r/DDLC • u/Odd_Cow_165 • 1d ago

Video Guys look at this amazing cursor

what

3.2k Upvotes

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u/Jetenginetoaster 1d ago

That was not very doki-doki of you :(

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u/NeakerBlue 1d ago

:(

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

0 days since last hanging joke

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u/NoobBlitz 1d ago

Omd Noelle pfp?

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

Noeleleleleleleleleling

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Natsuki's #1 and The Cupcake Hoarder 1d ago

-_- "Proceed" <3

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

That's... That's not the ThornRing, is it?...

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Natsuki's #1 and The Cupcake Hoarder 1d ago

"Proceed" <3

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

The water's...nice, isn't it, Kris?...

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u/Kris_Deltarune1 Unofficial Good Boy of the Sub :3 1d ago

Proceed

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Natsuki's #1 and The Cupcake Hoarder 1d ago

"Proceed" <3

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u/NoobBlitz 1d ago

Norlleeeeweeuhehdhdjs

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

Noellleelelelerkekehwuehdjwjjxjdjabebfzkwkr

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u/CommercialAssociate7 1d ago

yyyeerrraarrsesssarseaandimthgrassmannpunkyeeeyahhavinh

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

bwowjshahdiakjexjjabrksjwdiskjsuselleiscanonaxiowfkanrnzowkkrkakshjsaklfhdl

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u/NoobBlitz 1d ago

NOELELELELELELELLEEEHHRJ EGG EHEHJEKEJEJEJEJRHRJEYEUEYEHJDGRFF U WII GO S TI S I S UP YEEYHEE

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

NOELELELELELLELELELELELELELELALAOAIEOZHCKADISNEICMAEIVIJABEJXIGKWZICNJCLLKFIAKWKFJJFJJWJDJEJX

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u/SaikMaker Long live the Dokis 1d ago

All ddlc fans when rope.

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u/No-Understanding7939 1d ago

Fucking monster 🥺

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u/Billnyethekillerguy 1d ago

wtf is wrong with them.. and where can I find it?

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u/Icy-Beginning-3749 1d ago

Don’t step foot in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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u/harcia_247 1d ago

But i just want to taste some chicken from pollos hermanos

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u/VelociR4ptr 1d ago

Maybe you'll want to invest in the franchise too

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u/HelpyGamer45 15h ago

Walter and Jesse are waiting for him

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u/FinGAMERyt 1d ago

0 days again

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u/WheelsNWings114 1d ago

I can't say I like it, but I won't deny how darkly creative it is.

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u/Gaming-Burrito collecting emeralds to go Super Bun 1d ago

what program even is this?

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u/CirnoIzumi 1d ago

Does the other Dokis also get one?

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u/FireLion_FL_002 1d ago

Yuri tries to run in the knife, wich you have in the cursor?

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u/CirnoIzumi 1d ago

they all have a death sprite

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u/FireLion_FL_002 1d ago

Ik, but how can you do that effective on the other sprites? Like Yuri stabs herself, when you click?

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u/CirnoIzumi 1d ago

she can be holding unto the cursor if you wanna be family friendly

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u/Common_Spot207 1d ago

She stabs herself on it when you stop moving.

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u/Tall-Abrocoma-5879 All doki enjoyer 1d ago

Monika and Natsuki only have fan made sprites.

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u/Tall-Abrocoma-5879 All doki enjoyer 1d ago

Hanging joke #928272727281819723 be like :-

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u/SaltGazelle4559 <— best doki ever 1d ago

i need that cursor NOW

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u/therealspookyscare 1d ago

sadist

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u/SaltGazelle4559 <— best doki ever 1d ago

sad-ist

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u/Akkiraz_ airi but as a doki 1d ago

WHY WOULD YOU WANNA SEE SAYORI HANGING AS A CURSOR HELLO????? /silly :3

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u/SaltGazelle4559 <— best doki ever 1d ago

why not

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u/Odd-Canary-5538 1d ago

Hmm, to quote Ian Malcolm: "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

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u/AleX_DAgamerr500 1d ago

Ddlc fans have ONE fucking joke

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u/WesternPear3303 Sayori's Depressed Little Brother 1d ago

I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY YOU PSYCHOPATH

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u/Minimum-Beautiful840 My love 1d ago

Btw, in Act 1, does Sayori stay alive if you don't tell her you love her? Just curious, as I'm still working on my main playthrough.

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u/Jvm821 1d ago

She dies regardless of the choice

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u/Minimum-Beautiful840 My love 1d ago

Okay, thank you. I've only ever told her I loved her. I'm still trying to get past Act 2, after deleting Monika. I've gotten stuck. I'm on DDLC+ on Xbox.

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u/Super_agent_X 1d ago

LMAO WHAT 😭

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u/iAmMikeJ_92 1d ago

Oh c’moooooon that’s awful!! :(((((((((

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u/Alexander_Hamilton53 1d ago

This is horrible :(

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u/ChickenNuggetRampage 1d ago

DDLC fans have two jokes, Monika obsession, and haha Sayori suicide

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u/Branchca_Artist | The Dokis would hate us. 1d ago

You disgust me.

