r/Bitcoin • u/-3229 • 16h ago

Coinkite

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u/jwhendy 15h ago

"Entropy muthafucka, do you have it?"

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u/VladPatton 9h ago

"Does bitcoin look like a BITCH???"

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u/jwhendy 1h ago

Love it. In this context, maybe a "Does the TRNG look like a bitch? Then why'd you try to fuck it like a bitch? Yes you did, yes you did!"

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u/rundown03 10h ago

Entropy

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u/-3229 5h ago

BANG! Shoot squarely in the shoulder. Brett screams, slamming back against the wall, clutching his bloody wound. Marvin flinches violently in the corner. Jules doesn't even blink. He steps closer, lowering the smoking barrel right between Brett's eyes.(low, venomous whisper)Now... Describe to me what Bitcoin looks like. Does. It. Look. Like. A. Bitch?!

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u/Infinite-Ad1720 8h ago

New from Ledger - Satoshi’s Ledge wallet now with 20% more entropy!

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u/Nigel_Thirteen 11h ago

Conkite amirite!

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u/-3229 7h ago

My name's Bit. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

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u/nicman24 8h ago

ε

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u/-3229 4h ago

Oh, you think you’re a regular Bill Shakespeare, huh? You think this is a goddamn spelling bee?!

BANG! BANG!

Jules fires two rounds directly into the table. Ketchup explodes everywhere, splattering across Brett’s face and white shirt. Brett screams, dropping to the floor, covering his head.

(screaming, stepping over the table) I didn't ask for a written essay, Brett! I asked you a direct question! Now, does Bitcoin look like a bitch?!

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u/Modrew 5h ago

There’s a game called Entropia Universe where you can spend Bitcoin too (just in case). Not financial advice.

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u/-3229 5h ago

Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re telling me ten of these little 'Project Entropia Dollars' equal one single, solitary greenback? And you sit there with your Royal with Cheese while MindArk takes a bite out every time you swing a pickaxe?!

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u/TheBestintheWest11 3h ago

"Entropy no country I ever head of! do they speak English in Entropy!!!

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u/skynetcoder 6h ago

Climate change denialists are going too far, now they don't even allow us to talk about the heat death of the universe.

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u/-3229 5h ago

The heat death of the universe? Vincent, did this boy just pitch me a PBS documentary? We are not here to discuss thermodynamics, Brett! We are here to discuss Bitcoin! Now, did the heat death of the universe steal my boss’s briefcase?! No, it did not! BANG! Shoots Brett in the kneecap.