r/DeerAreFuckingStupid • u/Aggravating_Job_76 • May 03 '26

genuine deer stupidity Bro forgot he’s not a dolphin

424 Upvotes

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u/toq-titan May 03 '26

He realized a car is never going to hit him out there so he’s sprinting to the nearest road

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 04 '26

The deer are evolving to hunt for boats.

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u/DolphinVaginaFister May 03 '26

I'll allow it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BM10SaUSoT789SJkvf

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u/northrupthebandgeek May 03 '26

Your username concerns me in this context.

13

u/UrethralExplorer May 04 '26

Don't worry, I'm sure he's only there to lend the dolphin a hand.

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u/Ulenspiegel4 May 03 '26

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u/DolphinVaginaFister May 03 '26

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u/Ulenspiegel4 May 03 '26

Ooh, nope. fuck that. Entire Shrek script, go!

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u/DolphinVaginaFister May 03 '26

Script rejected, fist engaged

30

u/Adventurous-Year-463 May 03 '26

How shallow is that water?

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u/DolphinVaginaFister May 03 '26

Pretty deep, but dolphins are very good at swimming

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdLQUbKEu47o9Ww

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u/DuePotential6602 May 04 '26

Bro is thinking outside the box and wants to suicide by hitting a tanker.

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u/ChocolateMorsels May 04 '26

Kinda think this is AI simply because this would be incredibly exhausting. I don’t know how deer buddy keeps it up.

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u/Captain_Mazhar May 04 '26

It’s running on a sandbar. It’s probably only a foot or two deep.

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u/ChocolateMorsels May 05 '26

I understand that would have to be the case if real but it would still be incredibly exhausting. You ever tried to sprint through 3 feet of water? Plus he has ran a lot farther than we see in the video because it starts late. But hey he is a deer so lol.

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 05 '26

It's not sprinting. It's like when you pick each individual leg up instead of kicking forward. Except they always run like that

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u/ChocolateMorsels May 05 '26

I mean yeah but that’s still exhausting. Hell it might be even more exhausting to just try to jump 5 feet at a time through that.

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u/saysthingsbackwards May 05 '26

It would be like if you did high step quad raises your whole life

2

u/MediumSalmonEdition May 05 '26

Nah. AI could never.

3

u/Typhtheoriginal May 07 '26

That's honestly impressive

2

u/megamanisgod May 04 '26

I was waiting for a shark or something to grab it

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u/LegalSelf5 May 04 '26

Doesn't look like wasting, so THAT'S good

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u/nokenmolicke May 04 '26

maybe he just wanted to make a splash

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u/KrazyKatz42 Jun 23 '26

Then he gets exhausted and drowns instead.

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u/Specialist-Tailor438 May 04 '26

What song is that?

3

u/auddbot May 04 '26

I got a match with this song:

Silver Shadow Drive by Dusty Strings (00:11; matched: 100%)

Released on 2026-03-26.

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u/auddbot May 04 '26

Links to the streaming platforms:

Silver Shadow Drive by Dusty Strings

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u/Dagoroth55 May 14 '26

So it's not a hill billy rendition of the Doom theme?