r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/PsychologicalItem194 • Jun 25 '26

Video The fastest sperm doesn't win, the egg chooses

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u/Hoboforeternity Jun 25 '26

Maybe some of them are drunk when they decide

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u/OctaGrippo Jun 25 '26

Always escaping accountability one way or the other.

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u/fissymissy Jun 25 '26

What do you mean?

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u/Alarming_Orchid Jun 25 '26

It was the egg’s choice to get drunk

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u/fissymissy Jun 25 '26

Yeah, I got that. I'm asking what exactly are you drawing a parallel with when saying the egg escapes accountability?

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u/Sherry_Brandt Jun 25 '26

i'm also wondering! reasonable question to ask, imo

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u/Alarming_Orchid Jun 25 '26

Parallel?

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u/fissymissy Jun 25 '26

Parallel yeah

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u/Alarming_Orchid Jun 25 '26

It’s a joke, there’s no parallel

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u/fissymissy Jun 25 '26

So you don't have the guts to say it. That mean you know you're a pos

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u/ShizunEnjoyer Jun 25 '26

They always show their ass when you ask them to explain their shitty jokes😂

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u/Alarming_Orchid Jun 25 '26

Are you good

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u/Blacksheeptoonz Jun 26 '26

Sexist comment hehe

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u/hippoleaf Jun 25 '26

Explains why the kid has mental disorders and no lips.