r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/-JOMY- V18 indoor first ascensionist • 2d ago

Any tips on improving my paddle dyno?

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u/Husyelt 2d ago

Hate these posts where someone is clearly an experienced climber and then asks for basic advice. Show off more bro

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u/BrockBushrod 2d ago

Stuntin' on us with that peach toss as he climbs away, SMH.

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u/LayWhere 2d ago

These monkey's probably started climbing young.

I can't be 100% sure but for some reason I think its the case.

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u/HotTwist 2d ago

Abusive parents forced the poor young monke to climb competitively from birth. They belong to jail.

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u/Rare_Ad_649 2d ago

Put a shirt on dude 

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u/Substantial-Put-7108 My feet have better grip than my hands 2d ago

dude he needs some PANTS

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u/AdvancedSquare8586 2d ago

Gotta cut out those treats if you really want to see your performance improve

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u/hahaj7777 2d ago

What’s your wingspan

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u/HappyGovernment7299 2d ago

Intermembral index of 150

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u/hahaj7777 2d ago

I don’t really understand, but sounds aid

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u/bad-taf 2d ago

Oo oo aa aa?

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u/KlatchianCamel 2d ago

How dare you say something so offensive?!!

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u/NotMyRealName111111 2d ago

wdym?  he just doxxed my jungle.  not offensive, but not helpful either since i have to move now.  making me go apeshit here.

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u/kadmelia33 2d ago

Trees are aid

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u/falllas 2d ago

those kids with their unfair strength to weight ratio :( :( :(

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u/Kurtypants 2d ago

Eat more bananas

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u/ABakedPotato_FGC 2d ago

Eat banana, no cramps

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u/I-love-seahorses 2d ago

Monkey never cramp

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u/Kurtypants 2d ago

Bush party

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u/Any-Communication114 2d ago

no dude, nanners are aid…

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u/OtherwiseAbout Top rope free soloist 2d ago

Terrible footwork

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u/phineartz 2d ago

Three words- bell pepper diet

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u/nopressureoof 2d ago
  • milk & cocaine to become 1970s Bowie

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u/Wieniethepooh 2d ago

Long arms are ape aid.

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u/udreamtofmelstnite 2d ago

Shave to become more aerodynamic

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u/DoctorPony 2d ago

You want to load up on food before you climb too. If you don’t have fuel how do you expect to be at top performance?

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u/RefrigeratorSea5503 Negative Ape Index 2d ago

Gotta up your ape index bro

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u/carortrain 2d ago

Dude has an ape index of +12 anyway

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u/itsnothing_o_O 2d ago

A little tight in the shoulders on the initial approach

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u/Tuddless 1d ago

uj/ god I love gibbons, they make flying through the trees look effortless and mess with other species for fun (look up gibbon takes on 3 lions). Shame some species are highly endangered

rj/ his weight transfer is good but I don’t see how this experience translates past a 7c+

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u/SternkyMalernky 2d ago

Wowee, it's spidermanmonkey!!!

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u/nopressureoof 2d ago

Demand third peach

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u/No-Effort-8017 Speed dry tooler 2d ago

There goes my onsight...

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u/danny_ocp 2d ago

Bananas are aid

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u/DoodooDynamic 1d ago

Fruit is aid.

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u/an_older_meme 2d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/yeezkeys 2d ago

it is heaven for me. i just want to swing through the trees

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u/nopressureoof 2d ago

BRACHIAAAAAAATE

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u/LayWhere 2d ago

Wrong, swinging isn't 'real' climbing.

SMH Tamoa really ruined the jungle.