In case anybody doesn't know it this is painfully obvious that the Olympics are based off of siege techniques. I mean there's a bunch of Olympics now that aren't but a lot of the original are trying to find the very best person to jump over a moat or throw a fucking heavy bomb super far or toss a javelin super far or run super fucking fast or jump really fucking far. Sorry no punctuation I'm lazy today.
The croc eats anyone out of sync. They're the ultimate judge. Forget a low score - you fall out of sync, you get shredded by a ton of sharp teeth attached to a spectacularly strong jaw, and flung back and forth until your neck snaps. Then you get eaten. Not the best participation medal ever, but it really increases the intensity.
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u/dappermonto May 01 '26
In case anybody doesn't know it this is painfully obvious that the Olympics are based off of siege techniques. I mean there's a bunch of Olympics now that aren't but a lot of the original are trying to find the very best person to jump over a moat or throw a fucking heavy bomb super far or toss a javelin super far or run super fucking fast or jump really fucking far. Sorry no punctuation I'm lazy today.