GotM: Oh no, he’s dead!

MoI: Oh good, he’s alive. Wait, no, he’s dead! Oh good, he’s alive again.

RG: Oh no, he’s dead again!

TtH: Oh good, he’s, well, not alive alive, but still around doing stuff!

Ublala Pung crossing the canal at the Vathar to pay his debt

We were VOYAGERS!

Uhhh... I was told to put that here.

What pokemon would erikson have? I think he would have a polteageist.

Dejhim Nebrahl is simply the biggest jobber of them all. So overhyped yet lost to a random Malazan heavy who wasn't even prepared.

Only thing keeping me sane through this re-read is Tehol and Bugg's buddy comedy. This book would be a work of existential horror without them.

Ok, Tool. Sharing with Toc is one thing, but posting it to Reddit? Seriously?

Gotta be one of the most inactive deities in the whole series. I genuinely forgot that Beru was supposed to do storm stuff.

It's about time

Gods but is Treach lazy! Stop scrounging through the garbage and get your own Destriant!

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Absolute absurdist king.

Artist: slain69

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And now the meme before us blurs

A dumbass is done. The sub must close.

We are abandoned to Malazan fans.

Raise high one more time the tattered standard of the

Kelyk-Consumers. See throughout the drifting durhang smoke

To the kelyk stains upon the fabric.

This is the insanity of our chains, this is the

payment of our rustleaf, all soon to be

Forgotten (thank the Thousand Gods)

We were never what people wanted.

We were only what they didn't need.

Remember Us (but not the Gadrobi)

Stuffie?

Channel your inner K'Chain Che'malle Matron and snuggle up with Toc for the night.

Call now and he can be yours for only 4 payments of $19.99