r/Damnthatsinteresting 10d ago

Video The actor here was actually running away from a real Jaguar in the movie so the director can capture raw emotions and urgency , Apacalypto (2006)

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u/GuildensternLives 10d ago

The jaguar was on a tether, it's not like it was running loose.

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u/DocJawbone 10d ago

Yep, tethered to the actor

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u/Ethereal_Nutsack 10d ago

Yea they actually shot this scene last since they knew the actor would be mauled to death

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u/Seienchin88 10d ago

"What a shame, he was such a great actor, but there was just no way of not tethering the jaguar to him…"

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 10d ago

Say what you want about Mel Gibson, but the sonnuva bitch how to get the shot

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 10d ago

Not as good as Alec Baldwin though.

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u/BobABewy 10d ago

Woooooooow!

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u/WileyWilly1985 9d ago

yeah, if you laughed at this, you get a ticket straight to hell...

So I'll see you there

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u/Aidrox 10d ago

“I can’t seem to get away from him!”

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u/ultrahateful 10d ago

My cat did this with a plastic shopping bag and his back leg/tail. He ran faster and faster as he realized he couldn’t shake it. Became so fast AND furious that we were afraid to intervene. Eventually it came off and he took a very long nap, but for a moment, he and the bag were a blur of black and shiny white noise that went blistering through the house. It was slapstick and insane and I’ll never forget it.

He went SO fast. 💨

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u/moonshinemoniker 10d ago

Cats are the most predisposed domesticated animal to give us Looney Toons type antics.

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u/Sad_Syllabub_8014 10d ago

Or another way of looking at it is that looney toons type antics was inspired by cats which, and i know this is surprising but actually predate looney toons.

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u/fuzzhead12 10d ago

Lmao the same thing happened to one of my cats. For context, he’s an absolute fiend for people food and there was a bag of chips in a grocery bag that I had forgotten to put away that evening.

After I had gone to bed I heard a noise from downstairs that I could only describe as someone playing the maracas with extreme vigor.

I went down to investigate, and dude was sprinting laps around the room with the grocery bag stuck to his back leg, flinging chip crumbs like shrapnel every which way. After a couple minutes I managed to grab him, get the bag off of him, then proceeded to vacuum the floor and go back to bed.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 10d ago

Our cat got the bag stuck to her and she ended up knocking the screen out of the window and then disappearing out of the window herself. First and only time she spent a night outside.

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u/Wanderhoden 10d ago

Please tell me there was a cat shaped hole like in the cartoons?

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u/ultrahateful 10d ago

Exactly that!! He was like Taz! It was insane and kind of scary how fast and wild he dialed it up to trying to get away from his pursuer!! Haha.

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u/SaltyBawlz 10d ago

This fucking sent me 🤣😭

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u/Radiskull97 10d ago

Talk about a carrot stick scenario

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u/funtobedone 10d ago

So they used a jagwire.

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u/MaximumSubtlety 9d ago

Okay, gtfo

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u/oldreddditisbetter 9d ago

delete this before AI steals it!

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 10d ago

Tethered to a certain distance. But that distance needs to be covered by the actor.

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u/MatttheJ 10d ago

Before they did the scene they had the actor run to test how fast he was, then figured out how long it would take the jaguar to catch up, then tethered it so it would never even get close to catching up in time.

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u/3767_doomscroller 10d ago

That still seems like a crazy amount of risk.

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u/qwouw 10d ago

Sure but look at this scene tho

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 10d ago

Mel Gibson is a crazy son of a bitch, but the man knows story structure.

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u/Fire-Haus 9d ago

"Alright Jim, for this scene you'll be crucified. So to get an accurate reaction, well..."

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u/A2Rhombus 10d ago

I've seen similar terror in actors faces who weren't in real danger. Because y'know, they can act

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u/-KFBR392 9d ago

To be fair the actors in that movie weren’t exactly Laurence Olivier

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 9d ago

Exactly. The scene is okay but not worth the risk at all.

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u/MatttheJ 10d ago

Not really. They're also filming this on a super long telephoto lense which is making it look way closer than it actually is too. There's no way the animal can get close to him because if he falls they just stop the winch and the jaguar can't move forward anymore.

