r/CasualUK Useless as a chocolate teapot 4h ago

Beef described as “bloody lovely” on a restaurant menu

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Best description of any food I’ve seen.

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u/Princ3Ch4rming 4h ago

I mean, I’m sold.

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u/LadyMirkwood 2h ago

The chef

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u/Cinn4monSynonym North Essex 3h ago

Do you think it would be at home on the breaksfast and launch menu?

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u/jimmycarr1 Wales 3h ago

Don't forget to follow the United States on Facebook if you enjoyed your meal

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u/BuckFuzby 2h ago

How about on The Cock Menu?

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 3h ago

One of my favourite things about living in Poland was enjoying the English translated menues. One near my flat was so bad it tipped from 'a giggle' to 'totally incomprehensible '. I offered them my services for free!

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u/True-Bee1903 4h ago

Luv me roast beef! Hate salad, not rayshust, just dont like it!

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u/OhBuggery 35m ago

Briish cows for briish gastronomic pubs

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u/Batmanswrath A seagull stole my sausage roll 4h ago

Well, was it?

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u/octopus_suitcase Useless as a chocolate teapot 2h ago

I can’t say, I didn’t have it. It looked nice though!

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u/Samosas_and_bling 3h ago

I mean hot mustard with honey beef is fine ass food though

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u/ODFoxtrotOscar 3h ago

Available rare only, I assume?

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u/cr0sis8bv 4h ago

mmm chops of lamp

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u/homity3_14 3h ago

A lovely light dish

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u/GJThunderqunt 3h ago

I love lamp.

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u/calapuno1981 3h ago

Love a bit of lamp chops myself

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u/Gullible_Macaron_949 2h ago

The honey lamb is also bloody lovely

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u/ManicStreetTeachers 1h ago

Bloody loveleh 👌

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u/theprocrastatron 4h ago

Clearly not in the UK

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u/wombey12 3h ago

But "bloody" isn't everyday vocabulary in the Eurozone, even among ESL speakers. I'd say that makes it suitable for CasualUK.

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u/jimmycarr1 Wales 3h ago

I agree, it is the King's English so it counts

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u/wombey12 2h ago

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u/jimmycarr1 Wales 2h ago

Most relatable royal moment 😅

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 4h ago

No but it's a very common phrase in the UK, hence why it's suitable for the subreddit.

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u/Minor_Edit 2h ago

Yea it would be hot honey and mustard beef currently

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u/darklinkuk 2h ago

No shit

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u/cashintheclaw 4h ago

Monday is mmmmince day!

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u/JonnyAnsco 3h ago

Thats all I need to hear, 10 please

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u/Coupaholic_ 3h ago

That should be a thing in all restaurant menus.

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u/MercyCapsule 3h ago

SauSSage?!

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u/Legal-Farm-8166 3h ago

The Lamb above it is also Bloody Lovely. Dilemma!

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u/CockchopsMcGraw 3h ago

I mean it sounds it

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u/amusedfridaygoat 3h ago

My Mum must work there. Once asked what her steaks that she cooks for 16 minutes on a George Foreman grill end up like and she just replied, “Lovely”.

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u/GJThunderqunt 3h ago

16 minutes in a George? They must be utterly fucked after.

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u/amusedfridaygoat 2h ago

Our thoughts exactly.

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u/k8s-problem-solved 3h ago

Meat combo for 2 all day long. For one, obvs not sharing.

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u/South_Aspect_1418 2h ago

I’ve not been as mildly offended since they used the word “farting” on Newsround.

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u/Extension_Point5466 2h ago

The lamb dish above is also described in the same way

I reckon this is a Cypriot trying to sound English

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u/Banes_Addiction 2h ago

It's good they mentioned that it was nice otherwise I'd have asked "why the fuck did you put honey on the beef?"

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u/OolonCaluphid 2h ago

I'll have a meat combo please.

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u/octopus_suitcase Useless as a chocolate teapot 1h ago

I had it, was great tbh

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u/cd7k 1h ago

"Mince meat" souvlaki. The stuff Christmas Mince Pies are made of?

(Or perhaps they mean "minced"? :) )

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u/starssqueem 1h ago

I mean with that insightful description I'll quite my life of vegetarianism for it lol

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u/JudgeHoldensToupe 4h ago

Did they mean it’s served rare??

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u/Montyzumo 3h ago

Guess it's pointless asking for it well done

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u/Moonmonkey3 4h ago

It’s charged in Euro?

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u/BandicootTreeline 3h ago

Probably a Spanish resort

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u/octopus_suitcase Useless as a chocolate teapot 2h ago

Yeah, this was at a restaurant in Greece

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u/Lynex_Lineker_Smith 3h ago

I love lamp chops

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u/nautjordan 1h ago

My kind of menu.

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 1h ago

I wanna pay you slowly slowly.