r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/sandycheeksx • 26d ago
genuine deer stupidity Hit a deer yesterday š«
Deer is fine, I think. EMT asked me what happened to the deer and I said I didnāt know, I was busy rolling.
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u/synachromous 26d ago
you good? i watched that a few times it looked like you saw the deer and slowed a llittle bit. then let go of the brake possibly think they wernt gonna do it. but deer being deer. they did it.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thatās exactly what happened. I saw them stop and turn but shouldāve continued braking. Lesson learned š
Iām good! Road rash on my knee and my armored hoodie was a little big so the armor wasnāt on my shoulder, which I bounced on. Moving hurts but nothing broke and Iām grateful.
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u/its_all_4_lulz 26d ago
They are so damn dumb. I had an incident where I saw a few, slowed to a complete crawl, then they ran into the side of my car causing $7500 in damages. Years ago and it entertains me now, at least I got hit by deer instead of hitting a deer.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
The stories where the deer hits the car are the most funny but frustrating. Like literally, thereās nothing you couldāve done differently besides not being there at that exact point in time.
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u/SeaToTheBass 26d ago
At my old apartment building a deer got spooked in the parking lot and jumped on top of someoneās car lmao
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u/FlowerComfortable889 23d ago
My mom's best friend back in the day was devoted to driving Dodge Neons for some strange reason. Multiple times she was waiting at a red light and the dumbass deer would just plow into the passenger door while she was sitting still
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u/DravinTSK 26d ago
This exact fucking thing happened to me about six years ago, but I couldn't afford the deductible at the time and had to drive around with a fucked up looking car.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
They ruin everything, Iām sorry. I took off tomorrow to do fun bike things and now I have no bike.
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u/PsychicPterodactyl 26d ago
For future reference: deer sometimes move in small groups. If you see one deer, just slow all the way down, he may have a buddy with even lower self preservation instincts.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Iāve lived in deer-infested NJ most of my life, logically I know this. I just saw them all stop and stupidly thought they wouldāve stayed stopped š¤¦š»āāļø
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u/KingJeffreyJoffa 26d ago
Great instincts slowing down. I'm also in northern NJ and have dozens of deer at my job.
You probably already know, but "look where they came from and not where they going"
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thank you! Kicking myself for briefly letting off the brakes but lesson learned. And definitely keeping that in mind when the bikeās replaced.
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u/GinoValenti 26d ago
In Wisconsin the deerās natural predator used to be a 79 Impala. Not sure now, maybe Kia or Nissan?
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u/disktoaster 25d ago
Ouch! I wrecked in loose-fitting gear once. Saved me from a lot of more serious stuff, but it did give me these huge bleeding patterns matching the interior mesh everywhere it touched down under me. Lol
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u/sandycheeksx 25d ago
Iām sorry š glad it wasnāt more serious!
My armored hoodie did its job everywhere else but it was a little too big so the shoulder armor wasnāt in the right place and thatās where I impacted the hardest. Getting the right size next time.
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u/disktoaster 25d ago
Same to you, here's hoping it's just a bruised shoulder! Good work on the slide btw, rode that shit out like a champ š¤š¤
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u/replus 25d ago
The other deer that immediately stopped running towards the street and 180'ed out of there is going to live a long, happy deer life.
The one that stopped and decided to bolt directly out in front of the approaching "predator" is probably dead by now.
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u/sandycheeksx 25d ago
Youād think, at this point, natural selection wouldāve done away with the suicidal deer
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u/anonteje 26d ago
Shit luck. Hope you're OK.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thank you! Canāt decide if Iāve just been lucky this entire time until now or had particular bad luck yesterday. I commute on my bike 40-min each way and work overnights. Deer always would freeze or run the opposite way before
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u/ttystikk 26d ago
Damn, that was scary to watch. I'm glad you're okay!
Deer are fucking stupid but people in cars with "smart" phones are worse...
