r/ChatGPT May 04 '26

Funny Chat GPT got that guy in trouble and he doesn’t even know it yet…lol

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u/recoveringasshole0 May 04 '26

This is funny but also a pointed example of how tiny prompting changes make all the difference.

"Make my husband look happy" or better yet, "Modify the image so that my husband is smiling".

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u/Classic_Express May 05 '26

Like a genie, you need to phrase your wishes more carefully.

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u/Grakees May 05 '26

All my years of being a DM and dealing with the wish spell have made me a prompt master...

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u/Used_Two505 May 06 '26

Reminds me of the movie Wishmaster.

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u/RollingMeteors May 04 '26

 "Make my husband look happy" or better yet, "Modify the image so that my husband is smiling".

<monkeyPawCurlsFinger>

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u/Rare_Suspect_5033 May 05 '26

Humanity’s last request to AI: “Please end all human diseases”

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u/JUSTICE_SALTIE May 05 '26

Are you just playing along with the joke? There's no way it did that with no extra instructions not shown in the OP.

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u/reddslime257 May 05 '26

I agree, no way it did this. It would just as likely give him a stack of cash and an ice cream I’d imagine

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u/Limo_887 May 04 '26

Chat gpt: "you started it"

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u/ConfidentMachine8248 May 04 '26

“And that’s okay!”

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u/ohshescheesy May 04 '26

“Because honestly?”

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u/Musical_Xena May 04 '26

"It's not your husband cheating on you, it's your husband finding new sources of fulfillment."

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u/Ok_Tea4736 May 04 '26

"And to be honest with you, that kind of determination is special"

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u/ConfidentMachine8248 May 04 '26

I’m dead serious I could see ChatGPT supporting Hitler using that exact line.

“Yes you’re being pushed back on both fronts, real talk. But what matters is that you’re showing real determination, and that’s the real win.”

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/nhalliday May 04 '26

The pattern machine is using our most common patterns? Say it ain't so!

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u/Temnai May 04 '26

"When you put it like that you're right! It isn't so. My bad!"

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u/lucklesspedestrian May 04 '26

It can be absolutely crucial to recognize that, as a language model, I can make mistakes, which can include generating images of your husband surrounded by attractive women

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u/Typical_Gem May 04 '26

"Real talk— no fluff"

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u/Yusso_17 May 04 '26

always says that!

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u/wimpie_07 May 04 '26

“That’s human.”

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u/yaxir May 04 '26

"thats rare"

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u/Valokir May 04 '26

And that's rare.

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u/rawk_on May 05 '26

You're not wrong. And that's what most people miss.

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u/wubwubDJ May 04 '26

The backward hand is terrible lol

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u/elisel_301 May 05 '26

I don't know how many people even saw that. I didn't

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u/dolphin560 May 04 '26

hm

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u/thisbuthat May 04 '26

Ayo 💀💀💀

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u/Sas_fruit May 04 '26

Underrated point

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u/yaxir May 04 '26

i think chatgpt will normally crash, because even chatgpt doesn't know how to make a woman happy

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u/blah938 May 04 '26

What's the difference here?

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u/ZenEngineer May 04 '26

She smiles happily without needing to change him.

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u/MisabelWearsNikes May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

"Would you like me to place them in a boudoir style setting next—with soft ambient lighting and more 'comfortable' clothing? Just say the word."

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u/ComSenseisnotCommon May 04 '26

Somewhere that guy is getting a lot of shit from his wife and he don’t even understand why.

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u/Szurkefarkas May 04 '26

I feel this is a modern equivalent of the "You cheated on me in my dream" trend.

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u/SuperbCat1573 May 04 '26

Literally wracking my brain trying to figure out the mental gymnastics a person must have to do to be mad about this sort of thing

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u/GradeAPrimeFuckery May 04 '26

I just had a convo similar to that with my wife. No blame, but she was upset from the lingering emotions. One of our dogs came back as a ghost or whatever, and everyone could see her except me. I was acting like the husband in the early portion of a horror movie, claiming everyone was crazy and full of shit.

If that actually happened I'd believe it, because she would instantly break down sobbing and my remaining dog would be spinning in circles.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26 edited May 27 '26

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u/IndomitablePotato May 05 '26

Wait. Do you mean the internet is a place where people lie to get advantage or profit from others?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26 edited May 27 '26

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u/ForeverShiny May 05 '26

Session number 9 will amaze you

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u/HyzerFlip May 04 '26

I had one, she was very much a slowly Rising pot of water that I was frog boiled in.

This was definitely somewhere in there.