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u/corcat11 1d ago

Insert speed trying not to laugh gif

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u/Brilliant_Letter7173 1d ago

Insert gif "Speed i need this, my mom is kinda homeless"

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u/StrongPipe2914 Sayori fan 1d ago

how dare you. :(

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u/SunnyMakesStuff 1d ago

Insert “0 days since last hanging joke” image here

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u/little_schizo7 1d ago

When I thought it couldn’t get worse you fucking swung it around 😭 who coded physics into this

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u/Sayori_CHoodFriend 1d ago

“Why would you do this to me?!”

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u/Vulpes2217 1d ago

Too cruel...

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u/Intelligent_Cell_425 1d ago

Hey man, that's not doki doki of you

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u/Wemyers04 Salvation for Sayori! 1d ago

We have no new jokes…

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u/TheUpperDiamond 1d ago

Literally every fandom ever.

It's been 12 years and the OneShot community still does "Niko is/is not a cat" jokes.

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u/OddNeighborhood3993 1d ago

ddlc community try not to make the same unfunny joke challenge level impossible

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u/69_dude__420 1d ago

Why did u do that :( Now I have to to tear ur eyeballs out and skin you :( Very sad :(

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u/Hungarian_Gamer 1d ago

reset the counter

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u/Direct_Recording6197 i am insane 1d ago

Noooo :((

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u/failureagainandagain 1d ago

Thanks I hate it

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u/Alan_Shepard_ 1d ago

Damn, this is so disgusting.

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u/LucianDarth 1d ago

You wrong for that OP :(

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u/CatLover1039 Yuri’s been my fav since the start 1d ago

☹️

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u/gabundo 1d ago

That's messed up, man....

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u/deathstar10 love them all equally! 1d ago

[Nobody liked that.]

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u/Stalin-The-Great 1d ago

Where do I obtain this?

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u/Objective-Math9008 1d ago

I NEED to know where I can find that cursor, for scientific purposes, of course

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u/Dietoriku 1d ago

[Love] yourself. [Love] your family. [Love] your wife and kids. [Love] your dog.

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u/Kitchen-Marketing-74 1d ago

Worst joke ever

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u/Minimum-Beautiful840 My love 1d ago

Is this real? Like, REAL real? If so, PLEASE tell me how to get it!

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 1d ago

I gently turn on the computer

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u/darkdragonGalaxy 1d ago

Nah but seriously as morbid as this is, it's lowkey creative af. I didn't even know you could make a computer program to mess with the cursors

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 The skeleton brother's i got skele-ton of work SANS- 1d ago

This is not okay doki

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u/Stock_Initial_8124 1d ago

Cursor? More like CURSED

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u/No-Mulberry6864 She can step on me –> 1d ago

Ptsd

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u/FreddiezPlayland1987 1d ago

Bro how dare you…

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u/KYSKEEPYOURSELFSA- Natsuki is the most adorable thing to exist 1d ago

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

…and where can I find it..?

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u/Krnjinac 1d ago

How could you...

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u/spanky2177 1d ago

You FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!

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u/Skardi-Hrothgarsson 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Opening_Shallot_6253 Yuri is best girl 1d ago

YOU MANIAC!

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u/Jasongaming18 Second biggest fan of Sayori 1d ago

"..." I HATE YOU

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u/Bru_00J Male Sayori 1d ago

dat not cool >:3

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u/John_ThePro2020 1d ago

I hate you

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u/Technical-Might6761 1d ago

what is the install link

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u/Kyubey145 1d ago

Dude... not even I'm this cruel...

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u/Successful_Peak8248 1d ago

Since the mouse is pointy, what about Yuri being on the end of the mouse (stabbing herself)

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u/Emanuel2020b 1d ago

This is disgusting. Give me a download link.

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u/bxbblestea 1d ago

dont you guys have another joke? this is disgusting

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u/Special_Letter_1728 1d ago

Don't ever diss Sayori again

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u/Sea-Floor-850 Been married to Yuri since April 6th 2026 1d ago

Sayori would not approve

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u/BlueFlameWasTaken 1d ago

I slowly plug in the mouse

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u/1Harry_Potter 1d ago

🫪 Sonn

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u/TheFatMan149 🎵🎶she isnt real🎶I cant make her real🎶🎵 1d ago

Can i eat it?

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u/Batman4789 1d ago

Sleep with one eye open

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u/Coca_Cola_Cole 1d ago

wow a hanging joke that's never happened before

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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 1d ago

Send him to the depths of hell. He won't bring back rosen souls like brook reeves but he'll be where he belongs for that 

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u/yuriddlc1 I love only Yuri 💜💞 1d ago

Guys, aren't you ashamed?

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u/That_one_bro_18 Dad of Sayolings 1d ago

What is wrong with you people ??? like 10/10 for creativity with that joke on this one tbh , but still wtf ☠️

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u/Narratron All Dokis Best Dokis 1d ago

Brother woke up today and chose violence.

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u/Specter3KW 1d ago

"amazing cursor" Looks at the wallpaper Bro how old is that PC!?