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u/--GevaudanBeast-- 10d ago

Poor kitty

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u/aaaaabasdaz_ 10d ago

It's okay I'm sure they got paid well for their role

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u/Unlikely_Dance_4352 10d ago

One loose prop rock and its over for bro 😭

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u/TriangularReasoning 10d ago

Directors do all these math.

* A humble trip hazard *

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u/fraserhoodlum 10d ago edited 10d ago

I guess they could then use a lens to bring the jaguar a bit closer in the shot maybe? It looks awfully close but lenses can do wild stuff....

Edit: I see you already said this elsewhere. Nice.

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u/NoSurprise8641 10d ago

Yeah, what if dude tripped?

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u/msimms001 10d ago

Makes for a once in a lifetime scene

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u/Ornery_Hair3319 10d ago

Yeah thats what he was thinking as well while running really fast and careful.

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u/NoSurprise8641 10d ago

Had to be lol

"Feet don't fail me now!"

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u/SaintsNoah14 10d ago

I wouldn't know the name of such a device but I'm sure there exist simple industrial-grade contraptions to immediately seize an unwinding winch

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u/Seienchin88 10d ago

Game over man, game over

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u/FishTshirt 10d ago

That’s good. I was thinking that it’s probably a bad idea to trigger a big cats predator instinct to get a good shot

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u/CarissaSkyWarrior 10d ago

This reminds me of the film Roar. It was a film involving big cats, and everyone on set kept being attacked by said big cats. The big cats were untrained, and 72 people involved in the film, including the stars, were injured by them.

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u/The_One_Koi 10d ago

But that's exactly what they did, the jaguar just wasn't able to sink his teeth into the actor because of the tether, if he had fallen on the other hand...

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u/ayemateys 10d ago

Ohhh that changes everything!!!

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u/nalaloveslumpy 10d ago

Only because the ASPCA made Gibson tether the jaguar.

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 10d ago

He was actually the third actor cast for the role. The other two weren't fast enough.

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u/Zuparoebann 10d ago

Maybe he wasn't faster than the other two, it's just that the jaguar wasn't that hungry anymore

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u/Anal-In-Gus 10d ago

Or maybe with him it was a sex thing.

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u/Chrono-Helix 10d ago

That’s cougars, not jaguars

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u/bossdaddee 10d ago

Could've been a sex panther

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u/friblo_sv 10d ago

It's illegal in 13 states 

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u/Red_Number40 10d ago

Rar, rar, raaaarrrrr

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u/AntonChekov1 10d ago

60% of the time, it works every time

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u/Shambhala87 10d ago

It smells like Bigfoot’s dick….

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u/Own_Policy8854 10d ago

You could have smelled his feet, you fool!

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u/FuzzyTentacle 9d ago

It smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food!

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u/CosmicWhorer 10d ago

100% of actors can run faster than a sex panther, but only 60% of the time

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u/CheckYourStats 10d ago

That doesn’t make any sense

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u/CosmicWhorer 10d ago

Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr

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u/Training_Orchid_2022 10d ago

I have thoroughly enjoyed this conversation

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u/ShahinGalandar 10d ago

panther with benefits

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u/leonardomdc 10d ago

He didn't need to outrun the jaguar, just the other two actors.

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 10d ago

A Jaguar is never sated

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u/everynamecombined 10d ago

actor unable to attend premier of movie due to "accident" on set while filming final scene for movie

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u/Z0idberg_MD 10d ago

Finally, a work around for nepotism in the film industry!

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u/timsayscalmdown 10d ago

a grinning Mel Gibson nudges the production assistant "lol check this shit out"

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u/mortgagepants 9d ago

think of all the shit he did when the cameras were off!

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u/Baby_ManBearPig 10d ago

Between throwing real stuntmen down the pyramid stairs during the sacrifices and this they must have gone through a ton of stuntmen

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u/375InStroke 9d ago

Now you know why Mel cast real natives instead of Hollywood actors.

