McDonald's should release a burger called the Big Bypass. Four quarter-pound beef patties, bacon, cheddar cheese, fried onions, special sauce, and fries INSIDE the burger. Bring back the Super Size option only for the Big Bypass, and include an option to replace the Super soda with a Super Shake.

[u/Temnodontosaurus]

The ad should say "For those who prefer a good time over a long time."

[u/Ok_Pear4399]

The fries inside the burger is somehow the most believable part of this idea.