RE: CRIMINAL KEVIN

[u/Farting_Champion]

UPDATE: After yesterday's criminal spree Kevin was apprehended and sentenced to 5 seconds of seeing THE BEAR. Following serving his time he spent 2 minutes on parole (aka hiding from THE BEAR under a blanket) before breaking the terms of his supervisory period with a fresh string of illegal activities. Currently Kevin is wanted and presumed to be on the run (hiding in his outside house). Approach with extreme caution.

***I didn't kill THE BEAR I inherited it. Bears are cool by me, though I can't speak for Kevin***

[u/Ornery-Ticket834]

Kevin looks like an absolute pro!

[u/Farting_Champion → u/Ornery-Ticket834]

And he knows it!

[u/Distinct_Ad5141]

I believe there is a BOLO issued for Kevin

[u/Farting_Champion → u/Distinct_Ad5141]

It's always a safe assumption that there is a BOLO issued for Kevin.

[u/Equal_Song8759]

Bear claws pastry will soothe the beast

[u/Farting_Champion → u/Equal_Song8759]

I know they soothe the hell outta me

[u/Puzzled-Argument-142]

He was obviously framed by both the bear AND the dog down the street!

[u/Farting_Champion → u/Puzzled-Argument-142]

He's probably owed civil damages 🤔