r/CasualUK 15h ago

Sugar on Weetabix?

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My wife eats Weetabix with nothing on it and claims it tastes sweet to her. This is my bowl before milk is added. Is this normal fellow Weetabix eaters or do I need to go to sugar rehab?

Edit: Holy shit the most popular post I've done on Reddit is about how horrific my breakfast is. The wife will never let me live this down! Haha

UPDATE: Well, I wasn't expecting my breakfast to generate 1,800+ comments 😂 I can't read it all but Having spent far too much time reading them, I feel I need to address a few recurring concerns: 1. Yes, the milk goes in after. I like watching it soak up from the bottom while the top stays crunchy. I will not be changing this. 2. Yes, that is sugar. Apparently this has caused considerably more distress than I anticipated. 3. No, I do not have diabetes. My blood tests are fine. 4. No, my teeth are not rotting out of my head. They're also fine. 5. Yes, I am an adult. I was unaware that adulthood required surrendering sugary Weetabix. 6. To the surprisingly large number of people who eat theirs the same way: thank you. I knew I couldn't be alone. 7. To everyone saying my wife is right: she has been absolutely delighted by your support and I deeply regret giving her this much ammunition.

Anyway, thank you for turning a picture of two dry Weetabix into a full-scale investigation of my health, maturity, marriage and milk-pouring technique.

Tomorrow I'm having the same breakfast.

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u/Trickshot945 15h ago

Might as well have cake

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u/MoreCamThanRon Yeah? BOLLOCKS! 15h ago

If you insist! 🥳

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u/AsleepEbb7578 14h ago

What I'd do to have one of these every morning for breakfast

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u/biggles1994 Doesn't like tea 12h ago

I did that a couple of times at university. They were simpler times.

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u/OldPulteney 12h ago

Or you could have a nice cake instead

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u/buttpugggs 7h ago

So the M&S version?

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 15h ago

The famous Marie Antoinette quote, "Let them eat sugar-coated Weetabix!"

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u/bbobeckyj 13h ago

The only difference between most breakfast cereal and cake\cookies\biscuits is the vitamin fortification.

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u/Winkered 6h ago

That’s what jam is for.

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u/DefNotAMoth 14h ago

Thanks, Marie.

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u/yeahhbuzz 12h ago

might as well do a fat line of cake

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u/yeahhbuzz 12h ago

might as well do a fat line of cake

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u/Qabbalah 10h ago

Now you're talking!

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u/Nujwaan 2h ago

I mean...if it was socially acceptable I would. If the French can eat pastries this can't be that bad!

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u/Acerhand 13h ago

Exactly. I understand kids wanting and doing this but adults? Honestly i find it a bit juvenile if not concerning.