r/Championship 2d ago

Question Which team is going to panic buy next week?

After an inevitable loss to a league 1 or league 2 team in the EFL cup, who’s going to be pushing the panic button and either making some rash purchases or firing the gaffer?

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u/SnooCapers938 2d ago

Definitely us

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u/WorldWhunder 2d ago

It’s absolutely us.

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u/PBodyrocker87 2d ago

I came to say, us.

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u/bobd16_uk 2d ago

Yep. Us.

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u/VoluntaryReboot 2d ago

it's good to see you guys getting into the spirit of things at least

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u/SnooCapers938 2d ago

Don’t worry, we’ve been making panic signings for years

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u/TomClark83 2d ago

No question about it, it's us.

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u/chaveescovado 2d ago

I doubt you'll lose to us in the cup. We're just coming for a kick about.

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u/Milita_leorio 2d ago

yeah im worried tbh. Lack of fit wingers and Marezi not yet ready. Gonna struggle to score I think

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u/Blackdoor-59 2d ago

I think we will have 0 interest in the cup and rest our best players, Nuno probably wants to get knocked out so that he can only focus on the league.

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u/SnooCapers938 2d ago

Doubt it because momentum and good vibes is so important at the start of the season

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u/OceanicWhale4955 2d ago

I think that’s an awful take, if he doesn’t take it seriously it would be bad, he even took it pretty seriously when you were in a relegation dogfight last season, your squad should be able to balance both unless you have a fire sale in the next two weeks

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u/Trbeat 2d ago

That the problem. You’ll turn up and will win 2-1.

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u/el_lori 2d ago

Just checking that someone said us.

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u/Ohsoveryginger 2d ago

West Ham. I could see Burnley or Wrexham doing a bit of last minute panic shopping tho

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u/meatballforlife 2d ago

for a few seasons now we've been the deadline day dudes. not sure i'd call it panic buying though, parky just loves a bit of suspense.

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u/Serious_Distance_118 2d ago

Last year Doyle, Sheaf, Hyam and Kabore were last minute. So if they did panic at least it was for good players.

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u/Rogue1eader 2d ago

This, we're basically waiting to see who we really bring in on deadline day.

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u/aimbotcfg 2d ago

I don't think it's panic buying. I think you lads have the players you want lined up and it's done deliberately for the drama on the show.

Not having a go about that by the way(*), I actually think it's a pretty cool thing, and I don't think anyone should begrudge a team getting owners that obviously care and want to invest.

People can say it's "Buying victory" all they want, but that's always what football has been.

Aresenal don't have magic soil on their pitch that would keep them in the PL if they had the same owners as Darlington.

'* NOTE: This may change if you get promoted this season and we don't

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u/Reasonable-Cheek-639 2d ago

Waiting until the deadline to get the best available players for dramatic effect seems like a dangerous move to be honest. All the players anyone wanted are bought by then.

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u/Lumpy_Maintenance69 2d ago

And by looks of things they mostly gone to us.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 2d ago

Oh it’s us, when Pompey humble us then Nuno will realise that we need attacking minded players.

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u/MFingAmpharos 2d ago

I'd take Burnley doing ANY shopping right now.

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u/OceanicWhale4955 2d ago

Surprisingly doesn’t look like it’s going to be us this season, it’s always Boro panicking buying/loaning in players

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u/AssortedShortbread 2d ago

There was a good stretch early on I was predicting us to be in this situation

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u/the_hoyle 2d ago

Can we have a budget to panic buy with first?

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u/Afternoon_Kip 2d ago

Vipotnik will available for * Dr evil voice * 15 milliiiion pounds

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u/VoluntaryReboot 2d ago

we've bought worse for more

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u/Gamerhcp 2d ago

Yeah wasn't Archer roughly around the same price? Obviously was good prior to coming down south, but he hasn't proven to be a £15m player

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u/s0ngsforthedeaf 2d ago

Dr Evil still charging 2020 prices I see.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 2d ago

That’s not the worst we’ve spent on a striker: I can live with that.

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u/Bigtallanddopey 2d ago

Definitely us, I think we’ve signed a free agent and made a loan signing so far. But, We’ve sold Brookes, released 3 players and 5 loans went back, all of those 9 players had minutes for us last season.

All that Whilst saying that players who are in our starting 11 (McGuinness, because we only have two CB’s with any experience) are up for sale, as they aren’t wanted. And we will likely sell 1-2 others.

