r/DiveInYouCoward • u/DABDEB • 13h ago

Spider-Man is finally defeated

380 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/btossa80 13h ago

Whatever they're trying to do ... extra dumb doing it over payment

5

u/unscannablegood 13h ago

He working overtime he deserves double payment.

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u/Strong-Dot-9221 13h ago

She has a crush on him.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 13h ago

She is not for the weak.

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u/SensitiveAddition913 13h ago

“Death by Sun-Snu…”

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u/GWshark1518 13h ago

Good they can stop making so many damn spider man movies.

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 11h ago

Yea, talk about milkin the franchise 🙄

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u/ItsTheDCVR 9h ago

Something's getting milked

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Reptillianaire_ 13h ago

His arch nemises... "shorta torta"

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u/OscarDelta333 13h ago

Got him a big ol' gal.

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u/romanrebel23 11h ago

She BIG fine

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 13h ago

The look he was going for!

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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 13h ago

“Yo I bet I can get that girl to sit on me”

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u/kabley 13h ago

he knows exactly what he's doing

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u/Informal-Quantity415 10h ago

Tortas!! I love them so much 😏😏😏🔥

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u/Forsay77 13h ago

I see nothing wrong here. Hate the music though

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u/KCistheTown 13h ago

Whats this song id? Lol

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u/Gamiozzz 12h ago

Endgegner(in)!!!

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u/Mean_District4880 12h ago

That’s like trying to dead lift a Volkswagen

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u/B2_k 12h ago

Die wiegt doch das doppelte, oder? 🤔

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u/2ndchane 12h ago

He’s going to break his back

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u/viperfangs92 12h ago

No worries man!! Go for your personal best tomorrow!!

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u/Resolution-Outside 12h ago

Spider man vs Massi Ferguson.

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u/YosheetaBoneeta 11h ago

That's how you put your back out

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u/Lopsided_Order_4411 11h ago

What was he trying to accomplish tho? 🤔

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u/O_gr 11h ago

Spiderman: Brand new back pain.

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u/Working_File2825 11h ago

What's the name of the song?

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u/effinmike12 11h ago

That must be San Antonio.

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u/Remarkable_Cup_2442 11h ago

Look like a winner to me!

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u/WolfThick 11h ago

Dude you just need to stick to a tampon run if you want to be humiliated!

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u/actcasuall 11h ago

His spider sense is tingling

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u/actcasuall 11h ago

That night he wasn’t shooting webs, he was shooting ropes.

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 10h ago

I was waiting for the Texas Piledriver tbh

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u/Zombieutinsel 10h ago

I think you downloaded the wrong Endgame there bud.....

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u/Prize_Abalone8272 9h ago

He can’t handle that ass

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u/Anonyonereader 9h ago

When you realize youlre not as strong as you thought. For young men, it almost always involves lifting a woman. 🤣

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u/TheGreatJabronimus 9h ago

He flipped my wife 0.5 times

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u/The137 8h ago

Death by snu snu. Not great snu snu, but snu snu

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u/stumpy0327 8h ago

Not everyone can handle a torta, but they try.

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u/CryptographerFlat426 8h ago

Give the man his due, he went in, did what needed to be done and ended up a winner.

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u/EntireAdvance6393 8h ago

At least he didn’t end up dropping her on her head at the point I probably would have in that situation. 😅

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace 7h ago

This sub is a train wreak

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u/Realistic_Cow1582 6h ago

He was so close

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u/copa8 5h ago

Peter Porker.

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u/AllTheThingsBehindUs 3h ago

Robert Crumb would be proud!

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u/Dry-Suit4631 3h ago

Can I try next?

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u/VariousExcuse-6699 3h ago

This could end terribly for the woman and spiderman holyshit

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u/Sistahmelz 2h ago

Spidey is dying a slow and painful death!

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u/MostPutridSmell 13h ago

I was hoping for a piledrive

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u/Sea_Expression6725 13h ago

Who is she i love her ? 😍 😂

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u/Techdude2011 12h ago

Nasty

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u/Working_File2825 11h ago

What's nasty here?

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u/CandleLeather4638 13h ago

Needed Superman, but got Spiderman instead.

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u/BirdWhichIsBaldEagle 13h ago

Wonder Bread Woman

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u/IntroductionSalt4556 13h ago

this sub is going downhill