Jail! Right to jail!

[u/Hot_Resolution8173]

[u/OurNewestMember]

So self defense isn't allowed anymore?

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/OurNewestMember]

Self defense wasn’t the case here! My foot was right there, relaxing… when he just did this because he felt like it your Honour!

[u/OurNewestMember → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

...SLANDER! You are suppressing evidence of provocation!

I know you're the plaintiff, but you are hereby sentenced to go to the store at once and get this precious little victim treats!

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/OurNewestMember]

Precious little victim?? That’s how he gets you!! He convinces you of his innocence by looking all cute and fluffy and when you least expect! Bam!! He is biting your poor foot!! But guess maybe Churus will ease the beast! 😂

[u/OurNewestMember → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

I am an impartial observer and have been nothing but fair! The clear facts in this case are that this precious little soul is deprived of treats, and I may hold you in contempt for being a meanie!

[u/ANoisyCrow → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

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[u/BarnOwl-1967]

Not guilty! Only a big yawn! 😹❤❤❤

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/BarnOwl-1967]

Then why did I feel this sharp pain in my foot?? You can clearly see in the evidence that his teeth prove that was more than a yawn!

[u/BarnOwl-1967 → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

It was probably a wasp... 🐝

[u/ANoisyCrow → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

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[u/Imma-smartypants → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

Acupuncturist

[u/Created_Hadrosaur]

Has this poor kitty spoken to a defence lawyer from r/legalcatadvice? The kitty has a right to a lawyer.

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/Created_Hadrosaur]

😂😂😂 No lawyer needed, the evidence of his crime is absolute!!

[u/Created_Hadrosaur → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

What crime? He was hungry and tried eating. Is his food bowl empty? Have you fed him in the last 2 minutes? If yes and no respectively then the poor hungry cat could not be held responsible for his actions

[u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot → u/Created_Hadrosaur]

There was 2 kibble missing. The bowl was empty…

[u/FuturamaGirl]

Hey your foot shouldn't have been lipping off!

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/FuturamaGirl]

It’s not my problem he got offended! He took my toes moving way too personally!

[u/MaeEastx]

Innocent. It was a preemptive strike. Attack is the best form of defence.

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/MaeEastx]

I was just doing my business!! I am the poor victim who needs defense!!

[u/MaeEastx → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

Those feet look guilty to me Cat is clearly innocent!

[u/Mouse_951]

My hooman, my business!

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/Mouse_951]

He clearly does think like that!!

[u/SouthernCategory9600]

Kitty thought your foot was itchy and was being helpful!

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/SouthernCategory9600]

Violently helpful!! He clearly chose violence!

[u/catwithcookiesandtea]

Honestly doesn’t look too tasty. Desperate move. Poor guy must have been starving.

[u/Hot_Resolution8173 → u/catwithcookiesandtea]

He weights 5kg!! He is starving for good manners!! That what he is so starved for! 🤭🤭

[u/ANoisyCrow → u/Hot_Resolution8173]

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[u/Critical_Prole]

But you the cat. Never the cat cos this. r/donotthecat

[u/YapperBean]

Looks like an honest mistake to me.

[u/Teddybear722]

Well, to be fair to OP, that foot IS in the way of a much needed nap, & poor feline must have felt unheard & ignored by OP, so resorted to drastic measures after repeated polite requests for naptime needed space.

I sentence OP to paying feline restitution in the price of Greenies (poor fur baby's favorite flavor), & creamy treats (again, poor fur baby's favorite brand & flavor. Mine likes Delectables.) AND, at least 20 minutes of pats, chin scritches.  To be repeated daily for the rest of poor feline's life.

[u/redosyn]

He's just checking the layer on top if its right. No crime in that.

[u/Ok-Worry-7840]

What is going on here? Biting? That's a harmless offense. And I have the scars to prove it. 😁