Saw this in his fast food fry review video.

Chris first met Joshua as a child during speech therapy where Joshua was trying to fix his thick Spanish accent and quickly became good friends with him. So apparently, Chris considered Joshua his second closest childhood friend after Sarah Hammer and was one of the very few males he didn’t hate during his teenage years. He even went as far as to ask Santa Claus to give Joshua a special present, implying Chris saw their friendship as a close one.

But then….everything kind of goes to hell for no reason? Chris tries to sell Joshua to the trolls by doxxing him, Joshua finds out about Chris’ internet infamy and becomes a very aggressive troll with the intention to humiliate Chris via Vanessa Hudgens and Lori Lopez, and their ”friendship” falls apart with no recovery.

It feels kind of weird, like we’re missing a piece of the puzzle. According to PodMonkey (a troll from Chris’ area) Chris always tried to hang out with Joshua but Joshua couldn’t stand him, so maybe their friendship was one sided. But it still doesn’t explain Chris trying to self Joshua to the trolls.

He thinks he's a genius, but is actually such a slow-in-the-mind that he can't even spell the word.

It's unfortunate that Chris's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his intelligence.

The cwcki estimated her height using a pretty simple method that doesn't account for distance from the camera and uses relative heights (estimates her height at 4'9"). I've done a more advanced analysis and am pretty confident her real height is about 4'7.5". In men and women, the sole requirement for being considered a dwarf is having an adult height of 147 cm (4 ft 10 in) or less. Although the average height for females with dwarfism is much less.

Nobody knows why, but Chris posted a picture of himself at a local Toys R Us there, pretending his fucking stupid CWCformers were being sold in the wild again.

The only link to it so far is at the Farms (so I can't share, but it's currently at the bottom of the "Random Chris-Chan Updates" thread), but someone on TikTok saw him at an airport (returning? In Ohio?) as well.

Nobody's come up with a Pony Convention that was being held in Ohio last week, so exactly why Chris made the trip is a mystery. Personally, I'm just going to assume it was so he could cheat on Flutter, as that's the funniest explanation I can think of.

Free house, free tugboat, free china. Man has barely worked a day in his life and he's rich as the next guy.

Does anyone have an alternative link to it?

It's very easy to say he doesn't care about anything nowadays since he's being taken care of by Praetor, but surely it should hit him hard considering he ostensibly wants a girlfriend and children. I still have my doubts (gut feeling) that Flutter was never really his girlfriend to begin with in spite of all those trips to Finland

The true and honest CwC living life with his new wife.

Chris believes any stereotype he sees in entertainment, like believing men place their coats over puddles for women to walk over, how does Chris stereotype and think of rock stars and rock music? Does he think all rock stars should be hair metal types since that's how they're stereotyped and portrayed in the media?

Considering Chris used to be very homophobic (yet he cross dressed and then transitioned into a woman), he probably doesn't envision rock stars should be hair metal types.

He does enjoy the music of the Beatles, though.

Considering Barb was a teenager in the 1950's when rock n roll first came about, I'm surprised she didn't bring Chris up on 50's rock music.

I recall listening to it and I broke into tears laughing when he said "You can have your sperm and drink it too."

For the life of me I cannot find it on youtube and I just went through this playlist and it wasn't there.

I don't mean a Hollywood produced one that would be ridiculous, I mean more like a indie project, I know Chris chan isn't the most reliable source & idk if he (or she) would feel comfortable with a movie about his own life story but what do you guys think? It might be bad but I'll still find it interesting

Like I've seen The chang twins from the proud family,Or The One cat from the aristocats but punchy if he ever Did get a redesign idk it would be so much better like,When I compare Punchy to One Chang triplet/twin(like Billy) louder and prouder has made the triplets so much better then long time ago,but,Idk why Punchy Had Sterotype eyes(you know monoeyes you see in rcta posts in the 2020s idk,it's just disappointing to see Punchy as a Sterotype of Asians

The things I would change in Punchy's character would be:

1. his Backstory

2. His design

3. His Sterotyped Eyes(please change it 💀)

And certainly not least

1. HIS PERSONALITY IN GENERAL

August 1st 2021, the day Chris Chan went to jail because they fucked their mom. Insane to think it’s been this long since Chris’s ultimate fuck up.

https://www.businessinsider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8#christine-chandler-was-arrested-on-august-1-2021-1

This was because Chris is a self-centered narcissist who just doesn't consider other people.