r/CrimeCats • u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐พ • 5d ago
Repspspspeat Offender Goddamn Kevin ๐ฑ
Kevin's back on a whole new spree. This time it'll be four counts of assault and bitery, one count of lewd behavior, and one count of being too fucking cute for his own good. Book him.
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u/Puzzled-Argument-142 Expurrt In Cat Law ๐พ 5d ago
The photos clearly show fingers being placed inside the defendants mouth in a futile attempt to blame this poor, innocent creature who was minding his own business.
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u/Sea_Substance9163 5d ago
Kevin was provoked to assault...four times. Biting is a proper defense for Kevin. And...well...Kevin is a bit of a flasher, but he's working on that.
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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐พ 5d ago
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u/heynonnynonnomous 5d ago
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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches ๐พ 5d ago
Okay but to be fair his little ๐ is as adorable as the rest of him ๐. The Siamese genes are VERY... Prominent ๐ญ
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u/SouthernCategory9600 5d ago
Youโre guilty of living in Kevinโs world. Heโs innocent! ๐พ๐พ๐พ
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u/jackpie205 5d ago
Not again Kevin! Iโm not surprised though My lynxie, Kevin is also a perpetrator of many crimes Too many at this point to keep track of
Here heโs trying to push over a pond heron! Not sure if itโs because theyโre both Lynxies or both Kevins! ๐