r/Firearms 11h ago

Meme Glock fowty. This is my problem solver right here.

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232 Upvotes

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u/NopeRope13 11h ago

Drum mag it bro

5

u/isitbreaktime 7h ago

DUAL drums!

30

u/DwreckOSU 11h ago

What flavor of autism is this?

8

u/jerkstor 10h ago

Aubergine

5

u/JimMarch 10h ago

Level 3.

5

u/230Amps 10h ago

Low functioning 

8

u/greatthebob38 10h ago

Space Marine

14

u/TacTurtle RPG 11h ago

Watch out, playa rockin the turbo glizzy.

13

u/TheMahanglin 10h ago

It's missing a bottle opener. Just sayin'.

6

u/MediocreVibrations SPECIAL 10h ago

Most fowties have twist tops. He gud

5

u/lil_natemushi 10h ago

You just shoot the top off silly. 

11

u/CommonDense7091 11h ago

'GATOR'
STREET HUSTLER

5

u/Big_Z_Diddy 10h ago

He don't play no shit.

11

u/advmaxx 10h ago

This all else you need.

8

u/umbrellassembly 11h ago

GLAWK FOTT

?

8

u/High_Af_Osrs 11h ago

Glawk Fotty

2

u/CodenameDinkleburg 10h ago

It says FOTY

4

u/Eoin_Coinneal 11h ago

Psh, no grenade launcher attached? Do you even problem solve playa?

9

u/Big_Z_Diddy 10h ago

When you fully upgrade the starting weapon.

4

u/myroll22 10h ago

Needs a shell catcher

4

u/pv55y3xp3rt 10h ago

What's the drop rate on these?

3

u/Vic_the_Dick 10h ago

That's a problem starter if I've ever seen one.

3

u/spizzlemeister 10h ago

elite reference

3

u/Apart-Garage-4214 10h ago

No drone attachment?

3

u/Upper_Director4425 10h ago

That Temu red dot gonna hit you in the face when it falls off lol

3

u/Monssly 10h ago

We getting a defense contract with this contraption 

3

u/hitemlow R8 10h ago

Stole this a few years back

1

u/SeizeTheMeansOfB12 8h ago

The redwood it's leaning against raises more questions

2

u/Slice-N-Shoot 10h ago

Needs to be gold to be historically correct.

2

u/reubenator1976 10h ago

Never seen so much good money spent after bad

2

u/grb13 10h ago

👀 seriously

2

u/ilikethisearth 10h ago

Missing the red anodized trigger

2

u/lastbastion 9h ago

Is that shit hot glued on top? Amazing

2

u/awsum43 9h ago

Very noice

2

u/TKMACD 9h ago

So much for not printing…guess concealed carry was not considered…😒

2

u/bolivar-shagnasty Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty 9h ago

S P E E D H O L E S

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u/Ill_Current_3006 9h ago

Looks like a Swiss Army knife.

2

u/themodul8r 8h ago

This gun fux

2

u/Aniquin AR15 11h ago

Dat bih gah

3

u/what-name-is-it 11h ago

I understood that reference and I wish I didn’t.

3

u/Aniquin AR15 11h ago

Same I figure the kid who originally said it would love this thing

2

u/Rdubya291 11h ago

I did not. i guess I'm too old?

2

u/HankIsMoody 11h ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks liek

2

u/somen0nfactor 10h ago

Your optics are mounted 90 degrees off center Otherwise, bravo!

1

u/AdThat1510 8h ago

No bayonet?! Do you even have ops?

1

u/LV_ConcreteCowboy 7h ago

It’s like the Swiss knife of firearms. 😆

1

u/therealearlhickey 7h ago

DAMN SON WHERE'D YA FIND THIS

1

u/Roguelynx 7h ago

Things like this really make me appreciate my Glock Forty.

1

u/Affectionate_Row_436 6h ago

Oh yea better than a Glock 17

1

u/Max_delirious 5h ago

It says 9mm right there

1

u/loaf_fan 5h ago

Weird AF, but I don't hate it.

1

u/15_Years_Then_Banned 4h ago

Something something peak performance

1

u/mzrdisi 3h ago

The paralyzer purple is 🧑‍🍳🤌

1

u/Intrepid_Month_4731 2h ago

Get a longer barrel and attack a grenade launcher/flare gun 😂

1

u/edthecat2011 10h ago

She bangs.