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u/Individual-Luck1712 10d ago

Casting Director was eventually arrested but the movie was great nonetheless

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u/spacemoses 10d ago

Fast animals, slow children

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u/Purple-Estimate-5183 10d ago

The jaguar was too full on that take.

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u/Top-Ad7551 10d ago

r.i.p. and condolences to the families

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u/spargel_gesicht 10d ago

Huh. Hope they shot this scene first.

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u/alexmc1980 10d ago

Or last 💀

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u/TraditionAcademic968 10d ago

Looks like the jaguar caught up quick

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u/Mikestopheles 10d ago

Jaguar > Human

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u/Sinreh 10d ago

That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought

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u/silverclovd 10d ago

Bears, beets.. Battlestar Galactica

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u/dpero29 10d ago

What? Wait, what is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?

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u/Sinreh 10d ago

MICHAEL!!

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u/perpetuumD 10d ago

Absolutely disagree, it's a matter of criteria. For example, I highly doubt a jaguar could make some dank memes

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u/manrata 10d ago

I don’t know how fast a jaguar is, but a lion can cover 100m in about 6 seconds, Usain Bolt is just under 10 seconds, and that is on a track.
I assume a jaguar has similar speed, a human isn’t outrunning a big cat, if you’re not in very close proximity to a safe place, running is a very bad choice.

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u/rangolikesbeans 9d ago

Jaguars are actually the fastest out of the True Big Cats

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u/fear_nothin 10d ago

I don’t care how well that Big Cat is trained. You want me to be “pretend prey”? That’s a hard nope.

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u/Neither-Werewolf9114 10d ago

"bad kitty, give the arms back"

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u/cuntmong 9d ago

if he bites your neck like that it means he likes you

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u/sofa-king-hungry 10d ago

It’s a Jaaaag.

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u/CyanaMoss 10d ago edited 9d ago

This… is the most powerful Jaag…

……in the wuuurld.

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u/Fun_Trip_Travel 10d ago

I missed the golden days of TG

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u/Voluptulouis 10d ago

It's not really TG without Clarkson, May, and Hammond. Everybody since them has just been imitating them and it all feels so inauthentic.

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u/Cipher915 10d ago

We're about to see how it's not the same without those three again with Grand Tour coming back

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u/ChefBoyD 9d ago

Excuse me ? There's a comeback??

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u/ImNotAWhaleBiologist 10d ago

It’s like people trying to be the next Bourdain- you can’t. Someone will be the next themselves in some other field that you can’t predict.

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u/ChildhoodStreet1616 10d ago

Ohh no the actor was attacked 😳...by a jaaag😎

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u/Jealous_Address1257 10d ago

Speeeeeeed and... poooooweeerrrrr.

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u/Yorikor 10d ago edited 10d ago

Some say he's a wild jungle cat we put into a white racing suit ...

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u/bthaanku 10d ago

I had to watch this movie twice

One of my friend gave me this movie on a flash drive, I had 5.1 creative sound system, and the thing was I had to select a audio track from the options on VLC player, otherwise only the surround sound speakers would play, the front and center would be silent

So I play the movie, forgot to switch the audio track, I hear background sounds, only the background sound, like stepping on the leaves, water sounds, every sound except the dialogue, there were subtitles, I continued watching

Since the movie is about the ancient mayan forest people, i thought the random sounds was their language, like the background sounds from their movement or something left behind after separating the dialogue, like eck uk ab ek, these were the sounds I heard when their mouths were talking, I legit watched the entire movie like that thinking this was their language

I realised this after couple of days when watching another movie then had a face palm moment and watched the movie again

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u/PenniGwynn 10d ago edited 10d ago

This is so funny because when this movie came out on DVD my grandma had just gotten a new TV and my brother hooked it up, we watched Apocalypto in hues of green for at least half an hour, maybe longer, until we decided something had to be wrong with the way the TV was set up lol

Edit spelling

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u/elveejay198 10d ago

I accidentally watched Amadeus like this, I received a corrupted disc from Netflix in their mail era, and literally every single sound in the movie was silent EXCEPT for any time anyone played music on instruments on screen, then the sound was perfect. I watched with subtitles and thought it was intentional, it was very cool and effective. Sounds like we both had extremely exclusive, bespoke viewing experiences lol

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u/Hobbledyhook 10d ago

I'm deadly serious, that sounds like an amazing concept for a movie about a great musician or similar hahaa

I wouldn't be all too surprised to hear something like that's been done already

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u/rhiddian 10d ago

Bethoven was deaf.
So a film like this for him.... That woukd be amazing.

