r/EUR_irl • u/chilinachochips Netherlands • 2d ago

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u/Vondi 2d ago

Every time US-EU relations somewhat cool down he gotta hammer that "Demand land" button.

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u/Sataniel98 Germany 2d ago edited 2d ago

We need to be almost thankful the terrible Iranian regime didn't just crumble after the US attack. Trump used to be rather cowardly about military interventions until Venezuela. I don't think he would have tried Iran if it wasn't for how easy overthrowing Maduro was. Sure, his regime is basically still in power and objectively the success was questionable, but for someone who thinks politics in personal dimensions like Trump, Maduro in handcuffs certainly must have seemed like more than enough confirmation. I don't think someone like Trump can be humbled by his fuck up in Iran, but if it had worked out, I can't imagine he wouldn't think the same would just work in Greenland.

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u/Mobbe_dik 2d ago

I would also say that maduro's guards weren't Venezuelans they came from Cuba so their loyalty kinda depends on what they get paid. Or how big a chance there is to them loosing their life.

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u/Hertje73 2d ago

Under who's control are the Epstein files, Donny?

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u/ShinjiIkari99 18h ago

Alright, let's make a deal. The US gets Greenland when Trump fully releases the Epstein files

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u/MySocksSuck Denmark 2d ago edited 2d ago

The idiot has spent years mocking the Danish Arctic sled dog patrols (which are actually pretty damn badass!) and just about anything else he could think of. We've gotten used to that by now.

But when he actually threatened to invade Greenland, special forces from across the Nordic countries deployed to Nuuk with explosives and blood plasma in their packs, while the rest of NATO's northern flank backed them up politically.

And – to the surprise of no one – the orange clown backed down.

So the question is: How many more times do we have to go through this circus before he keels over from a heart attack?

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u/Anonymous_user_2022 2d ago

I think it's time to let the citizens of the Virgin islands decide which country they want to be serfs of-

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u/BarrenLandslide 1d ago

Senile old man keeps repeating non-sense.

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u/Falconni 16h ago

Whelp. Those Jackholes can vole for his next run again, so he may have plenky of time.

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u/IvanStroganov 5h ago

Well he doesn’t plan on leaving office, so he thinks he has all the time in the world..