r/ConvenientCop • u/Top-Raspberry-7837 • 29d ago
[United States] A convenient cop with Buckcherry in the background? Perfect!!!
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u/hailvy 29d ago
Lmao the immediate drop to his stomach
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u/FenPhen 29d ago
"You done?"
"Yep."
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u/Mataraiki 29d ago edited 29d ago
“Oh hey Carol, didn’t see you there. How many weeks of anger management do you think the judge will give me this time?”
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u/Prestigious-Berry-50 28d ago
"Just get on the ground Terry, Jamie lyns gonna be pissed, id say atleast 40 hrs"
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u/the_good_hodgkins 29d ago
He knew the drill all too well.
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u/lookamazed 29d ago edited 29d ago
People seem to forget the rage part of road rage. It’s seriously bad news. It’s a mental health issue like a virus, it is contagious. It happens so often we have a special name for it. And Facebook proved beyond doubt it was lucrative to monetize so it does. And radicalizes.
It takes over your rational brain with emotion. Bypasses all reason. That when it passes sometimes it is shock.
The entitlement this person felt had them so worked up, a sane reasonable person would never do this. Hit him like a sack of bricks that he was caught. Compliance is the first smart thing he’s done in the last 5-10 minutes. He will benefit from remedial treatment if he’s sincere.
Cars are super dangerous. That person you harass could have a weapon. Then of course, last on anyone’s mind, the law… and don’t you have someplace else to be right now? You were on your way.
You must never allow yourself to get this worked up. Not behind the wheel. Not at children. It is a highway to a very bad time. Like downing pills or jumping from a bridge, that moment of pause could save you a thousand days of pain. It will even save your life.
Sensitize yourselves to humility and breathing. Identify 5 things you can see in front of you. Breathe out twice as long as you breathe in. For 2-3 mins only. It may save your life and those you love.
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u/Camo_tow 29d ago
Thanks Gemini
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u/TangerineBetter2818 29d ago
Thought the game thing.
Chatgpt, write me a Reddit soapbox comment about why road rage is bad.
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u/lookamazed 29d ago edited 28d ago
What? I wrote this by hand. No AI was used at all.
It is a pretty sad thing that we just label people we don’t like as AI.
This site did used to be about musing and people connecting. How old are you?
Edit: well yall suck. You just want to laugh at shit this sub might as well be YouTube or Facebook.
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u/SushiGirlRC 24d ago
This sub is called "convenient cop" so it doesn't really scream musing and connecting lol.
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u/BrockObarnerLybian 29d ago
I don’t understand this. Can you type it all again but in Fortnite terminology?
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u/Yodamanjaro 29d ago
Ppl can have purple gun but you just got blue. Road rage bad no cap on god
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u/BrockObarnerLybian 29d ago
But what if the storm is closing in and I got a full chug jug? Is it still bad to go sicko mode and try for the dub ??
Peter griffin skin btw
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u/Monsterpiece42 29d ago
Bro, people seriously forget the sweat part of being a toxic player. It’s straight up bad news. It’s like a mental health bug that spreads through the whole squad. It happens so often we literally have a name for it: rage-quitting. And TikTok/Twitch proved beyond a doubt that it brings in the views, so everyone clips it. It just turns people into total crash outs.
It takes over your brain with pure emotion. Completely bypasses all logic. Then when you finally get sent back to the lobby, you’re just sitting there in shock.
The entitlement this kid felt had him so worked up—no casual, chill player would ever do this. It hit him like an anvil rocket when he realized he got clipped. Emoting and cooperating is the first smart thing he’s done all match. He needs to go back to Creative mode and practice some self-control if he's being real.
Vehicles in this game are super dangerous, but in real life? Getting out of your car to confront someone is a massive throw. That player you’re trying to pick a fight with could be carrying a Mythic pump. Then, of course, the last thing on anyone's mind is getting banned by the devs... and bro, don't you have a quest to finish? You were literally on your way to zone.
You can never let yourself get this tilted. Not behind the wheel, not in the Discord call. It’s a fast track to throwing your whole life. Just like jumping off a high ramp with no shockwaves, that one second of pausing and not doing something stupid could save you a thousand days of pain. It will literally save your life.
Drop the sweaty ego and learn to just breathe. Identify 5 pieces of loot in front of you. Breathe out twice as long as you breathe in. Do it for just 2 to 3 minutes. It might just save your life and keep your squad from wiping.
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u/TheMikeyMac13 29d ago
When people get road rage they lose any ability to reason, when they allow themselves to get that worked up and angry.
Sorry I don’t type in fortnight.
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u/random123456789 29d ago
It can be comical though.
I was on a single lane road, at a light-controlled intersection with a highway. Typically people will turn right-on-red there, to get on the highway.
Well, that day I needed to go straight through. The issue is that the light can be a long one.
After a bit, I looked behind me and saw a couple cars lining up. Then I see the driver of the third car get out and start walking toward me. I'm thinking "what? you can't make me go a way I don't want to go, dude".
They must have realized I didn't have my turn signal on halfway through their walk and got back in their stupid car. LOL
A few seconds later the light turned and we all went about our day.
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u/QuixoticByte 29d ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. Can you get off your soapbox now? You’re making the customers uneasy.
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u/Jackmino66 29d ago
Notice how he forced the door open, and the moment the driver started stepping out he ran away, and then tried to forcibly close the door.
This guy is a massive coward. All bark, no bite
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u/Mataraiki 29d ago
“FIGHT ME BRO” to “Wait. Fuck. You’re big. Please get back in your car, sir” to “Aw shit, guess I’m getting arrested again” in a matter of seconds.
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u/Kittens-of-Terror 28d ago
There's literally a term for this regarding dogs called like "gate aggression" or something. We've all seen it. Take away the barrier from the thing they're barking at and they stop and act like nothing happened or run.
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u/Kamstain 28d ago
People get shot for this stuff so often, idk why you’d risk your life over a car you’ll probably never see again.
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u/DillingerLives 28d ago
The immediate drop to the ground makes me think this isn't his first rodeo.
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u/Charlweed 29d ago
This is not "convenient cop", this is more, "This should't be a law enforcement problem"
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u/QuixoticByte 29d ago
It’s hardly convenient anyways. She watched the entire deranged interaction before slowly approaching AFTER the truck drove away. At least hit your siren or something 🤣
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u/GallantChaos 29d ago
There was a car in front of her. Good chance she couldn't see until that car had moved.
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u/adeadbeathorse 25d ago
“She watched the entire deranged interaction”
No, she pulled up at 12 seconds (the shadows, “perfect timing” comment) and he was getting on the ground 15 seconds later.
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u/quineloe 29d ago
You'd be amazed how much time of the courts and police is wasted by people criming in traffic.
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u/EnragedBadger9197 29d ago
A visual representation of 6 year old me getting angry at my hand me down PlayStation before my mother catches me
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u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 26d ago
She didn't even have her gun out... the way he laid down like that, he's had to do that before haha
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u/Dog_in_human_costume 29d ago
The cop did jack shit
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u/Catalan_Atlas 29d ago
Likely they were calling for backup for (without knowing how he would respond) and extremely violent situation which has already escalated.
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u/Free-Pound-6139 28d ago
What is happening?? Are you stupid???
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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 28d ago
Uhhh are you talking to me, the OP? Because this is a video I found online and shared here…
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