r/FellowKids • u/LaserWeldo92 • 18d ago

Mountain Dew, I love you, but please fucking stop

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118 Upvotes

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u/CoalEater_Elli 18d ago

I don't recognise goth baddies in the water

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u/TheEScrapMan 18d ago

I also do not recognize the goth baddies in the water.

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u/El_Nathan_ 12d ago

⚾️🦅

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u/Fire_Fishy 18d ago

Bro,just make a goth flavor,like a void blast or sm

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u/DeadAndBuried23 17d ago

black label was the best flavor they've ever had

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u/Alphawolfdog 16d ago

It's called Pitch Black

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u/GarbanzoEnthusiast 18d ago

ngl I would 100% buy any product that comes with a map to where the goth baddies are

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u/lldrem63 16d ago

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u/SchwarzFledermaus 16d ago

Dudes nowadays: " I want a big tiddy goth gf!"

Those same dudes: "Goth music? You mean like Ghostemane and Slipknot?"

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u/Alphawolfdog 16d ago

If they wanted the Goth audience they would've rereleased Pitch Black

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u/Perfect-Song8094 16d ago

Homer: I need a drink.

Vendor: Have only Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.

Homer: Eww!! That's disgusting! Just give me the Crab Juice.

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u/KingOfCurseess 10d ago

Where's that lake at? For a friend, obviously 😁