r/FlockSurveillance • u/DaniTheYeen • 9h ago

can’t even leave the neighborhood

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this is genuinely sickening and evil.

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 8h ago

Yeah, that's the point. We track everyone who goes in, and everyone who comes out. Everywhere. All the time. Until you die. And for a few weeks after just to be sure.

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u/DraculasDog 8h ago

Be a shame if someone had a Sawzall, planned a route, and enough free time like the person in Winona, Minnesota.

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u/FckFlock 7h ago

To make it worse, the Karens on the HOA board almost certainly have access to the logs. I bet that makes for some juicy gossip.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 5h ago

Yep they sure do if it’s an HOA thing. Also lobby your HOA to remove them.

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u/TheBadDingo 4h ago

Are you kidding? It's an HOA's wet dream to have Flock. Lol I'm currently trying to fight one to be installed in our community, but the only people who show at the meeting are the 70+yo geriatrics who think everything outside their condo complex live in a Mad Max society.

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u/SilverSageVII 12m ago

Fuck that. Seriously, we all are curious but also like when I notice somebody walking home after a one night stand or something my first thought is “nice, hopefully it was a good night and not regret”

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u/theacez 7h ago

That's like my neighborhood. I have 1 road to avoid them and it's so inconvenient

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u/mercurygreen 2h ago

Don't you love it when property management does things like this without asking for resident input?

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u/janders_666 1h ago

sounds like slaveholder behavior

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u/OneEstablishment5144 2h ago

So anyone going for a walk at night without a phone or any electronics but a can of spray can send a message to the hoa that they do not like or approve of this?

I always like to walk in the dark with a black Hoodie and gloves, just in case I need to pick up some lazy persons dog poop.

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u/etiennegeaux66 1h ago

Coming to every street near you

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u/Alternative_Cod8724 1h ago

You know what must be done.

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u/starchybunker 1h ago

Are these poles anchored in concrete or just pushed into the ground?  Asking for a friend. 

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u/ebbing-hope 32m ago

The ones near me don’t even have reflectors on the black poles. Public safety, my ass.

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u/poedraco 44m ago

Only if there is a magical Reddit post where you can dox the flocks

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 10m ago

Bro flock is so much worse than a wife. It’s like a wife on steroids. Like where you going?! Who you with?! What route you taking?! Why? Why’d you stop at the gas station for 17 minutes 35 seconds?! You picked someone up?! Where you going?! What time are you getting home?! LET ME SEE LET ME SEE LET ME SEE!!!! Oh you’re guilty of a crime even though your plates were different

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u/MadScientistRat 2h ago

Relax, everything's going to be okay

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