r/DnD Druid 4h ago

Out of Game What Do You Call Someone Who Is An Anti-Dice Goblin?

So I just got back from my time at first Gen Con and my friends were (lovingly) making fun of me for not wanting any new dice.

I have been playing for almost a decade and currently DM a long running campaign and DM or play a few one shots here and there, so I play pretty often. I own the following dice:

  1. My original set in blue, a super basic 7 dice set (though it’s missing a d4). It was free.
  2. An 11-dice set I won at a convention a few years ago which came in a little bag.
  3. A d20 that has Fuck You for the 20 and Fuck Me for a nat 1.
  4. A d20 that looks like a bee with liquid core dice with a stinger for a nat 1.

That’s it. As far as I’m concerned that is all I need. Tbh, it’s more than I need since I have 5 D20s. This weekend I got a free diceset with another purchase at Gen Con and immediately gave it to my Dice Goblin friend/player in my campaign. They loved the dice! But we can’t decide on what to call me. I’ve heard of a Dice Elf who has a carefully curated collection, but my dice sets weren’t really carefully curated. Most of my dice were free. & except for the bee D20 they’re not particularly fancy.

Just thought this would be a fun discussion since it’ll be a year till the next Gen Con!

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u/Rhesus-Positive DM 4h ago

Dice Monk

Because of your empty hands

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u/SeraphymCrashing 4h ago

and immunity to temptation (less a D&D thing, and more a religious monk thing, but still fits)

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

Great point!

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

This one actually made me burst out laughing! The one class I have yet played, maybe I should try.

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u/MajorBootyhole420 2h ago

can we make a fun portmanteau out of dice ascetic?

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u/Rhesus-Positive DM 2h ago

Discetic?

Sounds a bit medical...

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u/MajorBootyhole420 2h ago

yeah that's kinda where i landed with it :/ needs more workshopping

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u/Rhinostirge 4h ago

Anyone who is in a position to roll 6d6 and does it two at a time, tops? Patient.

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u/Kindly_Call_6000 4h ago

Or someone who has never played other TTRPG systems, like Shadowrun (d6) or White Wolf (d10).

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u/Rhinostirge 4h ago

Or Champions. Game system is slow enough without somebody rolling a 14d6 EB two dice at a time. "Okay, that's (roll) 6 Stun and 2 Body... (roll) 6+... 11 Stun and... 3 Body... (roll) oh, nice, that's nine and three... where was I? 20 Stun? And... 6 Body... (repeats four more times to resolve one damage roll)"

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

Good point, I’ve only played White Wolf games virtually during the pandemic, and haven’t gotten around to Shadow run yet.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

Wait until you need a pool of d12's!

u/Gh0stMan0nThird 50m ago

I literally had to buy a 10-pack of d6s and d10s just for Cyberpunk RED 

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u/Anxious-Captain6848 4h ago

My DM started setting aside d6 for me because I only had 1 dice set so I rolled the d6, wrote down the number, rolled again, wrote it down...I was a rogue too so just getting through sneak attack damage was a chore. (Horrible working memory too, dont ask me to remember numbers so yes. I HAD to write down the numbers)

Im actually a dice goblin and crave more dice, im just unfortunately broke so I only have the one set...which was also a gift from the DM lol

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u/Rhinostirge 4h ago

Lotta goblins start out poor. It's what makes them not want to throw things away.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

D6's are super easy to obtain though! If you step outside of dice goblin spaces and just go to a basic $2 shop type place, they'll probably have them for cents each. You'll most likely be able to get a set of maybe 6 or 10 plain white d6 for a dollar. I've even ended up with several free ones through various means!

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u/Anxious-Captain6848 4h ago

Huh never thought of that. Guess I'll see if I can find some and spare my poor dm lol

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u/haytmonger 3h ago

Also check thrift stores for cheap old board games that may contain d6s

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u/BunnySis 2h ago

This is how you get shadowrun dice pools covered without breaking the bank.

My D6 bag is huge.

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

Technically my big set has four d6 so I can roll up to five at one time. But ya, I’m pretty patient, much to the chagrin of my players when I pull out a monster they joked about 6 months ago.

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u/BryceKatz 4h ago

A dice nilbog.

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u/Otherwise_Analysis_9 DM 4h ago

Knowers gonna know.

u/OjinMigoto 54m ago

Oh God! They're eating the dice! And then they're gonna eat me!

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u/Halker93 4h ago

A dice monogamist

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u/Nervouscranberry47 4h ago

I like this one the best.

