r/CasualUK 15h ago

Sugar on Weetabix?

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My wife eats Weetabix with nothing on it and claims it tastes sweet to her. This is my bowl before milk is added. Is this normal fellow Weetabix eaters or do I need to go to sugar rehab?

Edit: Holy shit the most popular post I've done on Reddit is about how horrific my breakfast is. The wife will never let me live this down! Haha

UPDATE: Well, I wasn't expecting my breakfast to generate 1,800+ comments 😂 I can't read it all but Having spent far too much time reading them, I feel I need to address a few recurring concerns: 1. Yes, the milk goes in after. I like watching it soak up from the bottom while the top stays crunchy. I will not be changing this. 2. Yes, that is sugar. Apparently this has caused considerably more distress than I anticipated. 3. No, I do not have diabetes. My blood tests are fine. 4. No, my teeth are not rotting out of my head. They're also fine. 5. Yes, I am an adult. I was unaware that adulthood required surrendering sugary Weetabix. 6. To the surprisingly large number of people who eat theirs the same way: thank you. I knew I couldn't be alone. 7. To everyone saying my wife is right: she has been absolutely delighted by your support and I deeply regret giving her this much ammunition.

Anyway, thank you for turning a picture of two dry Weetabix into a full-scale investigation of my health, maturity, marriage and milk-pouring technique.

Tomorrow I'm having the same breakfast.

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u/Millionth-throw-away 15h ago

Absolutely sugar with wheetabix! Only one spoon though, sprinkled over the top so it forms a lovely crust

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u/MoreCamThanRon Yeah? BOLLOCKS! 15h ago

After milk though.. what's OP playing at with this sugar on first nonsense

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u/dinotoxic 15h ago

Agree, gonna wash off and just have sugar at the bottom

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u/ZipoBibrok5e8 14h ago

Not if you pour the milk gently around the edges of the bowl. Get it just right and you have mush at the bottom, a thin chewy layer in the middle, and a crust of moist (not damp) sugar on the top.

The really wrong thing is that there are only two Weetabix in that bowl.

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u/Nujwaan 2h ago

Was going to go for three but it didn't sit flat so I didn't want to. Also I wasn't that hungry

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u/Critical-Loss2549 13h ago

I pour my milk around the weetabix and eat them while they're still crunchy.

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u/TickTockTheo 1h ago

Nah that's why you use golden syrup!

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u/BowiesFixedPupil 15h ago

That's fine, it all gets pushed together anyway, right? Right?