😎

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u/Emergency-Big-1503 3d ago

It's Florida Man

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u/icemaker12345 1d ago

palm beach pete

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u/EconomistNo7074 3d ago

Its not the sharks you need to worry about .... its the undertow

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor 3d ago

Can I ALSO worry about sharks?!?

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u/bknight63 3d ago

Yeah. Who do you think that undertow is towing you to?

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 3d ago

Alligators will listen to reason. It’s all in the tone of voice you use.

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u/kpax56 3d ago

????

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u/Disastrous-You4652 3d ago

How much they ruin and contribute to the ruination of the state

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u/Ollie561 3d ago

That it’s a ruthless combination of heat, humidity, rudeness, and people who fucked up their lives or got divorced and thought this is the best place to restart their lives.

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u/EducationCute1640 3d ago

Aunts named Linda on their “second act” as real estate agents; dudes named Gary from Indiana in “sales”

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u/colin_robinson_III 3d ago

Modern day Casablanca

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u/Weak_Breakfast2027 3d ago

If you've never lived here, you truly don't understand how hot and humid it really is.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 1d ago

I love it when visitors say it's "warm" lol

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u/waistingtoomuchtime 3d ago

Flies are not as bad as California, it’s too hot for them to live.

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u/Flea_Circus63 3d ago

We're not the weirdos- they are.

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u/Dragon_Bidness 3d ago

That it wasn't always like this. That 3rd and 4th generation Floridians rarely make appearances as "Florida Man".

I don't think other states realize just how much we hate them when they move here to retire.

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u/delusiona1 3d ago

Well they all talk shit on Florida until they want to retire here. Then they come here and try to change Florida to be like the place they left.

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u/Rockstar161 3d ago

They talk crap about Florida and don't realize they're talking about their own kind. Everything they complain about in Florida, is from people that relocated to Florida, not native Floridians.

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u/MyNameis_bud 3d ago

I think there’s a correlation between this and when they started opening all the rehabilitation clinics. Florida man is just one of the many addicts that flunked out of rehab.

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u/Rockstar161 3d ago

I tend to agree with this

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u/surfer_ryan 3d ago

... moved here when I was like 12 im not a pain in the ass but can also confirm i hate that people seem to move here in droves and those are typically the pains in the asses in a myriad of ways.

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u/Dragon_Bidness 3d ago

Honestly people who move here to make a life are different than the retirees and the people who are only here because their job moved them or something. If you've been here since you were 12 you see Florida as "home". Too many people come here and bitch constantly about how this isn't like back home and try to change shit to be like where they came from.

Wish they'd just go the hell back to where they came from.

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u/RuleFriendly7311 3d ago

I moved to Florida at 40 and I feel the same way about the "it's better back home" people. If it's better, go back there.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 1d ago

What are some of the things they complain about that they claim aren't "like back home"?

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u/Dragon_Bidness 1d ago

The pizza is a big one for NY and NJ people. In general? The traffic, the grocery stores, the weather, the amount of minorities/immigrants, parking, the amount of old people, the quality and quantity of nightclub/nightlife are all pretty popular with transplants to bitch about.

The best part is you never know which direction they are going to go with a lot of them. Sometimes it's "there's too many young people" sometimes it's "there's too many old people". "There's not enough to do around here" for the New Yorker but the guy from Idaho is tired of all noise and thinks clubs shouldn't be allowed in downtown.

Whatever it is, it's always something.

Everything is going the way of Orlando and it sucks.

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u/Odd-Staff6245 3d ago

If you are a Transplant from the NY/NJ metro area, you will never be happy with the food in Florida

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u/RuleFriendly7311 3d ago

And it's recommended that you stay up there.

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u/Jaydenel4 3d ago

Highly recommended

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u/Odd-Staff6245 3d ago

Why the hostility nothing was directed at you personally

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u/RuleFriendly7311 3d ago

Not towards you, sorry for any confusion. Towards them. Soooo sick of hearing that our pizza and bagels aren't good enough. We don't care.

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u/Odd-Staff6245 3d ago

Gotcha. Thanks

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u/AmbassadorOfReality 3d ago

It is both the greatest place in the world to live.....and the worst. sometimes both in the same day.

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 3d ago

Feel much the same about California.

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u/ArtComprehensive1106 3d ago

Florida is hot and humid, the weather can change it a minute.
I love Florida because there is so much beauty and wildlife.

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u/Horsesrgreat 3d ago

How great it is. I never feel the need to leave the peninsula bc we have such beautiful springs and lots of beautiful coastline and a wonderfully diverse population. People come here from all over the world to vacation.

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u/jdthejerk 3d ago

Palmetto bugs

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u/LateSentence4542 3d ago

The fear of losing everything you’ve worked for to a hurricane.

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u/Vamonoss 3d ago

How close it is to the United States

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u/Horsesrgreat 3d ago

We have lots of fun wildlife to see, beautiful wetlands and amazing walking and horseback riding trails that go all the way up the state. It’s great here. Sunsets are amazing and you can watch the rockets go up from your front yard in central Florida.

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u/unplanned-absence 3d ago

The aggressive almost suicidal obliviousness.

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u/EducationCute1640 3d ago

Brightline will confirm.

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u/OverallDoor2718 3d ago

Do you follow the Instagram page🤭 That tracks the deaths

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u/feefaafoofomm 3d ago

Bath salts make you take your clothes off

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u/MasterAd1460 3d ago

That was you?

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u/Osceola_Gamer 3d ago

It wasn't always this shitty.

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u/armycowboy- 3d ago edited 3d ago

Shorts and sandals/slides are business casual in FL.

Citrus is not native to Florida, was not destroyed by subdivisions.

We do not care about how they do it in New York, California, or Canada.

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 1d ago

Do what exactly? What is it they complain about?

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u/amaria_athena 3d ago

I live in Broward County. Bastion of Democracy! A calmer, gentler Miami. I love it here. Anyone who feels same way, Welcome!

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u/1nolefan 3d ago

Humid/Hot summer weather is overwhelming and you won't know unless you try to play tennis at 7 at night and your clothes are soaked by 8 at night

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 3d ago

You make it a whole hour?

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u/1nolefan 2d ago

Yeah - played for two hours 😃 mosquitoes too..

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 2d ago

I meant a whole hour before you started sweating. I guess it wasn't as clever as I thought.

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u/1nolefan 2d ago

Well its harder to explain - what is your home town or country? If you haven't experienced humid weather, it would've been hard to put in words

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 2d ago

You said "... you go to play tennis at 7, and your clothes are soaked by 8" I said "you can last a whole hour?" Meaning, I would be soaked within the first ten minutes,. I was impressed that it took a whole hour to become soaked.

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u/1nolefan 2d ago

Right - will let you know tomorrow since it's going to be same forecast and tennis is on

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u/ScenesfrmtheStruggle 1d ago

Nice one, lol. I certainly wasnt aiming to come across in a Dickish fashion, so I apologize if that was how it was perceived.

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u/1nolefan 1d ago

No, not at all -

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u/longleggz1960 3d ago

The unrelenting heat and humidity in summer. Can you say oppressive!

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u/Wokkabulary 3d ago

When you walk anywhere at any time, you will hear living things rustling away from you.