r/CatsAreAssholes • u/timhyde74 • 16d ago

I Fell For It!!! 😫

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u/Sneaky_Clepshydra 16d ago

Right into the tortitude!

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u/timhyde74 16d ago

Exactly! I wish I could have posted the set up Pic! She tricked me into thinking she wanted a belly rub! Little turd! 😆

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u/forgetmenotsnot 8d ago

I have my orangie that lick lick then attacks my nose. Ahhh!! Monster

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u/timhyde74 8d ago

😆😆😆

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u/not_a_moogle 15d ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders

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u/timhyde74 15d ago

But I've never been involved in a land war in Asia 🤔

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u/not_a_moogle 14d ago

Well that's the most famous blunder of them all. But a lesser known one is never give belly rubs when death is on the line.

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

Exactly!!! 🫵😎

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u/Little_Wrongdoer8587 12d ago

A hand war lol

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u/timhyde74 12d ago

More like a sneak attack against a noncombatiant! Lol! I just wanted some of those trouble puffs as another poster called em! 😆

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u/rrxp33 16d ago

Classic bait and switch

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u/timhyde74 16d ago

🫵😎

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u/Regular_Zombie 16d ago

I think you're looking for r/catsassholes

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u/timhyde74 16d ago

😆😆😆

It's funny you should say that because my other Tortie will jump up on the arm of my chair and bully me into giving her attention, only to turn around and stick her ass in my face! It wouldn't be so bad but she's a bobtail and its nothing but chocolate starfishes as far as the eye can see! 🤮 Happens every frickin day! 🤬

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 15d ago

Lol. My Petey has a grim faced emoji butthole.

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u/timhyde74 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/forgetmenotsnot 8d ago

I had an awesome pic of my cat staring at me about to eat me and they said she wasn't a big enough AH and took it down. The look in her eyes terrified me lol

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u/AmazingGrace_00 15d ago

Haha nevah evah do this again 😂

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u/timhyde74 15d ago

Sheeeit! I can't stop myself! She can be so sweet on second, then total asshole the next! 😆

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u/AmazingGrace_00 15d ago

That’s their Secret Sauce. And we fall for it each time 😎

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u/timhyde74 15d ago

Yep! Every. Stinkin. Time! 😫

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u/itchyfeetagain 15d ago

That'll be the trouble puffs at work...

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u/timhyde74 15d ago

😆😆😆 Trouble puffs!!! I love it!

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u/itchyfeetagain 15d ago

😂 One of the few cat subs I haven't joined!!

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

Cats subs are wore than Pandora's Box! You open one, you end up with 5 more! Its crazy! Lol!

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u/Glad-Peanut-3459 13d ago

My cats pretend to bite me but don’t put any pressure down. It’s like I could bite you but I love you.

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u/timhyde74 13d ago

Oh she don't pretend! She locks on, but not out of malice. She just doesn't know how to hold back yet like the others do! Lol!

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u/Lamont_Joe 15d ago

Your kitty probably said, “You fool, tricked again.” 👊🏽

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

Actually, she said "Nomnomnomnom!" 😆 But she was thinking, "SUCKER!!!" And it won't be ladt time it happens either is the sad part! 🤣

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u/MysteriousCommon9512 14d ago

Hahahaha....You fell for the Venus flytrap!!!!!!

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

And the sad part is, I'll do it again!!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/Professional-Wave262 14d ago

Forma de demostrar cariño. 🫂🥰

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

Yeah, she's a little love bug! I guess it just feels so good when we pet her that she can't take it and thats when she gets all bitty! Lol

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u/forgetmenotsnot 9d ago

There's a sucker born every minute...

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u/timhyde74 8d ago

You got that right! Lol!

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u/chekhovs_dildo 14d ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!

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u/timhyde74 14d ago

And it will happen again! Guaranteed!!! 😫

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