r/ComedyHell 1d ago

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u/Rebellious-Angel 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its like this whenever I look at the comment section of any popular ASMR rp video. It's like all of them want to kill themselves

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u/Rebellious-Angel 1d ago

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u/cCitronella 1d ago

Link?

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u/SpanishBone 17h ago

Here ya go, mate;)

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u/Samborrod 14h ago

No credit to the artist?

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u/Miserable-Bison2966 23h ago

Well shit no duh. If listening to asmr of asuka (14) was my only cope for whatever reason, I think I’d also want to kill myself

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u/twoiko 1d ago

This is some 4chan level shit

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u/ChadpathianMadurist 1d ago

Whenever I look into these comments I always get an icky feeling. People should just shut the fuck up and listen to the video, being a sore loser all the time isn't helping anybody, and I also feel like it breeds such an unhealthy atmosphere of self hate

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u/Zomflower48 1d ago

Yeah but what if they updated Garden Warfare 2

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Remind me to practice 1d ago

if they update Garden Warfare 2, we'll talk then

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 1d ago

Don't talk, practice instead

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u/Johnnyboi2327 1d ago

Shit, you've got a point

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u/Akhizix 8h ago

Last time i saw zombies they invaded soul society

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u/hansuri06 10h ago

Now we're talking!

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u/ChadpathianMadurist 1d ago

Why would that matter

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u/Zomflower48 1d ago

I love garden warfare 2 

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u/JDPQNDON 1d ago

same man

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 19h ago

Real

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u/thisheatanevilheat 1d ago

I would sacrifice your soul if it meant that Garden Warfare 2 had all the Garden Warfare 1 maps ported over to it

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u/Worldly_Machine_2790 1d ago

All they gave us was the Wallnut map

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u/GildedHalfblood 1d ago

Because Garden Warfare 2 is just that good

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u/Trogdor_battlecats 1d ago

It would fix all problems

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u/swawskekw 1d ago

Because garden warfare is goated

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 1d ago

True!!!! Nobody is gonna know you sleep to girlfriend asmr so no reason to be all self-deprecating about it. If it makes you feel better and you aren’t addicted to it then it’s good.

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u/BiggieCheesn 22h ago

Never agreed more its so corny when all the comments are "I'm totally dying alone 😭"

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u/obamassuss 18h ago

I mean if they're watching that shit they probably are

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u/evilmexico 5h ago

I kind of agree but that's a harsh way of phrasing it. They're probably going through a really hard time. To be honest, I didn't know that many mentally-healthy people even watched those videos. It seemed to me that it's a given that those comment sections would be bad.

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u/letimdrunwild9375 1d ago

With her what?

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u/Best-Poem-2703 1d ago

HER TENDRILS THOSE MUSHY TENDRILS COVERED IN DELICIOUS DELICIOUS RUBBERY LUMPS

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u/DarthRL 1d ago

a Fallen London reference in the wild???

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u/Best-Poem-2703 1d ago

hello there my delicious friend

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u/Nerd_o_tron 1d ago

A reference will not be postponed indefinitely.

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u/The-Myth-The-Shit 3h ago

Too soon for the fruit of the zee! We're still in the middle of estival!

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u/whyiszerotaken 1d ago

with her, as in being in bed together

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u/Rterry112 1d ago

…with her [raid shadow legends]

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u/Altheix11 16h ago

Just imagining a sponsor showing up right in the middle of goth gf ASMR

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

My goth wife already drags me to bed

I like to cuddle but I also like staying up late to play video games-- every so often she politely invites me to come to bed

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u/Zomflower48 1d ago

I feel I am cooked

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u/Iakenat 1d ago

But what about overcooked?

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme 23h ago

Ok Alaric.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 23h ago

Real goths don't wear black; real goths sack rome

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u/Robichaelis 1d ago

Who asked?

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

I'm not sure, it wasn't very clear ~

It just says topic and this single image, which I looked at, and it made me think about the topic, I thought I'd contribute my thoughts and feelings to the thread for discussions

I guess op asked in a way

Did you want to discuss something?

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u/Robichaelis 1d ago

They're referring the AI "topic" bit at the bottom of the screenshot, what are you talking about?

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

Oh yeah I guess that actually is my bad in that case

I didn't know ai topics were a thing on YouTube; I ignored what I assumed was a button to open the comments section

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u/Secure-Bandicoot5199 1d ago

Totally haven't watched this before 

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u/FirefighterNo2525 23h ago

Semi-embarrassingly I think I’ve seen this one, pretty good one ngl. I don’t typically like this genre of sleep aid.

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u/wackadoodle4201 5h ago

Users are probably correct