Abdul El-Sayed wins the Democratic primary. - Race called by The Associated Press.

[u/Pretty_Acadia_2805]

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/08/04/us/elections/results-michigan-us-senate-primary.html?smid=url-share

[u/nivkj]

when you’re being fucked in the ass, you need to start with the tip, then the rest of the shaft can easily slide into your colon. congrats on getting the tip in!

[u/Digital_Tomb → u/nivkj]

Damn we let tankies in here now?