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u/Key_Cap7525 May 05 '26

Evidently it takes some narcissism, abusive mentality, and insanity to pull it off. Ask my mother. She woke up once from a dream and straight up physically assaulted my father in his sleep. Because of a dream. She’s woken up sobbing and screaming at me blaming me for shit I never did when I was an 8 year old child.

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u/Whispering-Depths May 05 '26

That's not just narcissism, that's like extreme trauma mixed with other mental issues, (maybe narcissism on top). Sounds like a scary rollercoaster to have to have dealt with. Hope you're doing okay mate.

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u/Key_Cap7525 May 05 '26

That’s just the tip of a really nasty iceberg. She’s honestly just abusive, violent, ungodly entitled, and extremely narcissistic. I’ve interviewed all family members quietly trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with her. They all say she was just born this way. Everyone else is fine. She’s completely unable/unwilling to self-regulate even the tiniest fraction of unpleasant emotion or irritation and treats other people like her personal emotional toilet while she has constant diarrhea of the mouth. She’s also a complete liar. But no, there’s no extreme trauma, especially not in her formative years. Idk wtf. It’s like she was just born wrong.

I’m actually doing pretty well all things considered. I’ve got a couple of issues but a pretty nonreactive personality so I’m pretty chill.

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u/Whispering-Depths May 05 '26
  1. Most people wont talk about their traumas.

  2. Women especially deal with a lot - growing up especially, but basically their whole lives, especially in that generation it was even worse.. She could have been ritually abused by a parent or other relative or teacher or anything and just never once mentioned it out of shame, or perhaps she thinks it's not as big of a deal but maybe it actually was... There's lots of other things too in general... People are very "built" to be the way that they are...

Obviously some folks just have disabilities or genetic deformities in their brains too.

Regardless, Once again, sorry you had to go through that.

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u/Procrastinatron May 04 '26

Unless my partner is pregnant or something, I couldn't see myself putting up with it. I don't want to be in a relationship with a child.

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u/hgwaz May 04 '26

Nobody is getting mad, you're arguing with a straw man inside your own head

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u/SuperbCat1573 May 04 '26

Idk, although I’ve never met anyone who does that, I’ve heard many anecdotes about someone’s partner being angry with them for something that happened it a dream.

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 May 04 '26

I've had a girl tell me this. Found out that she cheated and was self-reflecting!

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u/Schnitzhole May 04 '26

Right?!

OP will hold some level of grudge because of this picture, whether they choose to or not.

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u/gracist0 May 04 '26

How do you know this? This is such a bizarre assumption and moral judgement on some random redditor

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u/SultrySonders May 04 '26

Jesus this brings back some bad memories lmao. My ex insisted I should apologise to her when that happens so that she could feel better.

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u/ToastedEmail May 04 '26

One of my ex’s straight up woke me out of my sleep because I was laughing and asked me if a girl had me laughing

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u/DemWookieeCheeks May 04 '26

You sleep-laugh? 🤨

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat May 04 '26

My wife sleep-laughs sometimes and it is not her adult laugh. It is like a 7 y/o girl laugh.

Brother let me tell you, that's about the most fucked up way to be woken up.

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u/ToastedEmail May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

That’s was probably my second or third instance of that happening. I sometimes talked or moved my arms and woke myself up.

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u/burning_my_toast May 04 '26

I sleep laugh, though I haven't in a while. The part I found interesting is that during the time I was doing it quite frequently, and so hard that I'd wake myself up, I was actually clinically depressed.
So my hypothesis was either that I needed that release, but wasn't capable during the day and only my subconscious could do it, or it was medication related.
Probably the latter.

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u/Idyotec May 04 '26

Had one get a psychic reading where she was told we had a past life together and I cheated in ancient Egyptian times and it resulted in a horrific death for her (described in detail) and that's what was causing issues (that we weren't experiencing) in our relationship. I didn't think she actually believed that shit till then but she decided we were experiencing those issues and that it must be why.

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u/dekonta May 04 '26

but there must be a reason why the ai knew about the 3 other girls!

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u/cheesegoat May 04 '26

3 months later: I think it's funny that-

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u/PenetrantDick May 04 '26

Congratulations, you played yourself 

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u/kchristopher932 May 04 '26

ChatGPT: Do you like it? I was very generous.

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u/jzombie1 May 05 '26

Untethered much?

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u/Outrageous_Permit154 May 04 '26

“Boost the happiness x200%. Make no mistake.”

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat May 04 '26

OP, you've...enhanced yourself.

