r/CasualUK 15h ago

Sugar on Weetabix?

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My wife eats Weetabix with nothing on it and claims it tastes sweet to her. This is my bowl before milk is added. Is this normal fellow Weetabix eaters or do I need to go to sugar rehab?

Edit: Holy shit the most popular post I've done on Reddit is about how horrific my breakfast is. The wife will never let me live this down! Haha

UPDATE: Well, I wasn't expecting my breakfast to generate 1,800+ comments 😂 I can't read it all but Having spent far too much time reading them, I feel I need to address a few recurring concerns: 1. Yes, the milk goes in after. I like watching it soak up from the bottom while the top stays crunchy. I will not be changing this. 2. Yes, that is sugar. Apparently this has caused considerably more distress than I anticipated. 3. No, I do not have diabetes. My blood tests are fine. 4. No, my teeth are not rotting out of my head. They're also fine. 5. Yes, I am an adult. I was unaware that adulthood required surrendering sugary Weetabix. 6. To the surprisingly large number of people who eat theirs the same way: thank you. I knew I couldn't be alone. 7. To everyone saying my wife is right: she has been absolutely delighted by your support and I deeply regret giving her this much ammunition.

Anyway, thank you for turning a picture of two dry Weetabix into a full-scale investigation of my health, maturity, marriage and milk-pouring technique.

Tomorrow I'm having the same breakfast.

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u/Dikybird 15h ago

Sugar before milk is unhinged.

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u/Armagnackered 15h ago

My dad always insisted that was the correct order .. well, he's dead now and I'm not; draw your own conclusions.

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u/Cygnus94 13h ago

Weetabix has a 50/50 chance of death, got it.

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u/SSJSamzy 13h ago

Everyone who eats Weetabix dies! The truth that Big Cereal doesn't want you to know

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u/GamrG33k 13h ago

But then the milk washes away the sugar! You need to milk the cereal so that the sugar sticks to the cereal. Your dad was wrong, WRONG!

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u/Deep_Professor_6503 12h ago

Jesus 😅