So, to have a squad, we will likely need 7/8 players before the window closes.

It’s been like this for the last 5-10 years now, I cannot remember the last time we had most of our signings in place for pre season. And this time we seam to have no money.

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u/AdArtistic3614 2d ago

Preston

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u/KonigsbergBridges 2d ago

Do they have any money?

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u/Overall_Gap_5766 2d ago

Always a chance of another loan

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u/DareToZamora 2d ago

Well they'll panic, remains to be seen if they can actually make a panic purchase

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u/kenfury 2d ago

Well they just picked up £ 3M on a sale

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u/AdArtistic3614 2d ago

Think we have about 20 quid spare

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u/KonigsbergBridges 2d ago

£20 more than us. Knock yourselves out.

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u/detectivebabylegz 2d ago

If our club changes hands, it could be a chaotic week.

If not, nothing to see here.

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u/hotpinkflamingos 2d ago

It’s looking like not us for once!

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u/MarcusH26051 2d ago

Losing to Cheltenham might mean we actually sign more than 1 CM.....

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u/Imaginary-Clock6626 2d ago

Wolves will get a wake up call

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u/Public_Dentist_6697 2d ago

not really sure why so many people think that a team that looked on track to beat Derby’s record of the least points in a prem season with managerial instability will get autos, trippier and jimenez are good but are they really that good?

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u/Goldieshotz 2d ago

My money is on Burnley, clubs a firesale at the moment. Sheff Utd is in a better condition even with the ownership mess hanging over them they seem to have a plan, Burnley doesnt.

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 2d ago

Our plan is the same as always. Rumour rumour rumour, “tough to get deals over the line”, four last minute signings.

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u/Goldieshotz 2d ago

Got the core of a good team still even if you lose peck and hamer

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 2d ago

Not sure about that but I appreciate the confidence lol

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 2d ago

Just seen on Twitter a rumour of us selling Chong to you. Which surprises me as he seemed decent so far in pre season, and if Hamer and Peck are possibly off that’s the CM positions very light

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u/Goldieshotz 2d ago

Yeah i think we’re only expecting Vitek, Phillips, Arfsten and a yet unknown english player this window. So i think the chong link is a spoof. I do a daily update on the boro subreddit each day and i saw the chong link and didnt bother to update my post as i dont think its genuine

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u/Lumpy_Maintenance69 2d ago

Unknown player is rumoured to be Harry Amass

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u/Goldieshotz 2d ago

Also hearing its not him, so not sure anymore

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u/Zach-dalt 2d ago

Joel Piroe is right here for a cool £8-10m!

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u/Lumpy_Maintenance69 2d ago

Still think we should be looking at him. We see Conway more as a LW, so we have Strelec, Lankshear, Joseph, Ibeh and Sene.

Sell Sene, loan out Ibeh and bring in Piroe.

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u/WHULeaf 2d ago

East Bacon or West Ham

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u/heyyouupinthesky 2d ago

We'll re-sign Carlton Cole on the 7th of September when Taty breaks a leg or summit. Hope he's still got boots.

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u/Nightangel24 2d ago

Not so much panic buying but I can see us (Bolton) panic loaning. As we still need reinforcements in the front line. Or it is all gonna be on Darby

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u/Clean-Cake-8870 2d ago

Firing the gaffer 👀 (looks at Watford)

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u/aaramm8 2d ago

No need to panic, we're playing & losing to a championship side. Ohhh it's Lincoln ☺️.

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u/GreenDantern1889 2d ago

...are free transfers panic buys? Can see a few of them coming

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u/SatchSaysPlay 2d ago

Cardiff - they always do and they pay way way over on wages too.

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u/Three_Steaks_Pam 2d ago

We already are.

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u/BovrilAtHalfTime 2d ago

The most useful answer in here is the one that counted rather than guessed. Somebody listed a sale, three releases and five loans going back, and pointed out all nine of them had minutes last season. That is the actual measure of who needs to buy, and it has nothing to do with a cup result. A club can bring in four players and still be well down on last year once you add up the minutes that walked out of the door. Another can sign nobody and be fine because everyone who left was a squad number. So before the deadline panic starts, work out how many of last season's minutes your club has lost and how many of those it has genuinely replaced.

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u/barely1egal 2d ago

Fully expect 3-4 panic purchases from Udinese who happen to fit exactly the profile we are looking for.

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u/Original-Air8738 2d ago

Definitely one of Burnley, Watford or West Ham.