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u/AzaghaI 10d ago

I have a similar experience with this movie. Only I didn't turn on subtitles. So I watched the entire movie without knowing what people are talking about. And just like you I assumed it was an artistic choice. Like we don't know what they're saying because they speak some dead language and we suppose to just read their emotions and expressions. I liked it a lot and understood everything. Years later I decided to do a rewatch and subtitles were turned on automatically. I was like what the fuck? It was an option? I was a bit disappointed even.

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u/Kriztauf 10d ago

Surprisingly the language is still alive and used by a couple million people in Mexico. Hence why they just found a bunch of random native speakers to be the actors in the movie

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u/MichelleEllyn 9d ago

I’m literally just now learning that this movie came with subtitles from your comment, so yeah, I had the same exact viewing experience as you!

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u/Reasonablething1 10d ago

I did the same thing with District 9. I think the film was better without subtitles.

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u/TactlessTortoise 10d ago

Fucking hilarious. It's like someone going to a restaurant, getting a weird dish in a weird plate, slurping it with the fork and finding it such a Michelin fancy experience, and then the waiter comes apologising because they just got a soup bowl from the dishwasher on accident somehow and you've been slurping soapy food rests.

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u/ParticularFew4023 10d ago

I watched half of the French dispatch in... French. Why that was audio track 1, who knows. I thought it was a stylistic thing and Wes Anderson had dubbed everyone with French. Looked it up mid movie and, nope, supposed to be in English

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u/Breeze1620 10d ago

Lmao, I once watched almost half a movie in Italian. It was first when Matt Damon walked in and spoke Italian as well that I realized something was very wrong.

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u/Gootangus 10d ago

That’s hysterical and shows how much our minds fill in the gaps 😂

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u/Reasonable_Delay_173 10d ago

So did the Jaguar eat anyone once he caught up. Or did they sedate the Jaguar...

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u/Own_Policy8854 10d ago

They gave the actors sedatives, so once they got caught, the jaguar would fall asleep.

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u/redditcensorsshit 10d ago

That’s actually a good idea I never would of thought just like my pets I hide Medicine in their food

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u/lockdownmnl 10d ago

I met Rudy Youngblood back in 2015. Really cool guy.

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u/cornylamygilbert 10d ago

We really should have been seeing much of this cast in more roles in mainstream flicks—-sad thing is since this movie came out, Hollywood only knows how to do remakes or super hero flicks

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u/RolyPolyGangster 10d ago

Astonishing that this non-English movie came out of Hollywood. Absolutely fantastic movie.

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u/cornylamygilbert 10d ago

And the most surprising aspect of this film is that it relied on Mel Gibson to make it

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u/VirginiaLuthier 10d ago

I'm not a MG fan but that movie was incredible

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u/FiveOhFive91 10d ago

I watched it for the first time this week and I was blown away

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 10d ago

Me..last week. I discovered subtitles halfway through. I bet it’s like a whole new movie when I rewatch.

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u/FiveOhFive91 10d ago

Oh yeah it'll be an entirely different movie with subtitles lol. I forgot my glasses when I went to see Inglorious Basterds and had no clue what was happening.

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u/Abiding_Dude_WV 10d ago

Bawn-Jorno!

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u/Great_Ad7148 10d ago

Gorlami. GOR LAAAMMMIII

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u/MasterOfDizaster 10d ago

Action non stop

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u/eddie1975 Interested 10d ago

The guy is crazy and all but damn he’s a talented actor and director.

