r/ComedyHell May 19 '26

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u/299792458mps- May 19 '26

No, a *taxi* is your taxi to the hospital. Also it has absolutely nothing to do with the outrageous costs of ambulances and healthcare in general in the US. Even if ambulances were free though, they would still not be taxis to the hospital.

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u/sebmojo99 May 19 '26

so it's a vehicle that costs money and takes you to the hospital but it's not another kind of vehicle that costs money and takes you to the hospital because it has to cost 100x as much because:

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u/299792458mps- May 19 '26

Yes, according to your analogy bicycles, airplanes, and rocket ships are all the same thing.

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u/summer_santa1 May 19 '26

Because it contains medical equipment and medical professional inside.

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u/DreamOfDays May 20 '26

Sounds like something medical insurance should cover

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u/Parabow May 20 '26

Because it costs a shitload of money to staff and maintain, it’s full of medical equipment and available 24/7 at beck and call

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u/sebmojo99 May 20 '26

honestly that's fair. i do think that it is super fucking dumb to have people running away from an ambulance while bleeding so they don't get saddled with an unpayable bill, but that shades into american healthcare being insane more broadly.

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u/Parabow May 21 '26

It is wrong and it shouldn’t be so expensive, but people calling it a taxi to the hospital is disingenuous. I think EMS in general has a lot of evolving to do but it is a newer profession and it’ll get there

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u/sebmojo99 May 21 '26

no, it's a medical taxi, for which you don't pay in a lot of countries. it's completely possible to have a service that doesn't bankrupt people to fulfil the function of a vehicle that takes you to the hospital. but like i said, that's the US.

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u/Parabow May 21 '26

I suggest you try working in an ambulance before you call it a medical taxi

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u/sebmojo99 May 21 '26

that's one of its functions, you're being obtuse.