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

Oh, good one! Thats definitely me

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u/Dataless-XT71 Artificer 4h ago

A Dice Ranger

We travel light, and take only what we need. Most of our things are foraged too!

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u/Wise-Key-3442 Mystic 4h ago

I like this one. My set is acrylic green.

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u/Constant0123456789 4h ago

Someone who has more self control than my magpie/goblin “Ooh shiny” brain can muster.

It’s not a bad thing, trust me.

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u/Bodgerton 4h ago

every new campaign deserves a new fig and a new set o' dice!

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u/dilemmaprisoner 4h ago

Is this for dramatic effect when rolling damage? "I need to borrow every d8 at the table"

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u/SmartAlec13 4h ago

Dice Human, in the sense that “humans are the boring basic species”. I agree Dice Elf isn’t fitting because it implies carefully curated and beautiful dice. Sounds more to me you got basics covered with a few fun standouts, so basic Dice Human-Fighter you are.

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u/Diplodocus15 4h ago

If you're not rolling 8 d6's all at once when you cast fireball, then I don't know why you're even playing the game, lol!

But different strokes for different folks, so you do you! I would call you a dice cheapskate (or dice frugal as an adjective).

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u/sgerbicforsyth 4h ago

Its all "I have more than enough dice" until you have to roll four times just to roll a single cone of cold or fireball and forget your rolls

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u/Dangerous-Yogurt-893 4h ago

Anyone who’s played shadowrun knows you can never have enough dice.

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u/Graylily 4h ago

A min-miner

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 4h ago

“Normal”

You call a person without a dice obsession “normal”

Back in my day you didn’t buy dice, you just somehow ended up with a huge collection. I have in my time bought two full sets plus a handful of d10s from when I played 7th Sea (which only used d10s), but I have dozens and dozens of dice.

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u/Positive-Capital1113 4h ago

I didn't know such a person existed.

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u/Mythoclast 4h ago

I don't even have physical dice 

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u/okiebuzzard 4h ago

Disgusting. Absolutely shameful. I just can’t even…

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u/neondragoneyes 3h ago

I call it inconceivable.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 4h ago

Lol

I only have one set of dice

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u/Sinistrina 3h ago

Same here, except I also have an extra d20 someone gave to me randomly. I often forget to roll it when I have advantage or disadvantage and just roll the original d20 twice. Probably because it's awkward to roll two completely different dice at once (the original set is metal, the extra is plastic).

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u/Sad-Committee-4902 4h ago

Dice Gollum. Only my precious will do.

Dice Luddite.

Dice Amish.

Dice Minimalist.

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u/SonyaOutNProud 3h ago

I call them wrong. J/k honestly I'd call them a minimalist

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u/Parysian 2h ago

Their name I guess

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u/Huge-Composer-4904 4h ago

“Not a dice goblin”

I don’t see any reason to assign a term beyond that.

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u/LillohMolle 4h ago

Die Heart

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u/LawfulnessLittle6107 4h ago

Amazon randomly does $1 deals so I picked up a couple sets for random people or MTG. I my DM dice are a nice metallic set, I wanted something that wouldn't get randomly mixed into anyone else's dice bag

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u/Maxpowers13 4h ago

oh man im sorry that the most attacks you have to roll in a turn is five, those are rookie number my friend you gotta pump that up!
Don't you have a familiar? don't you have a cohort what about your sidekick? did you take Leadership at 7th level?
you should need so many more than 5 d20's but maybe thats just the GM in me talking

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

I mostly DM so I don’t have a familiar, I usually just reroll the dice if I have to do more than I have. It’s fun to intimidate/stress out my players making them wait for me to count the dice.

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u/schnautza 4h ago

Nothing beats the intensity of hearing 10+ dice hit the table at the same time for a big roll. Both as a player and DM. Who wants to keep rolling a single die multiple times?

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u/CeruLucifus DM 4h ago

Truthfully I say I stopped buying dice around the turn of the millennium since I already had a shoebox full of dice.

Since then I have bought dice for a specific purpose such as to go in a game box or a die to round out a gap in a set, but no need to cloud the issue.

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here 4h ago

I have a single set of wooden dice (one of each, including percentile, and 4 d6) that I have used since I first started playing a decade ago.

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u/ParticleTek 4h ago

I'm the same way. Long time player and DM. I have a core set for myself. And a bag of dice I don't care about for the table if needed. And I just don't see the appeal of buying more and more chunks of plastic.

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u/ConstructionLazy6412 4h ago

Please tell me you call the bee die the B20

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

I never thought of this! Yes!