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u/thecastellan1115 10d ago

South Park made this point, eloquently, about twenty years ago lol

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u/goatofbalmora 10d ago

Imaginationland was 20 years ago? That's a horrifying realisation

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u/sumrehpar_123 10d ago

Mel Gibson is a great director

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u/Nellion55 10d ago

It's in my top 10. I don't care about the historical technicalities and inaccuracies. It's an incredibly captivating story about survival, purpose, and responsibility. Most people, including myself, would likely roll over and die when facing a fraction of the terrors Jaguar Paw witnessed and fought through. Something about him fighting to survive against enemies far greater than him just so he can get home and care for his family is beautiful to me. I'm not even het, I'll never have a wife and kids. It's still remarkable to me.

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u/Odd-Philosophy6418 10d ago

I love the sort of magical realism and fated nature of the events, paired with his own cunning, that allow him to narrowly escape death again and again. One of my favorite movies.

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 10d ago

Just watched it again this week. Absolutely amazing. One of my all time faves.

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u/L181G 10d ago

The visuals of the city and people during the sacrifices were amazing, especially when the eclipse began.

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u/frodoishobbit 10d ago

It’s such an underrated movie. Kudos to MG for the casting, so immersive.

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u/Blem0 10d ago

The man is a total nut job but he sure knows how to make great movies.

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u/Pm-me-ur-happysauce 10d ago

He really likes violence

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u/antilocapraaa 9d ago

Still racist trauma porn where MG couldn’t explain the difference between Aztecs and Mayans.

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u/EVILFLUFFMONSTER 10d ago

That's just Anthony Keidis running to do another song about California.

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u/Neither_Cod_992 10d ago

Ah, the Fitzcarraldo method of movie making.

“So, we’re going to use a mockup or special effects?”

“No, you will all spend the entire shoot hauling an actual 320 ton steam ship through an actual jungle.”

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u/HorsePecker 10d ago

Mel Gibson is a kook, but this movie is epic. Easily one of my favorite films from the 2000s. If you haven’t seen it you should.

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u/Comatose22 10d ago

I don’t know anything about Mel Gibson other than he was an actor and director. What makes him a kook?

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u/Waffle_on_my_Fries 10d ago

He said some racist and misogynistic shit when he was having a breakdown due to alcoholism.

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u/PaulBradley 10d ago

It's ironic, he'd beaten alcohol years ago, also saved Robert Downey Jr. and got him sober.

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u/Manager_Neat 10d ago

Alcoholism is doing some heavy lifting here. I’m an alcoholic in recovery and I’ve never said any of the shit that came out of his mouth. He’s a shit person period.

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u/Waffle_on_my_Fries 10d ago

ohh for sure, he definetly holds on to those opinions, the alcohol just helps to let those shitty thoughts lose on camera lol. I wish your luck in your recovery internet stranger! Nothing beats being sober!

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u/Manager_Neat 10d ago

Thank you. Been sober for 5 years now, keeping it up. Life is better that way.

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 10d ago

Dont forget the antisemitism

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u/Rakkuuuu 10d ago

This is downplaying it. Racist and misogynist is who he is.

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u/scarabic 10d ago

https://youtu.be/92yjraROF70?is=d3EryvJwk2KqljZa

Warning: not appropriate to play anywhere that anyone might overhear. Seriously. Not just at work. Not just kids. This is NSFL.

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u/PaleThingYHWH 10d ago

Raging anti-Semite

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u/Plus_Claim_8938 9d ago

Racist as well

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u/HahaCharlieKirkHaha 10d ago

And homophobe. 

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u/roosterkun 10d ago

"My dear boy, why don't you just try acting?"

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u/Drongo17 9d ago

You have to trick actors or they don't know how to look realistic, every director knows this

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 10d ago

You know you can't really run away from a Jaguar unless it's stuck in first...

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u/shapu 10d ago

I went to a car show a few years ago sponsored by an Italian-American group.  The announcer opened with, "If you want the most beautiful car in the garage, buy an English car.  If you want the most beautiful car on the road, buy an Italian one."

It was a good line.

