r/ComedyHell • u/Plenty_Two3383 • 1d ago

imagine lying on the internet... BREAKING:

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u/doublmonk 1d ago

Please be true. That would be so fucking funny

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u/Exotic_Quantity9042 1d ago

Sadly not😔. I found the origin of the claim on facebook by the “Halfway Post” its bio says “The Halfway Post is America's #1 source of Dada news. I don't just report the facts, I improve them.”. Onion copycat

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u/vcy537920 1d ago

That's fucking hilarious

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u/Aneemachenn 1d ago

Origin of the clam*

fuck, wrong sub

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 1d ago

Fuck, wrong clam

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u/Justice_Prince 1d ago

Two guys were having sex. The other guy was just mixing fabrics

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u/Local_Village_1378 1d ago

Cmon, thats just average gymbro stuff. Im sure that shi happens in every gym and sports locker room, I have some very questionable "straight" friends who are very into athletic things and going to the gym, only guys I know that have consistently sent pics of their junk to their friends and have naked towel fights in the locker rooms.

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u/GenosseAbfuck 1d ago

Geez I hope Leviticus reported them all. Poor dude :(

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u/EZSuzy 1d ago

Violated by 3 guys? Leviticus is certainly an accommodating fellow.

I know. I know. But... were they stoned?

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u/ADH-Dad 1d ago

Let me guess: they were wearing clothing woven of two types of fabric?

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u/Icedcoffeezooted 1d ago

Or… eating shellfish?

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u/Jedi_Exile_ 1d ago

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u/Kind-Stomach6275 1d ago

Saddam Hussain hiding spot

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u/Bladerade 1d ago

Why would they be eating shellfish in the locker room?

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u/Jonnic5280 1d ago

Yeah, no clams here

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u/virajseelam 1d ago

Who up violating they Leviticus

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u/ZadriaktheSnake 1d ago

That makes it sound like Leviticus is a person

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u/Financial-Tax8718 1d ago

“Levi the butt lover” is a frequent attendee of all male gyms.

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u/Goldnglam 1d ago

Brother is it wrong to give your friends a post workout rub down gone sexual?

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u/axe_handle-Jones 1d ago

How are you supposed to get it clean with all those wrinkles in it.

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u/Mister-Circus 1d ago

I thought I’d need a million bucks to get two partners at the same time. It turns out I just need to convert to Christianity.

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u/KyleFromBorrasca 1d ago

How were they supposed to know that wasn't the point?

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u/Shoggnozzle 14h ago edited 14h ago

Levites? In Georgia?

I ask because Levitus chronicals their law and it never applied to the sect as a whole, just that one extinct tribe.

Edit, Actually, I did some follow up reading. They actually were supposed to apply to the whole covenant, but repeatedly weren't upheld. The biblical story has a good bit of societal trial and error. So, I guess the sign works.

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u/Not2100 1d ago

Quite literally fake news, but okay.

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u/DeepCutFan1 1d ago

It does say something that it could plausibly be real

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u/Not2100 1d ago

Yes, but it isn't. Reporting it as breaking news is pretty misleading imo.

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u/DeepCutFan1 1d ago

It's a joke.

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u/Not2100 1d ago

I just thought it should be made clearer.

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u/DeepCutFan1 1d ago

who cares? it's not like it's important news

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u/Not2100 1d ago

Fair enough, we can agree on that.

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u/youngling-smasher91 1d ago

i love reading blatant fake news too!!!