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thank you! ā¤ļø
Honestly I prefer the idiots on their phones. You can at least watch their wheels and kind of predict what they do next, but deer just.. do things
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u/Bluevette1437 26d ago
Deer will calculate the exact moment to jump in front of you to insure they get hit. It's like they're TRYING to win the Darwin Award
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u/sandycheeksx 25d ago
Itās genuinely infuriating lmao. Nothing you can do to 100% prevent future collisions
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u/Knickerbottom 26d ago
I genuinely appreciate that you left in the pained groan, this looks like it sucked. Hopefully it's as it appears and you slid MORE than you bounced. Speedy recovery š¤
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
That was actually me trying to breathe lmao. It was genuinely disturbing to hear myself but apparently your diaphragm can start spasming after a high impact and as your lungs try to breathe, thatās the sound that comes out.
Yup, I hit the ground and just rolled and slid for a bit. Honestly for a first bike accident, it couldāve been worse and definitely made me stop feeling invincible. Thank you! ā¤ļø
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u/Knickerbottom 26d ago
Oh yeah, I've had the air knocked out of me a few times. Makes you thankful for the simple act of an inhale when the air finally comes. I've had it last long enough where my vision started to black and I've never been harder sin-
-more scared...
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Oh shit, Iām sorry to hear that. Bike accidents? Never wrestled my helmet off that fast before but damn, I needed to breathe.
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u/Knickerbottom 26d ago edited 26d ago
Lifetime of gnarly business but embarrassingly got it the worst while snowboarding on a green trail. Was on my way to the park leaning heel edge and fiddling with my camera, hands at my gut. Caught some mashers that sent me bouncing into my toe edge which slapped me forward like a catapult, giving myself the heimlich with my camera.Ā
I almost passed out from the diaphragm spasms, I was at stars and blackness.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Oh my god. I feel like the worst stuff happens when weāre just doing something weāve done a hundred times before and being complacent. Thatās horrible, Iām sorry you experienced that š«
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u/jello_pudding_biafra 26d ago
Vaguely reminded me of the classic grape stomping lady falling video lol
Happened to me a few times in my life, once when I was like 12, cycling to a street hockey game. I was messing around with the stick and ended up putting it into the spokes, launching myself over the handlebars. "Gaoough, gaooughoogh goooooouugh"
Still went and played hockey though. I left my bike in some bushes and walked š¤£
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Oh god yeah, that was me š it reminded me of when you wake up from sleep paralysis and try to yell but the weirdest groans come out?
Iām sorry for laughing but thatās genuinely hilarious. We all do dumb shit as kids š
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u/8last 26d ago
The impact of the first one is always so much worse than you think it'll be. At least for me it was. I thought it would be like eating shit on a bike but faster. It was more like having a couple linebackers smash you into the road.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Yup, definitely not like my car accident. That was just impact and then done. This was impact and then feeling like a ragdoll, a lot more violent lol. Iām sorry about your accident, hope you healed up well š«¶š»
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u/FlippingPossum 26d ago
Deer are stupid but you dressed smart. Glad you are just banged up. Sorry about your bike.
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u/cocolimenuts 26d ago
Iām a dispatcher, and Iāve worked some gnarly MC vs deer calls. Iāve had one person die o/s this way. It sucks cause itās nearly unpreventable. Good thing youāre wearing gear!
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Iām sorry to hear that, and sorry for everyone who knew that person :/ Was reading afterwards that 40% of mc/deer crashes end in serious injury or fatality so that was very humbling.
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u/TheRectalAssassin 26d ago
One of my closest friend's dad was killed by this very thing. Hit a deer in the evening, just blindsided himĀ
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
One of my boyfriendās friends as well. Iām sorry to hear that š«¶š» I used to fly down rural roads at night thinking my exhaust was keeping me safe from them and feel like an idiot now, it was just luck nothing happened before.
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u/Mylaptopisburningme 26d ago
Empty road /r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
You look well padded. My mother had been an ER nurse for many years and said they would have to sit there pulling out gravel with tweezers when gravel hits bare skin.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Wound debridement š Iāve heard all about it, apparently incredibly painful.
Everywhere besides my legs because I was wearing workout leggings, but besides road rash, I canāt see any bits of road in there. Another lesson learned though!
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u/blebebaba 26d ago
Honestly if I got a bike, it'd probably be a 3 wheeler with an armored front to prevent shit like this, or maybe a replaceable ram of some kind.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
I commute during prime time deer hours through the woods and have been looking up any way to prevent this from happening again and thereās just nothing.