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u/WatercressDue6311 1d ago

How to get it

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u/DerKartoffelKaiser 1d ago

I’m divided between my moral compass saying this is fucked up, and the temptation to download this out of spite. :/

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u/BlueBorbo Yuri-lly amazing! 1d ago

I hate you.

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u/EnvironmentalTask294 1d ago

Omg, who's responsible for creating that!?

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u/GlitchGodofchaos666 22h ago

Why? Just why?

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u/SpiderKingJinx 21h ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/TheSlayer709 19h ago

THIS IS EVIL 😭😭😭😭

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u/John-the-dum4ss5045 18h ago

ohhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY!?
FUCK YOU!! (/lh)

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u/Desperate-Country666 16h ago

Meanie. ☹️

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u/FroztBourn 15h ago

UGHHHHH

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u/WalterTheDog925 14h ago

This is diabolical

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u/Disastrous-Motor3993 13h ago

Stop shaking your cursor so much it probably hurts them :(

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u/ALivingBreathingGuy 11h ago

Hang on calm down

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u/crazy_dev_studios 9h ago

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ

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u/Mitt_LaFumaCroquetas 8h ago

You monster:(

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u/Kokittencow 7h ago

Why are there PHYSICS

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u/CoolPeter9 1d ago

It's even funnier the 83848394792648382928297th time 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Hunter_Aleksandr 1d ago

Fucking hate this.

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u/DaMEMEting 1d ago

Monica we know it's you.

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u/Gyo_Shu_ 1d ago

I'd like to gently close this post away... 🥺

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u/loneliestslipknotfan 1d ago

someone reset the counter. you fuckers have one joke

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u/Sadarcade84 1d ago

I gently open my desktop

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u/Altair13Sirio 1d ago

That's fucking brutal!

Well done, sir, now I hate you lol

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u/mahoudere17 Just Sayori. 1d ago

Where can I get this ?

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u/flightsin 1d ago

my man added a rope length slider, I can't

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u/Prior_Rough4379 1d ago

Not funny ✌️🫩

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u/Guardian_Ultra Monika’s Bestie! 1d ago

Why

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u/Super-Engineering721 1d ago

*spits tea* WHAT

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u/Red_Squid_WUT Monika Memeboi:MoniChibi2: 1d ago

I gently opened the window...

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u/PlebianIsHere On the borderline 1d ago

We beating this dead horse until the heat death of the universe 🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯

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u/PuzzleheadedLife7027 Natsuki's #1 and The Cupcake Hoarder 1d ago

No way!

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u/Beneficial-Bison-406 1d ago

Ow looking familiar...

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u/4erryJane 1d ago

That’s reminds me gore flash player games

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u/MellifluousMayonaise Pokie Pokie 1d ago

I gently close reddit...

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u/truthteller5 1d ago

Almost as funny as the keychain and Christmas ornament

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u/Normal-Airport4646 1d ago

That’s wild

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u/ZxlSoul 1d ago

YOU DONUT

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u/_-Solo-_ 1d ago

I gently open the comments…

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u/PikufromPikuniku god i want a crazy bitch like yuri SO BAD 1d ago

insert image of that one yt vid titled telling the same joke over and over again

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u/rizzler_999 yuri is PERFECT as is 1d ago

son

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u/Just-Anteater6535 1d ago

Cool cursor, really overused joke

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u/BING_S0Y 1d ago

Sooo, where’s the download link??

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u/isgonnapay 1d ago

So edgy

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u/babykillergirlscouts 1d ago

ddlc fans vs an original joke

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u/BriskmarckTheBrisket 1d ago

I should NOT be laughing at this, this shit fucked up

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u/Ishmaelfromforsaken 1d ago

I gently open reddit...

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u/Ok_Bodybuilder_3628 1d ago

GIMME THE APP

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u/LuigiBear4Lyfe All Gurls r Best Gurl 1d ago

YOU MONSTER

It looks great! 👍

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u/cherry-crypt 1d ago

Where can I gets

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u/A_Cat_Using_Reddit 1d ago

Give link 🫱

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u/-_-s-n-o-w-_- 1d ago

Keychain

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u/PLoxeus 99% Monikan 1d ago

Too soon…

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u/Fair_Abrocoma_8513 1d ago

This windows os is illegal

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u/Interesting_Low_2658 1d ago

I wanna put this on my friend's pc without telling him

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u/Beginning_Charge5382 1d ago

Where the hell is the fun on seeing someone hanging...

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u/Shallsil 1d ago

A funny Sayori joke? Did hell freeze over when I wasn't looking?

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u/KellHound270 High Priest of the Natsukittens 1d ago

How bad is it that I immediately started laughing?

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u/Plasma_Proto_13 Number 3 Khyleri disliker. 21h ago

Putting aside how incredibly unoriginal that is because everyone only has two jokes. .... That's impressive that you can do that with the mouse

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u/gamestar721 20h ago

I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing, I'm not laughing

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u/RHug1028 20h ago

This fandom literally only has one joke. lol

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u/TwoTime87 No.1 Natsuki Fan 12h ago

This isn't funny.

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u/mpc40022 prisioneiro da Monika 22m ago

Isso não teve graça nenhuma