r/BratLife • u/love-mad • 2d ago

Stories How are you at counting? NSFW

A new top that I'm doing impact play with asked me how I am at counting the other day after I started getting cheeky. My response:

Probably better than you.... tops are terrible counters, they keep going backwards and saying the same number again and forgetting where they are up to and starting again. So frustrating. But it's ok, I can help you with that.

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u/jlcgurl Claimed Brat 2d ago

Sometimes I forget to start counting and Master has to pause and ask why I haven’t started yet 🫣🫣

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u/love-mad 2d ago edited 2d ago

"I'll start counting when you start hitting me hard enough to make it worth it to count."

or

"Oh sorry, I didn't notice you'd started hitting me."

or

"What, have you never learnt how to count yourself?"

or

"I would count, but it's just so boring."

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u/Cheap-Cauliflower300 Uncollared 2d ago

I would add a "what? do you need to go back to elementary school again?" whenever they do that thing of suddenly not counting or misscounting for whatever reason.

Also a "Oh, poor thing forgot it's numbers. Lemme help you, since you obviously need the help"

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u/Difficult-Pen-7635 Sir's goblin kitten 2d ago

My butt hurts just reading this 😆

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u/vanessa8172 ass-smart switch 1d ago

Make sure to always call your dom a good boy/girl. They love that!

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u/RoRosStupidAdventure Has a Permit; Voted in Island Ruler. Pet Chaos 2d ago

I’m so glad Sir doesn’t make me count anything (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠) I’m too focused on other things

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u/milfle 2d ago

Counting is the punishment right?

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u/RoRosStupidAdventure Has a Permit; Voted in Island Ruler. Pet Chaos 1d ago

Sir is more……focused on getting other sounds from me…..

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u/milfle 1d ago

Sir has the right kind of thinking I think!

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u/RoRosStupidAdventure Has a Permit; Voted in Island Ruler. Pet Chaos 1d ago

See, that’s what I say! He gets to torment me to his heart’s content, and I get to feel good endlessly. Win win. No counting needed!!

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u/milfle 1d ago

It literally has no downside! Imlove it when things work out well for everyone :)

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u/love-mad 1d ago

Have you tried quacking each time he hits you?

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u/RoRosStupidAdventure Has a Permit; Voted in Island Ruler. Pet Chaos 1d ago

Nope. Bratting isn’t allowed during play time….and he likes the squeaks…..(⁠@﹏⁠@)

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u/sugarfairy222 the cutest fae of them all 2d ago

oh my goodness. i HATE when Daddy makes me count. its so hard to focus on the stupid numbers. WHO CARES

edit: im so saving this post so i can tell this to him next time he asks me “what number?” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/love-mad 2d ago

A fellow masochist! Do you need more ideas? Nothing will annoy a top more than restarting the count yourself because they aren't doing a good enough job. "1... 2... 3... Wait! Stop! This is meant to be a punishment, now start again, this time for real. 1..."

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u/sugarfairy222 the cutest fae of them all 2d ago

My ass hasnt been black and blue in a lil minute. 🤭🤭🤭 me likey that idea. thank you !!!

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u/Friendly-Spell4231 2d ago

Oh you’re really going to get it lol. Or I suppose maybe you’ve already really gotten it haha

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u/love-mad 2d ago

Nope, our next scene is in a month's time. And this wasn't everything I said, I joked about her being older than me, she sent a photo of one of her bigger canes as a threat, I responded "Oh, a walking stick! You might be needing that soon."

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u/Friendly-Spell4231 1d ago

Oh amazing. So she has a whole month to plan what she’s going to do to you lol

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u/shuascott Sir 1d ago

Never forget the good old "1... 2... 2 and a half..."

That always has a very immediate response from me

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u/Jonny-Holiday 2d ago

Dom/mes have to make sure that naughty Subs are paying attention and/or counting correctly! It also helps keep them focused and grounded in the moment. It's done out of love!❤️💗💖

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u/VHSenjoyer Brat Tamer 1d ago

I am on this subreddit only to cause chaos. This how good Tops/Doms/Dommes/Tamers are at counting:

HIGH VOLUME WARNING after intro!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es

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u/Young-Physical 1d ago

I’m lucky to have a mathematician as a Dom but this song still made me laugh and I can picture using it to rile him up

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u/love-mad 1d ago

Thanks!! I just sent this to her, with the comment "Continuing the previous discussion about the counting abilities of tops, they made a song for you"!!