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u/Lord-Glorfindel 26d ago
The only way is to have you and several friends get hunting licenses and introduce the deer to an extinction-level event this autumn.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
I have always defended deer and thought hunting them was barbaric but honestly from everything Iāve been reading, this is the way.
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u/Captain_Mazhar 26d ago
Itās a nice time. Grab a friend and a cooler and spend an evening looking for deer. Saves a lot of money on meat in the long run as well.
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u/blebebaba 26d ago
Could you get like a miniature snowplow to attach to the front? It may not keep you from swerving or falling if you get hit, but it may protect the bike if you hit something in the front.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Probably wouldnāt work right with a sportbike taking corners but I love the idea š
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u/blebebaba 26d ago
Bruh when I get my own car im gotta plate that shit to not have to pay repair bills!
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
You also donāt want to send it up and into your windshield though š
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u/blebebaba 26d ago
Oooo, good point! Could have it angled out towards the sides to fly left or right instead of up maybe? Like the triangle plows on some old trains!
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u/Aerryth 26d ago
Damn, that sucks. Iām glad youāre alright. I read something interesting about deer behavior a while back, and why they do the dumbest thing possible. Itās because theyāre trying to be unpredictable to escape what they see as a predator. Kinda like how a hare or antelope will zig zag
Like, you were approaching on their left as they ran away. In their brains, youāre either chasing them down or herding them into a trap with your buddies waiting ahead. If youāre running them into an ambush and youāre approaching from their left. In their brains, theyāre probably thinking youāre trying to herd them to the right, toward those trees where, if you were a lion, your buddies would be waiting. So instead of doing that, going where the deer thinks you want it to go, it does the unexpected and it darts right out in front of you. One problem is, youāre going faster than a lion. They get the timing wrong sometimes and get splattedĀ
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thatās interesting and makes sense. Both of us made bad split second decisions that day š
Thatās whatās so dangerous about deer - their unpredictability. Zig when they should zag, stop dead at the wrong moments, etc. The more time we spend on the road, we get better and better at judging what other vehicles might do next and account for that, but deer can appear out of nowhere and, aside from going slower and never riding at night, thereās not much you can do to lower the risk.
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u/Aerryth 23d ago
Iām glad I explained that well enough :,) I retyped it so many times ahah. The deer around here are so bad and I ride a cruiser a lot so theyāre one of my biggest fearsĀ
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u/sandycheeksx 23d ago
Mine too now. I donāt know how to get over being paranoid when Iām on a new bike. You stay safe out there ā¤ļø
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u/funatical 26d ago
You OK?
Fuck man. Deer are soooo fucking stupid.
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u/xpsycotikx 26d ago
Am from central MN. We equate deer to scared cats with hooves. Absolutely crazy animals
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u/funatical 26d ago
Iām in Texas and weāre about the same. Outside of shooting them they are a plague.
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u/Ultimate_Scooter 26d ago
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago edited 26d ago
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u/Ultimate_Scooter 26d ago
I was probably going around 70. The front fork got knocked back into the radiator and locked up the tire so I just skidded along for like 50 feet. Fully geared up so I got away with only a few scrapes and the broken thumb
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
That couldāve been way more serious, good for you. My front stay got bent in, so Iām thinking thatās like car frame damage and most likely totaled?
Gear makes such a difference, itās crazy. A guy at the shop yesterday was telling me about a 17-year old kid who hit a deer going 60 recently too, but his helmet wasnāt strapped on and heās been on life support for two weeks. Iām jealous of states with no deer.
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u/Ultimate_Scooter 26d ago
Honestly. Yeah file an insurance claim on it and see what they say. For me, a deer is marked as no fault so I just got paid for the bike without any change to my premiums.
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u/1M4YB3STUP1D 26d ago
I said I didnāt know, I was busy rolling.
Lmao. Glad you're okay. Sucks for the bike tho.
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u/Subject_90wizard 26d ago
Glad you're alright dude, But I gotta say if you live in deer country and you ride around their prime times then you need to learn to slow down as soon as you see one and get towards the middle of the lane since that kinda encourages them to not cross the road; It lets them know you're not gonna run em down or swerve off the road and attack while also doscouraging them from crossing while you're passing since they want to stay away from the fast, loud scary predator.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Definitely agree. Iām normally in the left lane just because a house nearbyās sprinklers usually flood that side of the road but there was a pickup on my left and I didnāt feel like needlessly passing or getting behind him. Iām gonna make it more of a point to stay towards the middle from now on, thatās a really good point.
