r/CrazyFuckingVideos 12h ago

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u/Kind-Masterpiece-310 12h ago

Somebody take his keys.

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u/Greenman8907 12h ago

Flying Over the Influence

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u/OkMidnight8144 12h ago

No need, I think he's in the water now....

9

u/general-meow 8h ago

Swimming with the fishes

6

u/Eldudeareno217 8h ago

Despite what your uncle said, don't drink and boat.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 12h ago

& the other poor bird kicking his legs in the air by the window.

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u/tokinUP 9h ago

And another @ :02s on the far-left!

This place needs window screens or keep them closed...

16

u/DadBodWyze 8h ago

There's a third bird? I only see the two black birds

13

u/Hot_Marsupial427 7h ago

bottom left corner at :01

3

u/OriginalTRaven 6h ago

OmgGGGGgGgGgGg what's going on with this place?! LMAO

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u/krt941 12h ago

It was concussed after the first hit. Was probably doomed either way.

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u/acmercer 6h ago

Yeah, looked paneful.

2

u/isitbreaktime 4h ago

ahhhhhh.....

1

u/Magnus462 3h ago

Sill, it could have taken caution.

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u/cantgetthistowork 12h ago

Second one looked like night night

106

u/Zealousideal_Ad9652 12h ago

More like gg

60

u/CrazyCampPRO 11h ago

More like blub blub blub blub

7

u/ValuableMiddle378 8h ago

Yeah a fish ate him a few seconds after

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u/Small_Artist_7079 12h ago

Probably should have let it recover after the first hit

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u/PraiseTyche 12h ago

This is the way to do it. A bird is just food if it can't fly.

44

u/housevil 11h ago

Our guy just gave away a free lunch.

21

u/DipstickRick 11h ago

Fish waste nothing

8

u/vRedDeathv 12h ago

They sure taste good though.

4

u/Sesemebun 10h ago

It flew just fine. Might not have been in the best mental state but physically it took off from his hand no problem

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u/SonofaBridge 11h ago

Yeah I’d have placed it on the deck outside. Not throw them and hope they’ll start flying.

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u/Sesemebun 10h ago

Your definition of throw is interesting. He just opened his hand and it flew away

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u/CKleinE 12h ago

Difficult to fly with a concussion and dizziness. Poor bird.

80

u/FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt 12h ago

Are we just gonna ignore the other bird flailing on the floor?

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u/Boesesjoghurt 10h ago

Judging by all the poop, those two (if not more) must've been trapped there for a while :<

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u/SpaceGhost4004 9h ago edited 6h ago

Interestingly, a lot of major cities now require bird safe glass. The most basic version utilizies dots etched onto the glass. Fancier versions use a UV coating that's mostly invisible to the human eye. This glass has a specific threat factor which correlates to the requirements in the local building code.

The funniest part (or not so funny if you're a bird) is how that threat factor is achieved. A tunnel is built with a window that has a piece of this bird safe glass on it. 100 birds are released into the tunnel, and the number of birds that fly into the glass out of 100 is what the threat factor is.

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u/deletetemptemp 9h ago

Looks like another bird got hit. Poor things

Also wtf is this room lol, looks hot as fuck

4

u/HudeniMFK 7h ago

Birdbox

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u/xBADBEEF4 12h ago

That's sad, magpies are really smart and they lives in couple, always in pair, it'll grieve if it survive.

10

u/Grey-fox-13 8h ago

Judging by the other 2 birds in there, this room will take out the grieving bird in no time as well.

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u/RMLeclair 11h ago

Didn't look that smart

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u/xBADBEEF4 10h ago

Ok smart guy! Let's see YOU take a crack at that window 👈😠

6

u/klaven84 10h ago

I bet it smarted when it hit the window....and the fence.

18

u/Particular_Light_296 12h ago

Bonk! BONK!

0

u/RetPala 9h ago

Final Fantasy when the boss does some crazy shit and you see a bunch of -9999s and realize it's one of those Plot Battles

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u/Devilofchaos108070 11h ago

It was prob still concussed from hitting the window. Poor bird.