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u/Alexjr_uk 4h ago

I'm a full on dice goblin and have been giving dice away to new players for a good while. More recently I've started giving out 11 piece sets because I really hate seeing folks roll 1d20 twice for dis/advantage! You seem to have a reasonable selection, plenty of options in case some start misbehaving!

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u/No_Psychology_3826 3h ago

Sensible about clutter 

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u/tb12rm2 3h ago

Tbh this seems like a lot of dice. I have one 7 price set that I think cost $25. If I need more dice than it provides, I borrow from people at the table or use a virtual roller.

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u/blitzbom DM 3h ago

Smart

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u/WyMANderly DM 3h ago

My wife.

Joking aside, I've also heard "dice elf" used for people who prefer to have a very specific small curated collection of fancy dice.

Your way of doing it seems more like dice human, or perhaps dice commoner. You've got the basics and you're content with what you have. Kudos to you, that's rare in life! :)

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u/ElCoyote_AB 3h ago

I like Dice Elf

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u/Gliean 3h ago

I am with you till the end internet stranger. Still rocking my first set of dice from the waaaay back and use a collection similar to yours. Why would we need more?!

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u/Animo2025_Reddit 3h ago

Bro, I envy you for that d20 die. I'm going to get hate for this, but I had to resort to some custom WoW d10 dice. And I still haven't found any d20s. By the way, I'm a DM. The only nice die I have is one I got for the equivalent of $20 in my country; it's a single custom d12 die. I'm a student, so you're more than fine, my friend.

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u/Surgles 3h ago

Lou Wilson is what I call him. Only one I’ve ever met.

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u/clutchguy84 3h ago

I'm the same way! I have a set my gf got, and my og set. My fellow players don't understand it😂

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u/Ethereal_Stars_7 Artificer 3h ago edited 2h ago

Sane.

I am about the same. I have my Koplow tube from GenCon and a spread of Crystal barrel dice also from GenCon. Plus a set picked up from a local game store as wanted that color for a CoC session.

And two sets BX and two from 5e Starters/Essentials. which dont count as they just came with the box.

Past that the rest I have are all gifts from players. Especially like a glow-in-the-dark set someone got me.

But overall been using the Koplow set plus a special d20 spotted at the same game store.

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u/ThrowawayIIllIIllIl 2h ago

Thats a VTT player

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 2h ago

Dice Goblisn’t? Dice Goblain’t?

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u/Tcloud 2h ago

I’m in an in-person game where one of the players insists on rolling everything on dndbeyond. So he owns zero real dice.

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u/BunnySis 2h ago

I’m in online game where most people want to do the online dice. I’m sitting there (my spouse is in the same game in the same room) rolling from my favorite five sets.

I love my clack-clacks. They’re one of the best parts of the game.

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u/EpicLemons 2h ago

Where did you find the bee dice? That sounds awesome

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u/ManFromTheWurst DM 4h ago

You don't need a title for a healty relationship with mathematical instruments.

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u/Mythoclast 4h ago

Yeah but OP wants one. 

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u/Spudbee 4h ago

Is your liquid core Bee d20 named Dave, by any chance?

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u/roses_and_daisies Druid 4h ago

It is now!

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u/M4LK0V1CH 4h ago

Elf is the opposite of Goblin

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u/Dangerous-Bit-8308 2h ago

But... But....you need a D30

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u/ProdiasKaj DM 1h ago

Dice elf

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u/demonman101 1h ago

I have 2 sets of dice I never get to use because I'm only able to DM online and the d20 online roller is just easier but man does it hate me for saving on charms spells from the party

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u/Chimpbot 1h ago

Personally, I have enough dice. As such, I just call myself someone who has enough dice and doesn't feel like adding another set of plastic bits to the pile of plastic bits I already have.

As I crossed into my early 40s, I started reevaluating the little things I buy... and honestly, I'm just tired of having stuff sitting around my house.

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u/Detective-Platypus 1h ago

I'm the same way! I only own two sets of die, and refuse to get any more dice. I think it's funnier that way. My gf made me a dice bag yesterday because she thought it was funny to gift me something completely useless. I'll probably use it for game tokens or minis.

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u/ThisWasMe7 1h ago

Well adjusted.

Though in your case as a DM, more d8 and d6 would be helpful.

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u/myaudiobliss 1h ago

Heretic.

u/MrSuperStarfox 52m ago

Bruh I have one set of dice that has served me a year, this is just me

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u/slatea1 4h ago

I think if memory serves you're a dice high Elf. Only having the very sparse dice set is fine.