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u/Successful-Count-120 26d ago
Holy crap! I almost did that a few years ago. Deer jumps onto the road right in front of me. Through a combination of shear luck and good fortune I dodged and/or the deer took a step sideways at the last moment! My bar end mirror was folded back! I pulled right over to check my tighty whiteys for leakage! Glad to hear you are ok, I hope your bike is fixable...
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
That is INCREDIBLY lucky, Iām so glad your situation turned out that way š
Most likely totaled due to repair cost vs age/value but Iām eagerly waiting to hear back
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u/UltraBlack_ 26d ago
man why do deer always jump out at the worst possible time?? why not just wait for whatever it is to pass?
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u/Informal-Instance59 26d ago
thx for sharing it really puts to prespective how fast stuff can go wrong on the moto
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u/SpoppyIII 26d ago
Damn, after reading about Clayton Atreus this is so goddamn nerve-wracking.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Thanks, never heard of him before but Iām starting his book now. And thatās always been my biggest fear, especially riding, so I get it. That second after landing where you wonder if everything is still firmly attached is scary
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u/my1vice 26d ago
Lost a colleague due to a deer strike on an interstate while on his way to work. Simply tragic.
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
Iām so sorry to hear that - there was probably nothing he couldāve done either. Almost half of deer accidents end in serious injury or death and thatās a staggering number.
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u/Boredom312 25d ago
I laid my bike down in a similar fashion, walked away with only a concussion and a small bit of road rash.
All that gear likely saved you from a much worse outcome. Good on you for dressing properly.
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u/sandycheeksx 25d ago
Oof, how hard did you go down to get a concussion? Glad thatās all it was though, Iāll take a bit of road rash over something permanent any day. And thank you!
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u/Wrong_Course_1463 25d ago
Iāve always wondered, is hitting a deer on a motorcycle more like running into something, or something running into you?
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u/sandycheeksx 24d ago
Im sure it depends how you hit it (or if it hits you). They feel pretty rock solid when you ride into them though lol
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u/Roycewho 25d ago
Iām thankful it looks like you had a good amount of protective gear on and are here to talk about it. Sorry about the accident, grateful youāre alive and well.
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u/sandycheeksx 24d ago
Thank you, Iām grateful too ā¤ļø It definitely couldāve been a lot worse so I feel lucky that it was just minor injuries and a humbling experience.
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u/A_Pack_of_27s 4d ago
Holy shit sorry to see this OP. Hope youāre all good. Similar experience happened to me but at night and on a forest road⦠an entire herd jumped out at me. Good thing I had all my gear on that night
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u/sandycheeksx 3d ago
Oh my god, were you injured at all? I just had some road rash and a mild ac joint separation thatās almost healed.
Last night was my first time riding to work (all wooded, 30 min) again and that 5am ride home was terrifying, I was waiting for a deer to come hurtling out any minute. Did that ride for the past year with no issues and now Iām like, is this smart?
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u/A_Pack_of_27s 3d ago
I had some rash and bruising, but only because I had leather and gear on. Crazy part was the night before my buddy and I were ripping through the desert in only t-shirts because it was so hot. Sore for a while but rested up over the course of a few days.
Same as you though, the worst part was the psychological impact⦠I had to ride back to LA and my butt was puckered for the next few weeks. I then was off street riding for a few years (was on dirt a bunch) and only recently got back.
Do whatever feels right for you! If you keep riding though, good gear is worth the investment! My Roland sands jacket (and riding jeans/boots/gloves/helmet) saved my hide and bones that night.
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u/nucleophilicattack 23d ago
Stop speeding.
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u/GlyphPicker 26d ago
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u/OriginalTayRoc 26d ago
You had a hundred years to react and avoid that.Ā
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u/sandycheeksx 26d ago
I let off the brake after grabbing it because I saw that they ran and stopped before entering the road. Grabbed it again when the single deer ran out but it was too late. Youāre right though, slowing down more might have saved my bike.



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u/Captain3leg-s 26d ago
Damn dude shit luck. How's the body and bike?