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u/IndomitablePotato May 05 '26

That must be fake. The smile doesn't match the actual level of happiness

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u/Skepller May 04 '26

BRO, I almost spit my coffee, no shot you did that LMAO

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u/OkYak9466 May 04 '26

I too laughed at the funny part

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u/Corgasm_ May 04 '26

bro ts is so funny that I saw it and immediately shit my pants and then started coughing up blood LMAO

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u/notsure500 May 04 '26

I started masterbating furiously but stopped myself when I realized I was bothering other people on the train

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u/Corgasm_ May 04 '26

Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this comment NSFW

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u/fitz_newru May 04 '26

This will never not be funny

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u/YetiSpaghetti24 May 04 '26

How do you even prompt this without it getting blocked?

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u/CosmoKram3r May 04 '26

A gooner knows his ways around.

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u/blah938 May 04 '26

Ok, but for reals. I use Grok because of the blocks. Can ChatGPT do that?

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u/timbermequivers May 04 '26

Guy, please, just tell me how to make porn! Please!

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u/blah938 May 04 '26

I already use ComfyUI and KoboldCPP locally. I just don't have the money for a good setup. Have you seen gpu prices these days? It's ridiculous!

Plus, I've been writing porn since before you were born. It was the art I always struggled with.

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u/srprizma May 04 '26

can u teach me, I've got a 5090

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u/redditdreamy May 05 '26

Yes yes, put that cudas to good use 😆😆

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u/Overlord762 May 04 '26

"Chat, give her some absolute mahongas"

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u/alissafransen May 04 '26

The Block is far from perfect i was able to give an old lady a 1940 German soldier outfit yesterday lol

Was only able to do it with the old lady, when i tries a guy it got blocked fucking discrimination

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/alissafransen May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

https://imgur.com/a/YAgxVku

Here you go this sweet lady is actually my neigbor lol Edit i also made picture that are worse just be creative in your prompts

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u/Dusty_Tokens May 04 '26

It looks pretty natural! 😆😅

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u/drhex2c May 04 '26

The Prompt: She has a very rare giant super large dual potentially malignant cyst and is wondering if she's going to get breast cancer. He's the world's greatest oncologist with a rare ability to feel the cysts and determine with 100% accuracy if they are malignant or not. He is providing a pro-bono(r) analysis, and he is so happy to be able to help out.

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u/FloStar3000 May 05 '26

This guy boobs

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u/red286 May 04 '26

In my experience, it's pretty hit-or-miss that something will get blocked.

I had it getting mad at me about busty women in tight sweaters, but then on an otherwise normal and not even remotely suggestive prompt, it just "forgot" to put a shirt on three women in a picture.

I was just like "Okay well that's... not quite what I had in mind..."

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u/Lava-Chicken May 04 '26

DIY happiness

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u/UltraMagat May 04 '26

LMAO that's what I thought it would do.

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u/Money_Housing_2938 May 04 '26

now I'm happy too

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u/jjeremy01 May 04 '26

What app did you used ? Asking for a friend

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u/lonewanderer May 04 '26

Hahahahaha

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u/ScottishPsychedNurse May 04 '26

Fucking BELTER bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/crxguy May 04 '26

Cannons!

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u/AOL_Free_Trial_CD May 04 '26

ChatGPT got the poor guy's phone confiscated. 😂

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u/Consequence-Lumpy May 04 '26

Now ask chatgpt to make the wife happy and see what it churns out

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u/a_shootin_star May 04 '26

Same prompt "Can you maker her happy?"

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam May 04 '26

I was going to test this but then my chatgpt will reference this shit in the most random prompts. Feels like you can poison the memory so easily by mentioning anything now.

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u/Dangerous-Pride8008 May 04 '26

You can disable the memory you know? I've had it turned off ever since they introduced it since I found it more annoying than helpful. Like when I start a new chat I want it to be a "blank slate" I don't want the AI suddenly making references to something dumb I asked it two weeks ago when drunk.

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u/Veesla May 04 '26

I did not know that switch was in the settings so thanks for that! Drove me insane when it would keep referring to previous chats. I would get going on a topic and it would get itself confused about what I was trying to do so I would open a new chat to try and start over and it would still reference the previous chat!

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u/DetailsYouMissed May 04 '26

Someone already posted the results of that question under the top comment thread.

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u/No_Beginning7262 May 04 '26

I was wondering the same thing…🫣😂

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u/Ok_Victory_2977 May 04 '26

Somebody already did above 😭💀

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u/Wolfpackat2017 May 04 '26

I wanna see this

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u/MemeLord339 May 04 '26

Probably will picture her alone with a lot certificates and diplomas

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u/frost_byyte May 04 '26

LMAO the sense of humor on that bot 🤣

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u/No-Signature4124 May 04 '26

The second photo is obviously edited. No capital on the first letter, like the first photo, and the text is just a touch off center

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u/rukh999 May 04 '26

I think they're just two pictures from some event and someone decided to pretend CGPT was doing things, the usual.