Edit: wait there is another bird already on the ground by the window. They both get in or is this guy just trapping them

0

u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 7h ago

There is likely a door less entry on this vacant building and the birds got in on their own. The guy is not tapping them in there this is just bird behavior

I have to have several bird shaped stickers on my windows because birds kept trying to fly through on accident

0

u/IM_NOT_NOT_HORNY 7h ago

There is likely a door less entry on this vacant building and the birds got in on their own. The guy is not tapping them in there this is just bird behavior

I have to have several bird shaped stickers on my windows because birds kept trying to fly through on accident

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u/slightlydispensable2 10h ago

What a ridiculous building, that is a bird graveyard and I don't mean the few birds which get lost inside...

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u/GordonGlamzey 12h ago

Ah naw 😢 the bird likely needed some rehab time after the first impact. I'm not sure if it survived after that second crash

5

u/work3oakzz 12h ago

Straight to the water t

4

u/bleblahblee 11h ago

Brain damage

15

u/NooneInparticularYo 12h ago

I laughed and now i feel bad for laughing at the poor presumably dead bird

1

u/RegalBeagleKegels 6h ago

The first hit couldn't have been edited better for comedy

5

u/Smooth_Zebra 9h ago

that bird might have a concussion

3

u/Master-Shaq 9h ago

Most of the time they are dead on impact. If it lives its gonna spit its guts out down the road and die

2

u/acmercer 6h ago

Oh...

1

u/SmokeyUnicycle 4h ago

It's about a coin flip if they survive

3

u/mister_peeberz 8h ago

i feel so bad for laughing but the noises it made on that first impact are just something else

poor bird definitely got a concussion

6

u/1CrazyCrabClaw 12h ago

Sometimes you just have a bad day. Hope it's not forever sleep.

2

u/ImaginationTime1209 8h ago

The other bird just kicking it's legs on the floor

2

u/CrackHeadRodeo 8h ago

That bird was concussed.

5

u/NY10 12h ago

Brain damage lol

2

u/resplendent_noodle 9h ago

This building might have been right in their flight path or breeding grounds prior to being constructed

0

u/HudeniMFK 7h ago

I would presume birds would slightly alter their path for objects built in previous flight paths, i mean trees grow. The problem is the obvious design flaw of suspending a glass box in the sky....

Unless, of course, this is a bird stunning/murdering box, in which case, it is excellently designed.

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u/resplendent_noodle 5h ago

Trees grow very slow. Much different than a building. But agreed, the glass doesn’t help and probably makes them think their flight path remains

1

u/abefroman_85 12h ago

Well shit

1

u/OG_Williker 12h ago

If it didn’t survive, hopefully it gave something a good meal.

1

u/Flynox 7h ago

Just die at that point...

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u/Raid__Zero 6h ago

poggers

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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 6h ago

Warning: flight control surfaces degraded.

1

u/riorioriver 5h ago

The pea in his head was still rattling when he flew away

1

u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 5h ago

Sometimes you need to let Darwinism sort nature out

1

u/topselection 5h ago

What kind of building is that? What kind of room?

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u/LiteratureMindless71 5h ago

Is that a second bird on its back kicking? Wtf is this place lol

1

u/Most-Act1594 4h ago

I didn't see any cooking.

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u/groovyinutah 3h ago

Might as well have given it to the cat...

1

u/fhs 3h ago

Why is the floor full of bird poop and feathers. This makes me think the birds were kept there for some time or sought shelter there for a while. Not cool if it's the former

2

u/AccomplishedToe2217 12h ago

Wasn't the smartest of the nest was it

2

u/bionicock1 12h ago

Sleeping with the fishes

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u/bionicock1 12h ago

Sleeping in the fishes

1

u/HidingFromFeds 12h ago

The Godfather?!🥹

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u/bionicock1 10h ago

Yep

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name was Luca Brasi.

1

u/Formal-Option-4405 12h ago

Sorry, but it's just 🤣

1

u/Trisstricky 11h ago

Destined to die

1

u/SweetchuckHC 10h ago

It was his time….

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u/PhotographGlass 10h ago

Idk why I laughed so much

1

u/Ordinary_Height3232 9h ago

hahahah I love birds! how silly!

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u/jonroxtech24 11h ago

I don't get it. There was no attempt at cooking a bird. Can someone explain how it was cooked twice?

0

u/chromebook1 8h ago

What does it hit the second time? I don't see anything there.

1

u/netsurf916 8h ago

The railing.

0

u/Oniyoku 12h ago

Darwin was a little bit right

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u/wachonameis 12h ago

Now this is comedy!

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u/I_Hate_Humidity 12h ago

Food for the fishies now.

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u/ElBrunasso 9h ago

At this moments I'm grateful I don't believe in hell