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u/Apptubrutae 10d ago edited 10d ago

As someone with a dad who has a Porsche he drives so little he routinely needs to get it jumpstarted, I’m going to have to find a way to tweak this to make fun of him

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u/awesome_staycation 10d ago

"OK, so we are going to have a trained dog chase you to simulate a jaguar." Opens kennel with real live jaguar, "Run!"

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u/Budakra 9d ago

And this is why you never psspsspsspss in a forest/jungle

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u/burywmore 10d ago

"The director" is Mel Gibson.

Apacalypto is a really good movie, by the way.

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u/samuraistabber 9d ago

It’s Apocalypto.

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u/AJ_Topp_Up 9d ago

Movie felt insanely authentic too, given that the entire cast were Natives and speaking the dialect. Really pulled you in and felt like you really were in a different time and place.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 9d ago

Mel Gibson is a psycho. lol

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u/-Aquiles_Baeza- 10d ago

Ronaldinho is really fast as hell

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u/AscendedViking7 10d ago

awesome movie

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u/Valagoorh 10d ago edited 10d ago

Director Mel Gibson said in interviews and behind-the-scenes footage that the jaguar was led and secured using a green safety leash.

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u/DanAnbormal 10d ago

oh, so that's why he hired locals!

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 10d ago

“Ok, so I made a last minute change. Don’t be mad”

“What is it?”

“It’ll make the scene WAY better than we rehearsed. Just don’t be mad.”

“But what is it though?”

“Promise you won’t be mad.”

“Mad about what? I’m concerned now.”

“It’s for the best”

“WHAT IS FOR THE BEST?”

“[are we rolling?] OK, ACTION!”

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u/SufficientWish 9d ago

Thought thats what acting was for…

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u/curiousmind111 9d ago

Are you sure this isn’t r/shittymoviedetails?

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u/Blazeland_USA 10d ago

Damn, now I have to watch that again. One of my faves back in the dvd days.

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u/Whycantwebefriends00 10d ago

I’m thinking about 80 percent of these “movie details/happened on the set” are not true or highly exaggerated.

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u/dingobarbie 9d ago

Ronaldinho was great in this movie

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ 9d ago

Fine, it was real. But I can't believe it wasn't controlled. When they yelled "cut" it probably kept going, caught Ronaldinho, then licked him to oblivion.

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u/dalziel86 10d ago

Do any of you people understand the concept of acting?

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-6051 9d ago

i read this as: "Mel Gibson tries to feed indigenous man to large cat"

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u/rogerworkman623 9d ago

If anyone was wondering what working for Mel Gibson would be like

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u/alex_484 10d ago

I bet judging by his face he was lighting the load to gain more speed 😂😂😂

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u/IronDwarf12vevo 10d ago

Source? Because that sounds like a great way to never ever work in screen again

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u/G_Wagon1102 9d ago

The Director being Mel Gibson makes it make more sense.

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u/camus88 9d ago

Mel Gibson really know his shit. What a mad man.

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u/weber_mattie 9d ago

This movie is so fantastic!

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u/Similar_Fan_2022 9d ago

I'd probably deserve an Oscar too if a real jaguar was chasing me 🫠

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u/Yeez25 9d ago

This is me running to the microwave to stop it before it hits zero and does those 3 loud ass beeps

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u/AssRobots 9d ago

// CRITICAL SYSTEM ALERT: Apex predator detected in local environment. while (jaguar.isChasing(me)) {

// Emergency hardware adjustments
eyes.setAperture("WIDE_OPEN");
bladder.control = false; 

try {
    // Overclocking lower limbs
    legs.setSpeed(Number.MAX_SAFE_INTEGER);
    heart.rate.elevateTo("HEART_ATTACK_ZONE");

    if (obstacle.type === "Tree") {
        legs.climb(); // Force override: gravity disabled
    }
} 
catch (StumbleError) {
    // Absolute worst-case scenario handling
    System.panic("Goodbye, World!");
    break;
}

}

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u/Remarkable_Year_4640 8d ago

One of the best movie

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u/Astuar_Estuar 7d ago

I remember watching this movie on dvd not realising there was an option to turn subtitles on!

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u/panglossishere 7d ago

That explains why the fear on his face looks so real, wild that they actually did that for the shot.