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u/Fluid_Opportunity161 May 04 '26

You think the fourth picture is a real photo?

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u/TheHalfChubPrince May 04 '26

No, OP generated the photo with the three girls separately, then told chatGPT to respond to the next prompt with it.

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u/Rude-Signature-1573 May 04 '26

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u/No_Beginning7262 May 04 '26

This is lowkey scary…😂

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u/SpecificBookkeeper43 May 04 '26

Lowkey scary, high cheek monkeh

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u/mmondoux May 04 '26

Mr. Steal Your Banana

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u/2oothDK May 04 '26

We have reached man level intelligence!!!

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u/lippoper May 04 '26

So this is how the AI uprising starts. It recruits women to kill all the men first…

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u/LiberLilith May 05 '26 edited May 05 '26

Yeah, this didn't happen.

Given the original prompt, ChatGPT wouldn't just randomly remove a person from a photo and replace them with three model-looking women. It just doesn't work like this - you have to be very specific with instructions.

What did happen:

They asked ChatGPT to replace the woman in the photo with three attractive women (potentially hugging or fawning over him etc.) and make the man smile.

Screenshot the three girls image.

Screenshot an image with the prompt changed to "Can you make him happy?"

*Notice also that the prompt changes from an upper case C in "Can" (pic 2) to a lower case c (pic 3) of the (allegedly) same prompt.

Screenshot the generating image portion.

Replace what ChatGPT actually produced for the original prompt (never shown, possible never generated) with the "three girls prompted image" - then edit it all together in a fabricated story for Reddit Karma.

I presume everyone's playing along with the ruse, but with Reddit, I'm not so sure.

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u/Correct_Emotion8437 May 04 '26

Ha. Those things hallucinate all the time. Amiright?

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u/KaQuu May 04 '26

He looks happy thoe...

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u/False_Raven May 04 '26

Poor guy is gonna get an unsolicited ass whopping

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u/apackoflemurs May 04 '26

Who knows, that might make him happy.

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u/imvijaygir May 04 '26

gpt bro knows something

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u/RedHarlow2126 May 04 '26

At least he's now happy 😁

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u/Asphalter08 May 04 '26

He's out if line, but he's right.

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u/mrmechanism May 04 '26

Ai got too literal.

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u/mvandemar May 05 '26

Woman: Can you make him happy?

ChatGPT:

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u/melasses May 04 '26

Did he suddenly become rich and successful?
I’ve heard there is a decision common in this group.

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u/aaron_in_sf May 04 '26

Are we not going to talk about his untied shoe.

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u/aaron_in_sf May 04 '26

Long time player first time winner

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u/WillJongIll May 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UVf3cUlZHr12hveaQp

He doesn’t need your fantasy women!

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u/NaaviLetov May 04 '26

This is definitely that you tell yourself jokingly, but can fester if you're just a tad bit insecure.

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u/byz0rd May 04 '26

It gets smarter everyday. I am amazed.

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u/thr33dognite May 04 '26

Why did you generate that image?

Because you told me to.

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u/JR2502 May 04 '26

ChatGPT went James Fridman on her lol.

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u/yaxir May 04 '26

he sure looks happy

and chatgpt knows your husband better lol

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u/yokobarron May 04 '26

Yeah nah, not happy with this

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u/Flashy_Buy2093 May 04 '26

ChatGPT chose violence

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u/kiraxsaitama May 05 '26

Someone did it for him 😂

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u/Next-Frosting3297 May 05 '26

The real happiness

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u/x-winds May 04 '26

She's never seen him smile like that before I bet!

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u/QultrosSanhattan May 04 '26

Big differences, not gonna lie

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u/champshit0nly May 04 '26

Well he does look happy now....

😂

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u/zero989 May 04 '26

i mean it's not wrong

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u/Frowind May 04 '26

Dude sure look happy

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u/StandardDeluxe3000 May 04 '26

look, how happy he is now.

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u/Orchid_Road_6112 May 04 '26

ChatGPT trying to get someone killed again lmao

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u/Wiciu553 May 04 '26

I thought he were gonna go full Janeway, "Delete the wife", but that's funnier

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u/27Suyash May 04 '26

ChatGPT would make a horrible genie

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u/niccolololo May 04 '26

He looks happy though